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מידע הכותרות המוזרות של 2004 (אנגלית)

Sex-toy terror and dwarf dearth

08.01.05
By PAUL MAJENDIE

Humming sex toy shuts Australian airport. Taiwanese man tries to convert lions to Jesus, gets bitten.

Talking toilet orders German men to sit down. Chinese get busy signal on Beijing suicide line.

Judging by the bizarre headlines that greeted readers round the world, 2004 was a bumper year for the weird and wacky.

Canadian guide dog barred for only answering its master's commands in French. Japanese boy writes apology in blood for dozing in class.

The list is endless, living proof that truth is all too often stranger than fiction.

A vibrating sex toy chucked into a rubbish bin at an Australian airport sparked a security alert that only ended when an embarrassed passenger came forward to claim what was identified as "an adult novelty device".

The fervent evangelist who leaped into the lions' den at a Taipei zoo and shouted "Jesus will save you" was lucky to escape with just a bite in his right leg when he tried to convert the beasts to Christianity.

Feeling suicidal in Beijing? Then be patient. Nine out of 10 people calling a suicide-prevention hotline were greeted by an engaged signal.

When it comes to quirky ideas, man's ingenuity knows no bounds. A German inventor came up with a best-selling gadget that berates men if they try to use the toilet standing up, telling them: "Put the seat back down right away. You are definitely not to pee standing up."

The Germans are accused of being a deadly serious people with little sense of humour. But several surreal tales prove they can laugh at themselves.

German police arrested a flasher who stumbled over his dropped trousers during an attempt to flee.

A cost-cutting German theatre was berated for using just four dwarfs instead of seven in its Snow White show.

A survey revealed that most German men wear the wrong-sized condoms. Germans also said they find smelly co-workers to be the most annoying aspect of their jobs.

Britain also had its share of oddities. Nursing home staff were so proud of a 105-year-old woman who had smoked since the age of 15 that they cremated her with a packet of her favourite cigarettes in the coffin.

A British train conductor stamped and carefully returned the ticket of what he thought was a slumbering passenger without realising the man was dead.

In South Africa, a radio reporter went a little more live than he anticipated when he was mugged on air for his cellphone while transmitting from a squatter settlement.

Romance certainly had its rough patches last year.

A Norwegian court acquitted a man accused of raping a sleeping woman after he said he was also asleep at the time.

All three wives of an Iranian man took overdoses in an unsuccessful triple-suicide bid after the youngest wife sparked jealousy by buying an expensive pair of boots.

A Malaysian man shot his wife dead after he mistook her for a monkey picking fruit behind their house.

A Spaniard tried to have his wife charged with domestic abuse because she refused to have sex with him on five consecutive nights.

A Mexican man killed his male lover in a drunken, drugged fight and then cooked the man's body in tomato and onion sauce and ate it over three days.

And a Zambian man hanged himself in shame after his wife rushed into their house to investigate a noise and found him having sex with a chicken.

Romance also got wacky.

Two Italians with the nicknames Bull Shark and Nurse Shark donned bubble-helmet immersion suits to get married in a shark tank.

- REUTERS

] http://www.nzherald.co.nz/index.cfm...bjectID=9005913
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