http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/ne...icle5284173.ece

I am an Israeli who lives in England and my English is not that good, i do not have Hebrew key board and dont ask me why, but whatever you will read here you will understand in anyway

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במקור נכתב על ידי tommy1916 http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/ne...icle5284173.ece

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Brush Your Hebrew

אפשרות ראשונה, אם יש לך מקלדת דו-לשונית, לפחות ב XP תוסיפו עברית כשפה נוספת ותוכלו לעבור בקלות מאחת לשניה בעזרת בחירת הוספת Language Bar
אפשרות שניה, שימוש במקלדת וירטואלית. אפילו חיפוש בגוגל נחסך מכם:

http://www.gate2home.com/?language=he&sec=2

לטעמי המקלדת וירטואלית הכי נוחה שיש.

sorry mate, if u cant read English its your problem, i dont write in Hebrew and thats the end of it, dont have to tell u why and how, i just dont want to.
and what u going to do to all the people who cant understand Hebrew and write only in englis? kick them out the furom? is that the best u can come up with. maybe people more comfi writing in english then hebrew, so what?
i know what i prefer and its not hebrew.

I am an Israeli who lives in England and my English is not that good, i do not have Hebrew key board and dont ask me why, but whatever you will read here you will understand in anyway

אם אתה כבר כותב באנגלית, לפחות תכתוב בשפה סטנדרטית שמכבדת את הפורום (ואני לא אומר עם דקדוק ואיות נכונים).

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. -Rick Cook

what u ment by that comment?
let me think....maybe i stop making an opinion becouse my english is that bad?
dident stop you replying in the first place.
so you did understand then?

u dont like it, dont read it

I am an Israeli who lives in England and my English is not that good, i do not have Hebrew key board and dont ask me why, but whatever you will read here you will understand in anyway

If you are writing to an Israeli forum respect the native language and her speakers.



And if that’s how you interpreter an attempt to help you, seems that your limitations are NOT ONLY TECHNICAL.

למנהלים: נראה שהפורום לא יפיק דבר מן הנ"ל, ראו את רמת הבנת הנקרא - כמה תגובות חצופות לפניות עניניות...

u have to be israeli to be on here....or u have to write in hebrew to be here?

are u that snob?

it is not up to u who is good for this forum or whos not

free world

free speech

grow up

and get a life

now again, we are talking about Iran....i think

I am an Israeli who lives in England and my English is not that good, i do not have Hebrew key board and dont ask me why, but whatever you will read here you will understand in anyway

למנהלים: נראה שהפורום לא יפיק דבר מן הנ"ל, ראו את רמת הבנת הנקרא - כמה תגובות חצופות לפניות עניניות...

you are just sad and lonly

I am an Israeli who lives in England and my English is not that good, i do not have Hebrew key board and dont ask me why, but whatever you will read here you will understand in anyway

פניות עניניות????
slaging off people u call it פניות עניניות???

i call it being a kid that was bullied at school, thats what u more like.

and i wasent hatzoof, i was polite it anything.

pls for god sake grow up

I am an Israeli who lives in England and my English is not that good, i do not have Hebrew key board and dont ask me why, but whatever you will read here you will understand in anyway

If you are going to respond in English, please have the decency to type correctly and respect this language. In your response 'interpreter" should not have an er at the end - please check your grammar. You probably haven't entered any non-Israeli forums as you seem bothered that someone is typing in another language, but just to let you know that the MAJORITY type in English - after all, this is the most spoken language globally - FACT. It's very narrow-minded and arrogant of individuals like yourself to refuse to listen to someone else's opinions because they have not typed in Hebrew. Get over yourself - - you may just learn something. By the way, this is typed by the wife who lives in England and can read and write English and Hebrew far better than yourself.

I am an Israeli who lives in England and my English is not that good, i do not have Hebrew key board and dont ask me why, but whatever you will read here you will understand in anyway

Actually, English is only the 3rd most spoken langauge in the world. Chinese is the first, then Spanish. English comes 3rd. Just to get your facts straight..

If you're looking at native speakers, then English comes 4th. Mandarin, Hindi and Spanish have more people that speak them as a mother tongue.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. -Rick Cook

you still cant spell

I am an Israeli who lives in England and my English is not that good, i do not have Hebrew key board and dont ask me why, but whatever you will read here you will understand in anyway

בסדר.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. -Rick Cook

כן ואז מה?
הם ייבנו את זה מחדש תוך 3 שנים מקסימום.
וניתקוף עוד פעם בטח?
אני חושב שכבר דנו בזה.

dont u think it will be a bit too far for an attack??

