06-10-2011, 12:42
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- Steve Jobs isn't really dead, the nurses are just holding him the wrong way.
- What's the difference between cancer and a black man? Cancer gets Jobs.
- Steve Jobs should be cremated. He'll become part of the cloud.
- Reports are coming in that doctors tried reviving Steve Jobs but it turns out the defibrillator required flash.
- When Steve Jobs died. iCried.
- Steve Jobs' funeral is expected to cost around £200,000. Samsung have just announced they'll do it for £200.
- with steve jobs no longer at the helm, investors are worried apple may crumble.
- Even more hipsters will be buying Apple products now that Steve Jobs is so under ground.
- steve jobs said portable Apple devices will only ever get flash over his dead body.
Well?... - Steve Jobs had pancreatic cancer. You've probably never heard of it.
- Steve didn't support the pancreas anymore. It was too complicated.
- What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Pacreatic cancer.
- They opened up Steve Jobs and found a rainbow spiral.
- Apple's don't get virus's, they get cancer.
- Why is America's economy in the shit when even cancer can get jobs.
- How many bad apples does it take to fill a coffin? Just the one.
- Apple have cryogenically frozen Job's brain and are working on putting it into the body of an Android.
- Steve Jobs. Gone in a Flash!
- I guess an Apple a day really doesn't keep the doctors away.
- Isn't it iRonic that Steve Jobs died of something with the initials "PC"?
- Apple lost Jobs yesterday... yet now they have an open position
- Well they could have removed the cancer but they didn't want to void the warranty by opening him up
- Steve Jobs isn't dead, he's just obsolete. We're now announcing the new Steve Jobs 3GS. coming this winter.
- When Reagan was president, we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs.
In Obama's America, we have no Cash, no Hope, and no Jobs. - Too Zune...
Show some sympathy.
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