07-05-2006, 19:59
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Why aircrafts are better than women
* An airplane will kill you quickly... A woman takes her time.
* Airplanes like to do it inverted.
* Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
* An airplane's thrust to weight ratio is higher.
* An airplane does not get mad if you 'touch and go.'
* An airplane does not object to a preflight inspection.
* Airplanes come with manuals.
* Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.
* You can fly an airplane any time of the month.
* Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
* Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
* Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you have flown.
* When flying, you and your airplane both arrive at the same time.
*Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes, or if you buy airplane magazines
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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. -Rick Cook
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