- טלפון מצלצל
- (מיליציוניסט) Hello Armenia international Tajikistan army. How can I help you?
- (שולמן) Hallo.
- Hello?
- Yes yes yes… aeee…I would like a nuclear missile please.
- No problem! For twenty five million dollars!
- Twenty five million dollars?! It's a lot of money!
- OK! I'll give you for a… Twenty million dollar!
- A ammm wait a minute.
- (חנוכה מתערב) Hallo?
- Hallo?
- How much you want?
- Twenty milliona!
- I give you five!
- Ha ha ha! Five million… Ha ha ha! I don't think so! Maybe fifteen?
- No, no, no! I give you five dollars!
- What?! Are you crazy?! Five dollar for nuclear missile???
- Come on. I know you need the money!
- Ammpm mmm…
- I know you have nothing to eat…
- Yes! It is true.
- That's all.
- Ten!
- No!
- OK! OK! OK! I'll give it for you for a five dollar!
- Send it to Mem Kuf twenty two in Israel…
- It will arrive in about ten minutes…
- Five!
- OK! OK! OK! Five.
(hang up)
- Mambo jumbo?
- Aktivatda missle controlsky
- Dah