
15-12-2009, 15:42
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חבר מתאריך: 25.12.05
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Dear sirs and future “Ole Hadash”!
We welcome you as a fresh new citizen of the state of Israel.
Due to various reasons the Israeli Absorption authorities and Jewish agency will not be using our international carrier – El Al - as the means of transit for our new citizens.
We will soon acknowledge you as to the updated details for you and your families flight to your new home.
Due to above changes you should expect the following, marginal, effects on your new life:
Please note that the culture shock people coming from civilized countries are expected to meet, would be postponed by 6 to 11 hours (Golders Green and NYC newcomers respectively). Yes you can put your hand in the back on the seat pouch – no risk of oiling your fingers with Bamba leftovers apply anymore. No, the Arsim did not vanish! They just are too cheap to fly Continental! You will see them just after you pass costumes control in Israel, running over you like maniacs, hugging their friend who just returned from 2.5 day deal at Varna. No its not plastic – its called “Kosher food”.
Welcome to Israel!
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