איזה שיר הכי מגניב בעינכם?

שלי Electric eye של Judas priest

Up here in space
I'm looking down on you
My lasers trace
Everything you do

You think you've private lives
Think nothing of the kind
There is no true escape
I'm watching all the time

CHORUS
I'm made of metal
My circuits gleam
I am perpetual
I keep the country clean

I'm elected electric spy
I'm protected electric eye

Always in focus
You can't feel my stare
I zoom into you
You don't know I'm there

I take a pride in probing all your secret moves
My tearless retina takes pictures that can prove

CHORUS

Electric eye, in the sky
Feel my stare, always there
There's nothing you can do about it
Develop and expose
I feed upon your every thought
And so my power grows

CHORUS

אין לי דרך אחרת לתאר אותו חוץ מ"מגניב" אני שומעת אותו ומופיע לי חיוך דבילי על הפרצוף..
הוא לא היחיד.. אבל הוא בהחלט במקום הראשון..

"אני פחדתי ממפלצת.. אז חשבתי על פיצה. ומיץ."

בערך כל שיר של Tenacious D הוא מגניב

אבל בעיקר Kickapoo

..::Jack Black (Narrator)::..
A long ass fuckin' time ago,
In a town called Kickapoo,
There lived a humble family
Religious through and through.
But yay there was a black sheep
And he knew just what to do.
His name was young J.B. and he refused to step in-line.
A vision he did see-eth
Fuckin' rockin' all the time.
He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align.


..::Jack Black (Son)::..
Oh the dragons balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave,
Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles,
With a long and shiney blade!
'Twas I who fucked the dragon,
Fuckalize sing-fuckaloo!
And if you try to fuck with me,
Then I shall fuck you too!
Gotta get it on in the party zone!
I gots to shoot a load in the party zone!
Gotta lick a toad in the party zone!
Gotta suck a chode in the party zone!
[Crying]


..::Meat Loaf (Father)::..
You've disobeyed my orders, son,
My way you never [born?].
Your brother's ten times better than you,
Jesus loves him more.
This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell.
Rock and roll's The Devil's work, he wants you to rebel.
You'll become a mindless puppet;
Beelzebub will pull the strings!
Your heart will lose direction,
And chaos it will bring.
You'd better shut your mouth,
Better watch your tone!
You're going for a week with no telephone!
Don't let me here you cry,
Don't let me hear you moan!
You gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home!


..::Jack Black (Son)::..
Dio can you hear me?
I am lost and so alone.
I'm askin' for your guidance.
Won't you come down from your throne?
I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock.
My father thinks you're evil,
But man, he can suck a cock.
Rock is not The Devil's work,
It's magical and rad.
I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad.


..::Ronnie James Dio (Dio poster)::..
I hear you brave young Jaybles,
You are hungry for the rock.
But to learn the ancient method,
Sacred doors you must unlock.
Escape your father's clutches,
And this oppressive neighborhood.
On a journey you must go,
To find the land of Hollywood!
In The City of Fallen Angels,
Where the ocean meets the sand,
You will form a strong alliance,
And the world's most awesome band.
To find your fame and fortune,
Through the valley you must walk.
You will face your inner demons.
Now go my son and rock!


..::Jack Black (Narrator)::..
So he went from fuckin' Kickapoo With hunger in his heart;
And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art;
But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart.
Rooooock. Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock. Raye-yayayayaye-yock.

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בג'ומלאן חי משיח הזקן,
לבד בבית בלי אישה בלי בן.
בכד שם כסף במשך שבעים שנה
בשביל לקנות אישה לחתונה.

כמה דינר אסף?
אללה יודע.
אולי שלושה דינר?
אולי פי מאה.
אולי שלושים דינר?
אולי כפליים.
אולי שלוש מאות?
נשתה לחיים.

טוב למשיח טוב. הז!!!
אללה יביא לו מזל טוב. הז!!!

בג'ומלאן חי משיח הזקן,
בגיל שבעים הלך והתחתן.
אישה תמה קנה הוא בכל כספו,
בנים תלד יישאו כולם את שמו.

כמה בנים תלד?
שבעה אינשאללה.
אם רק יוליד שישה,
שבח לאללה.
אולי רק חמישה,
כוח כבר אין לו.
אם רק ירצה השם אחד ייתן לו.

טוב למשיח טוב. הז!!!
אללה יביא לו מזל טוב. הז!!!

בג'ומלאן חי משיח הזקן,
ביום בלילה התפלל לבן.
בג´ומלאן אף אחד לא האמין,
איך מזל הרה שבע פעמים.

את מי ילדה ראשון?
את הבת ג'מילה.
ומי נולד שני?
הבת ג'לילה.
ומי הבא בתור?
הבת ג'מילה.
ומי נולד בסוף?
צילה וגילה.

איש לא ישא את שמו. הז!!!
עד המשיח בוא יבוא. הז!!!

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צודק ב-100%.

We sit together on the sofa

With the music way down low

waited so long for this moment

It's hard to think it's really so

The door is locked there's no one home

They've all gone out we're all alone

Su-sanna, Su-sanna

Su-sanna I'm crazy loving you

I put my arm aroud her shoulder

Run my fingers through her hair

It's a dream I can't believe it

It took so long it's only fair

And then the phone begins to ring

And a strangers voice on the other end of the line

Says oh, wrong number, sorry to waste your time

And i think to myself,

Why now,

Why me,

Why.......

