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  #1  
ישן 25-05-2006, 23:33
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המלצה מגה אשכול או אשכול הספאם הגדול

אהלן חבר'ה.

הבנתי שהיו כבר אשכולות דומים ואשכולות שהגיעו לשרשורים ענקיים...(1000 תגובות)

המטרה באשכול הזה, עם שיתוף פעולה מלא ממכם, לעשות את השרשור הארוך ביותר בתולדות פרש כאשר אפשר לנצל את ה"תכונה" הזו בפורום, שדיונים מסויימים גולשים לדיונים בנושאים אחרים

הצלחה של אשכול כזה תלויה בכם חבר'ה, כל מה שעולה על דעתכם ולא משנה אם הוא קשור או לא לאחר, אתם מוזמנים להעלות לאשכול...גם אם מדובר בספאם טהור...

דבר חשוב - אין זה אומר שהפורום אינו יכול להתנהל במקביל. דיונים באמת מעניינים או בעלי חשיבות יכולים להיות מועלים כאשכולות אחרים בפורום.


שיהיה בהצלחה!

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  #26  
ישן 25-05-2006, 23:44
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האסיר הקשיש ביותר בארץ איים על חייו של סוהר בכלא מעשיהו
בתגובה להודעה מספר 1 שנכתבה על ידי רועי AZ שמתחילה ב "מגה אשכול או אשכול הספאם הגדול"

יום שישי, 26 במאי 2006, 0:23 מאת: מערכת וואלה!

האסיר הקשיש ביותר בשירות בתי הסוהר, בן 90, איים לרצוח את קצין האסירים בכלא מעשיהו. האסיר, שכבר הורשע פעמיים ברצח, זעם על שלטונות הכלא ששללו ממנו חופשות בשל התנהגותו, ואמר לקצין האסירים "כשאהיה חופשי אירה בך". בקול ישראל דווח, כי לאסיר הקשיש נפתח תיק פלילי נוסף.

...

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  #43  
ישן 26-05-2006, 11:03
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נכון, ואולי זה הפתרון למצב שדיונים על בודי בילדרים
בתגובה להודעה מספר 33 שנכתבה על ידי EventHorizon שמתחילה ב "אתה היית כאן שהם עשו את אשכול ה 1000?"

ציטוט:
במקור נכתב על ידי EventHorizon
נ.ב.
זה לא אתה שהיתלונן על הפורום הסטלני? אם משעמם לך כל-כך, אתה מוזמן להכין במקומי את שיעורי הבית


הופכים לדיונים על בני מיעוטים...מה הקשר שחת ותחת??

בכל אופן, את מוזמנת לעשות את שיעורי הבית שלי בסטטיסטיקה...

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  #45  
ישן 26-05-2006, 11:15
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קומבינטוריקה!!!!!!! איכסה...
בתגובה להודעה מספר 44 שנכתבה על ידי EventHorizon שמתחילה ב "אין לי סטטיסטיקה בתואר,"

ציטוט:
במקור נכתב על ידי EventHorizon
אם כבר הסתברות, תורת הקבוצות, מתמטיקה דיסקרטית ולוגיקה מתמטית- בכיף


בטח בתיכון עשית שבע יח' מוגבר במתמטיקה וקיבלת 98...נכון?

אני עכשיו בעיצומו של תירגול בהתפלגויות... תמונה שהועלתה על ידי גולש באתר ולכן אין אנו יכולים לדעת מה היא מכילה

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  #67  
ישן 26-05-2006, 16:37
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עצם החוצפה לדבר בפלאפון בזמן נהיגה מראה את הבעיה
בתגובה להודעה מספר 66 שנכתבה על ידי High_Hopes שמתחילה ב "אם כבר מדברים על נשים שלא יודעות לנהוג"

וכך גם עם גברים.

לא יודע אם שמעתם על כך, אך לא מזמן היה מחקר בארץ, לקחו כמה נהגים ברמה גבוהה ומנוסים מאוד ונתנו להם לשוחח בדיבורית ובמקביל, לעקוף קונוסים תוך כדי נסיעה ולהימנע מפגיעה בהם. התוצאות היו חד משמעיות שהראו פגיעה בריכוז ועקב כך פגיעה בקונוסים...

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  #95  
ישן 26-05-2006, 19:13
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הנה משהו דפוק שקרה במקום עבודתי (מודיעין נתב"ג) אבל לא לי.
בתגובה להודעה מספר 93 שנכתבה על ידי רועי AZ שמתחילה ב "אפשר שכל אחד יוסיף משהו מוזר שקרה לו ביומיום..."

אחת הנוסעות, ישראלית מצויה, מוציאה תדפיס מהכספומט (אין לי מושג איך היא יודעת להשתמש בכספומט תיכף תבינו למה).

על התדפיס היתה רשומה הספרה אפס. המשמעות מובנת לכולנו, אך משום מה לא לה. בצר לה, פנתה הגברת לדלפק המודיעין אל העובדת ופשוט שאלה אותה הכיצד זה יתכן/ הכצעקתה. לקח לעובדת דק' ארוכות לשכנע את הנוסעת, שהיא בסה"כ עובדת מודיעין ולא בנק. הנוסעת פשוט התעקשה שהעובדת תברר לה את פשר ה אפס בתדפיס............................................ ...............

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ישן 26-05-2006, 18:27
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הנה דוגמא לדימוקרטיה אמיתית... :)
בתגובה להודעה מספר 1 שנכתבה על ידי רועי AZ שמתחילה ב "מגה אשכול או אשכול הספאם הגדול"

חופש הביטוי? לא רק אצלנו..

לרצוח את בלייר - מוצדק מוסרית....

