
07-09-2006, 07:40
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חבר מתאריך: 15.08.06
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you don't understand, nothing matters. let me explain why muslim people are upset.
בתגובה להודעה מספר 1 שנכתבה על ידי HummerH1 שמתחילה ב "1 מ 6 "נמנע מלשבת ליד מוסלמי באוטובוס או ברכבת התחתית" - למה?"
amm..All the following is taken from "Cartoon wars part 1", episode 3 in the 10th season, south park.
Mrs.Garrison: Welcome to the Muslim-Sensitivity Training. It is important for us to understand why the muslim feel the way they do, and why we can never show an image of Muhammad.
Kyle: No, MUSLIMS can't show an image of Muhammad!
Mrs.Garrison: Kyle, you're not being very sensitive.
Cartman: Yeah, Kyle, Maybe you think this is funny, but the rest of us don't.
Mrs.Garrison: Let's all look at why Muslims are upset: [turns and picks up a stick of chalk] First of all, in the Muslim religion, you're not allowed to have what? [no response] Sex. Good. [writes "NO SEX" on the board] There's no sex until marriage in the Muslim world. [faces the class] Now, this would be fine except that in the Muslim religion you also can't... Anybody? [no response] Jack off. [writes "NO JACKING OFF" on the board] Okay, jacking it is strictly forbidden in the Muslim religion. [faces the class] And what do we know about the places Muslims live? They live in? [no response] Good, sand. [writes "SAND" on the board] Now put yourself in the shoes of a Muslim. It's Friday night, but you can't have sex, and you can't jack off. There's sand in your eyes and probably in the crack of your ass, and then some cartoon comes along from a country where people are getting laid, and mocks your prophet. Well you know what? I'd be pretty pissed off too!
Cartman: Mr. Garrison, that is ignorant and racist! Muslims are mad because of Family Guy, not because they can't jack off! Right, Wendy?
Wendy: [skeptically] ...yeah.
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