I am an Israeli who lives in England and my English is not that good, i do not have Hebrew key board and dont ask me why, but whatever you will read here you will understand in anyway

אותה הגברת בשינוי האדרת.....
השגיאות אותן מהקודם (לפי הגרפולוג המוסמך לעניני אנגלית)

"בניתי לי בית ונטעתי לי גן במקום זה שביקש האויב לגרשנו ממנו בניתי את ביתי, כנגד מקום המקדש בניתיו. כדי להעלות על ליבי תמיד את בית מחמדנו החרב...."
(ש"י עגנון - חתן פרס נובל)

אשרי אדם שיכול לתת מבלי לזכור זאת כל הזמן, ולקבל מבלי לשכוח אף פעם

לסלוח לרוצחים - זה תפקידו של האלוהים.
תפקידנו - זה לארגן להם פגישה

אנו לא בוכים, דואגים שאמהות שלהם יבכו

You have got nothing to do all day?
My English is this English and the only English
If u don’t like it don’t read it.
Its time people here stop criticizing people on their writhing or grammar. To have an opinion you don’t have to be a rocket scientist,

As I said b4 and I say again this time slowly so u will understand fast.
Whatever you will read here you will understand in anyway
I am what I am……and that already 1 over you, I don’t do kids nor nerds so get
Over yourself, maybe get out sometimes? See friends? If u have any
No going to talk about girls, it will be way out of your league

Get a live and move on
What was I talking about??? Ho yes, Iran

I am an Israeli who lives in England and my English is not that good, i do not have Hebrew key board and dont ask me why, but whatever you will read here you will understand in anyway

An Israeli man's life was saved when he was given a Palestinian man's heart in a heart transplant operation. The guy is doing fine, but the bad news is, he can't stop throwing rocks at himself."

I am an Israeli who lives in England and my English is not that good, i do not have Hebrew key board and dont ask me why, but whatever you will read here you will understand in anyway

אז מה, עכשיו אתה מוריד את רמת הפורום גם עם בדיחות? יפה יפה.
וחשבתי שדיברת על איראן...

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. -Rick Cook

An American an Indian and an Israeli go out for a meal. The waiter comes over and says I'm sorry but we have a Shortage of meat tonight could you order something else.

The American "whats a Shortage"???
The Indian "whats Meat"???
The Israeli "whats I'm Sorry"??

I am an Israeli who lives in England and my English is not that good, i do not have Hebrew key board and dont ask me why, but whatever you will read here you will understand in anyway

The captain of a Syrian Air Force transport flying over
the Mediterranean sends out a MAYDAY message:

"This is Syrian Air Force Flight. We ave lost one engine and
want to land at any airport in the Middle East OTHER than Israel!"

No answer.

A while later he announces, "This is Syrian Air Force Flight 174 again.
We have now lost two engines and need to land at any airport in the
Middle East OTHER than Israel!"


Silence.


A short while later the captain announces, "This is Syrian Air Force
flight 174 We are desperate......We have now lost THREE engines an urgently ask permission to land at any airport in the Middle East OTHER than Israel!"


Still no answer .


Finally the captain calls out, "Help! This is Syrian Air Force Flight 174. We have only one engine left and it is rapidly failing. Unless we can land we are going to crash. We need permission to land at ANY airport in the Middle East INCLUDING Israel!"


Shortly thereafter, a voice is heard in the Syrian cockpit:

"Shalom Syrian Air Force Flight 174. This is Tel Aviv approach control.
We would like to help."

"Allah is praised," says the Syrian pilot. "Please give me instructions."

"Do you speak Hebrew?"

"No"

''OK, then please repeat after me:.......YITGADAL VIYITKADASH SHIMAY RABBAH.......''

I am an Israeli who lives in England and my English is not that good, i do not have Hebrew key board and dont ask me why, but whatever you will read here you will understand in anyway

An American tourist was riding in a taxi in Israel. As the taxi approached a red light, the tourist was shocked to see the driver drive straight through without even slowing down. Surprised as he was, he didn't say anything feeling himself a "guest" and not wanting to make waves. The trip continued without event until the next intersection. This time the light was green and, to the American's dismay, the cab driver brought the vehicle to a grinding halt. Unable to contain his astonishment, he turns to the driver.

"Listen." he says, "When you went through the red light, I didn't say anything. But why on earth are you stopping at a green light?"

The Israeli driver looks at him as if the American was deranged: "Are you crazy?!", he shouts. "The other guy has a red light! Do you want to get us killed?"

I am an Israeli who lives in England and my English is not that good, i do not have Hebrew key board and dont ask me why, but whatever you will read here you will understand in anyway

where all this snoberi is comming from?

its friday night, get out and have fun, there is a world out there.

sorry i forgot,,,,too ugly to get out?

now that is funnyyyyyyyyyyy

I am an Israeli who lives in England and my English is not that good, i do not have Hebrew key board and dont ask me why, but whatever you will read here you will understand in anyway

רק אתמול הבטחת שלא תבוא לכאן יותר.
אין לך מילה. יצאת טונה ברמות.

as long as it will bother you, i am here

enjoy

haval, ha timtum nozel leha mha oznayeem

I am an Israeli who lives in England and my English is not that good, i do not have Hebrew key board and dont ask me why, but whatever you will read here you will understand in anyway

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