19-12-2005, 13:18
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חבר מתאריך: 07.09.02
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Dialogue while Moses is at the top of Sinai
Dialogue while Moses is at the top of Sinai:
God:
And remember Moses, in the laws of keeping Kosher, never cook a calf in its mother’s milk, it is cruel.
Moses:
Ohhhhhh! So you are saying we should never eat milk and meat together.
God:
No, what I’m saying is, never cook a calf in its mother’s milk, it is cruel.
Moses:
Oh, What you are really saying is we should wait six hour after eating meat to eat milk so the two are not in our stomachs.
God:
No, Moses what I’m saying is don’t cook a calf in its mother’s milk, it is cruel.
Moses:
Oh, Lord! Please don’t strike me down for my stupidity! What you mean is we should have a separate set of dishes for milk and separate set of dishes for meat and if we make a mistake we have to bury that dish outside…
God:
Moses, do whatever the fuck you want…
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