23-04-2009, 18:51
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חבר מתאריך: 25.10.04
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טוב, נוסיף כמה שאני אוהב
Chuck Norris can score a touchdown in basketball
Jesus walks on water but Chuck Norris swims through land.
Chuck Norris can eat an apple and shit fruit salad.
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with the Sun.
Chuck Norris doesnt grow hair on his balls because hair doesnt grow on steel.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.
A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick
Chuck Norris is like a dog, not only because he can smell fear, but because he can piss on whatever he wants.
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