>A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch
> >together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of the cooler.
> >
> >The little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?"
> >
> >Grandpa replied, "Can your dick touch your ass?"
> >
> >The little boy answered no. Grandpa said "Then you're not man enough to
>
> >have
> >a beer."
> >
> >A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar.
> >
> >The little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?"
> >
> >Once again, Grandpa asked, Can your dick touch your ass?"
> >
> >The little boy answered no, again.
> >
> >Grandpa said, "Then your not man enough to have a cigar."
> >
> >A little later, the little boy came out of the house with some cookies.
> >
> >Grandpa asked, "Can I have a cookie?"
> >
> >The boy asked, "Can your dick touch your ass?"
> >
> >Grandpa replied, "Hell yeah my dick can touch my ass!"
> >
> >The boy replied,"Then go fuck yourself, Grandma made the cookies for
> me."

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