29-01-2006, 17:30
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חבר מתאריך: 28.10.01
הודעות: 885
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חחחחחחחחח איזה חזק!
כמה טובים:
- Vin Diesel solved world hunger by eating all the starving people.
- Crop circles are Vin's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
- Vin Diesel can divide by zero.
- Onions do not make Vin Diesel cry. Vin Diesel makes onions shit themselves.
- Vin Diesel doesn't use sunblock; the sun wears Vinblock.
- It takes Vin Diesel 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
- Vin Diesel doesn't believe in rubber condoms. Instead, he sticks his penis in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while fucking another.
- Vin Diesel draws circles with more than 360 degrees.
- The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from Vin Diesel and forgot to pay him back.
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