03-08-2006, 10:07
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חבר מתאריך: 22.03.03
הודעות: 22,094
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בדיחה לשבת: בלונדינית בסופרמרקט
A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WHO WAVES AT
HIM AND SAYS HELLO.
HE'S RATHER TAKEN BACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER FROM,
SO HE SAYS, " DO YOU KNOW ME?" TO WHICH SHE REPLIES, "I THINK YOU'RE THE
FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS."
NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL TO HIS
WIFE AND SAYS, " MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY
THAT I LAID ON THE POOL TABLE, WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR
PARTNER WHIPPED ME WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A CARROT IN MY BUTT?"
SHE SAID, "NO, I'M YOUR SON'S MATH TEACHER!"
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