"MiG-28" במלוא הדרו...

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ציטוט:

Charlie: Excuse me, Lieutenant. Is there something wrong? Maverick: Yes ma'am, the data on the MiG is inaccurate. Charlie: How's that, Lieutenant? Maverick: Well, I just happened to see a MiG 28 do a... Goose: We! Maverick: Uh, sorry Goose. WE happened to see a MiG 28 do a 4g negative dive. Charlie: Where did you see this? Maverick: Uh, that's classified. Charlie: It's what? Maverick: It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. Charlie: So lieutenant where exactly were you? Maverick: Well, we... Goose: Thankyou. Maverick: Started up on a 6, when he pulled from the clouds, and then I moved in above him. Charlie: Well, if you were directly above him, how could you see him? Maverick: Because I was inverted. Iceman: [coughs whilst saying] Bullshit. Goose: No he was man, it was a really great move. Charlie: You were in a 4g inverted dive with a Mig28? Maverick: Yes maam. Charlie: At what range? Maverick: Um, about 2 metres. Goose: It was actually about 1 and a half I think. It was 1 and a half, I've got a great Polaroid of it, and he's right there, must be 1 and a half. Maverick: Was a nice picture. Goose: Thanks. Charlie: Eh lieutenant, what were you doing there? Goose: Communicating. Maverick: Communicating. Keeping up foriegn relations. You know, giving him the bird!

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