Su-sanna, su-sanna,

Su-sanna, I'm crazy loving you

Su-sanna, Su-sanna,

Su-sanna, I'm crazy loving you

Again I sit myself beside her

Try to take her hand in mine

The moment's gone, the feeling's over

She looks around to find the time

Then she says could we just sit and chat

And I think well that's that

Susanna, Susannna,

Susanna, I'm crazy loving you

Still we sit here on the sofa

With the stereo on ten

The magic's gone, it's a disaster

There seems no point to start again

She says I think I'd better go

She says goodbye and I say... NO!

Su-sanna, Su-sanna,

Su-sanna, I'm crazy loving you

Su-sanna, Su-sanna,

Su-sanna, I'm crazy loving you

I'm so crazy loving you

מה שיותר מאגניב זה הקצב

סוווווווווווזנהההההה :]

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Hey!!!!!!

Scotty doesn't know,
That Fionna and me,
Do it in my van every Sunday.

She tells him shes in church,
But she doesn't go,
Still shes on her knees, and...

Scotty doens't know, oh.
Scotty doesn't know-oh.
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know.
SO DON'T TELL SCOTTY!

Fionna says shes out shopping,
But shes under me and I'm not stopping.

Cuz Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know.
So don't tell Scotty.
Scotty doesn't knoooooow....
DON'T TELL SCOTTY!

I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.

Fionna's got him on the phone,
and she's trying not to moan.
It's a three way call,
and he knows nothing.
NOTHING!!!

Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Don't tell Scotty.
Cuz Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't knoooooow....
SO DON'T TELL SCOTTY!

We'll put on a show, everyone will go.
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't knoooooow....

The, parking lot, why not?
It's so cool when you're on top.
His front lawn, in the snow.
Laughing so hard, cuz...

Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know.

I did her on his birthday.

Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Don't tell Scotty.
Scotty doesn't knoooooow....

Scotty will know,
Scotty has to know,
Scotty's gotta know,
Gonna tell Scotty,
Gonna tell him myself.

Scotty has to know,
Scotty has to know,
Scotty has to,
Scotty has to,
Scotty has to go!

Scotty doesn't know,
(Don't tell Scotty)
Scotty doesn't know,
(Don't tell Scotty)
Scotty doesn't know...

Scotty's gotta go!

יכלתי להישבע שתלכי על "בוקר טוב" של דיקלה :O

Imagine there's no countries,
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace

ממ.. גם, כן, גם בוקר טוב "בווווקקקקקרררר טווווווווווווווובבבבבבב לכללללל אללללההה שלא היה להם דייייייםםם"

"אני פחדתי ממפלצת.. אז חשבתי על פיצה. ומיץ."

צריך לשמוע יותר מוזיקה!

חחח גם אני לא. רק את השיר של סלאח שבתי אני מכיר

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Sir Psycho Sexy

A long, long, long, long time ago
Before the wind, before the snow
Lived a man, lived a man I know
Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho

Sir Psycho Sexy that is me
Sometimes I find I need to scream

He's a freak of nature
But we love him so
He's a freak of nature
But we let him go

Deep inside the garden of Eden
Standing there with my hard on bleedin'
Theres a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen
Good God no that would be treason
Believe me Eve she gave good reason
Botty looking too good not to be squeezin'
Creamy beaver hotter than a fever
I'm a givin' 'cause she's the reciever
I won't and I don't hang up until I please her
Makin' her feel like an over achiever
I take it away for a minute just to tease her
Then I give it back a little bit deeper

[Chorus]
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that I met 1 time
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that left me blind
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man he's the man he's the man

He's a freak of nature
But we love him so
He's a freak of nature
But we let him go

I got stopped by a lady cop
In my automobile
She said get out and spead your legs
And then she tried to cop a feel
That cop she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
She stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said "what's up?" now suck my dick
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
On her crotch so very warm
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
Proppin' her up on the black and white
Unzipped and slipped "ooo that's tight"
I swatted her like no swat team can
Turned a cherry pie right into jam

[Chorus]

Hello young woman that I love
Pretty punk rock mamma that I'm thinking of
Hold me naked if you will
In your arms in your legs in your pussy I'd kill
To be with you, to kiss with you, I do miss you
I love you

Lay me down ....
Descending waves of graceful pleasure
For your love there is no measure
Her curves they bend with subtle splendor

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the funk will make me freak
If I should die before I waked
Allow me Lord to rock out naked
Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip
Calling up a little girl with a bull whip
Lickety split go snap "snap"
Girl gettin' off all in my lap
The tallest tree the sweetest sap
Blowin' my ass right off the map
Ooo and it's nice out here
I think I'll stay for a while

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Pea

I'm a little pea
I love the sky the trees
I'm a teeny tiny, little ant
Checking out this and that
I am nothing, Ahhhahhhh
So you have nothing to hide
And I'm a pacifist
So I can fuck your shit up
Oh yeah I'm small
Oh yeah I'm small

Fuck you asshole
You homophobic redneck dick
You're big and tough and macho
You can kick my ass
So fucking what
So fucking what
So fucking what
So fucking what

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