ג'ורג' גאלוואי, פוליטיקאי ותיק וחבר בפרלמנט הבריטי, אמר (שישי, 26.5.06) כי יהיה "מוצדק מבחינה מוסרית" אם רוצח מחליט להתנקש בחיי ראש ממשלת בריטניה, טוני בלייר. עם זאת, הוא הדגיש כי אין בכוונתו להסיט נגד ראש הממשלה המכהן. כך מדווחת סוכנות הידיעות AP.

בראיון שהעניק למגזין הבריטי GQ, אמר גאלוואי כי התקפה נגד ראש הממשלה בלייר, אשר לא תגרום לאבידות בנפש נוספות, פרט לחייו של בלייר, תהיה תגובה מוצדקת למלחמה בעירק.

גאלוואי אמרי כי רצח בלייר "יהיה לגמרי לוגי, ואף שווה-ערך מבחינה מוסרית, אם נתחשב בכך שבלייר הורה להרוג אלפי חפים מפשע בעירק".

הפוליטיקאי המנוסה, אשר בשום אופן לא רוצה להיות קשור להתקפה עתידית נגד טוני בלייר, הדגיש בדבריו כי במידה והוא יידע כי מישהו מתכנן להתנקש נגד ראש הממשלה, הוא יודיע על כך למשטרה באופן מיידי.

"אני סבור כי עדיף לא להביע עמדה על כך. עדיף שלא נייחס חשיבות לדבר... אולם אנחנו מודעים לכך שמחשבות כאלה קיימות בשפע", אמר אחד ממקורביו של בלייר, אשר העדיף להביע את הדברים בעילום שם.

גאלוואי גורש בעבר ממפלגתו של טוני בלייר, הלייבור, לאחר שפנה אל החיילים הבריטים בעירק בחזית וביקש מהם שלא להילחם. עם זאת, הוא זכה למושב בפרלמנט בשנה שעברה, לאחר שהקים את "מפלגת הכבוד".

אחד מדובריו של גאלוואי אמר כי הוא מקווה לשוחח חבר הפרלמנט על הפרשה וכי בהמשך יפרסם הבהרה לדברים.

http://www.nfc.co.il/archive/001-D-...ml?tag=19-25-32
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  #163  
ישן 27-05-2006, 09:32
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מילאתי את הטופס, הכל מאושר כחוק..
בתגובה להודעה מספר 161 שנכתבה על ידי משוטטת_פה שמתחילה ב "חבר'ה..."

יזם/ קבלן / אזרח יקר,



בהתאם לסעיף 36 לחוק הבזק התשמ"ב 1982 כל המתכוון לבצע עבודות חפירה
בעומק העולה על 50 ס"מ מחויב בקבלת היתר חפירה מחברת בזק.



לנוחיותך לחץ כאן לקבלת טופסבקשה לקבלת היתר חפירה מבזק. לאחר מילוי הטופס במלואו
והשלמת המסמכים והתוכניות הנדרשות עליך להפנותו לבזק אל הגורמים הבאים:


  • אזור צפון – דן בן עמי – מנהל אגף תכנון – רח' חורי 1, חיפה
  • אזור ירושלים והדרום – אביאל רחמים – מנהל אגף תכנון – רחוב' עם ועולמו 3, ירושלים
  • אזור ת"א והשרון – שלמה פנחס – מנהל אגף תכנון – בנין עזריאלי 2, תל אביב
  • אזור מרכז – לוי עליז – מנהל אגף תכנון – רחוב הרצל 32, ראשון לציון



ברור טלפוני ניתן לבצע אצל הגורמים הבאים:


  • אזור צפון – ולדימיר בלינדרמן – טלפון: 04-8618894
  • אזור ירושלים והדרום – יצחק יצחקי – טלפון: 02-5307416
  • אזור ת"א והשרון – קרול ברל – טלפון: 03-5636225



ביצוע עבודות חפירה בעומק העולה על 50 ס"מ מהווה עבירה על החוק. במידה ותבוצע
עבודת חפירה ללא קבלת היתר חפירה מבזק או שלא בהתאם לתנאים בהיתר החפירה שהתקבל
מבזק צפוי מבצע העבודה להיתבע ע"י בזק ולפצותה במלוא הנזק הכספי שיגרם לה,
וזאת בנוסף לעצירה מיידית של המשך העבודה.





למניעת אי נעימות נא הקפד לפעול על פי החוק ולקבל היתר חפירה כחוק מבזק.

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  #188  
ישן 27-05-2006, 13:27
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בתגובה להודעה מספר 1 שנכתבה על ידי רועי AZ שמתחילה ב "מגה אשכול או אשכול הספאם הגדול"

{334}{489}SEE THEM|TUMBLING DOWN
{490}{585}PLEDGING THEIR LOVE|TO THE GROUND
{586}{645}A WAY OUT WEST|THERE WAS THIS FELLA,
{646}{705}FELLA I WANT|TO TELL YOU ABOUT,
{706}{789}FELLA BY THE NAME|OF JEFF LEBOWSKI,
{790}{837}AT LEAST THAT|WAS THE HANDLE
{838}{885}THAT HIS LOVING PARENTS|GAVE HIM.
{886}{958}BUT HE NEVER HAD|MUCH USE FOR IT HIMSELF.
{959}{1053}THIS LEBOWSKI,|HE CALLED HIMSELF THE DUDE.
{1054}{1149}NOW DUDE, THAT'S A NAME|NO ONE WOULD SELF-APPLY
{1150}{1197}WHERE I COME FROM.
{1198}{1257}BUT THEN, THERE WAS|A LOT ABOUT THE DUDE
{1258}{1329}THAT DIDN'T MAKE A WHOLE|LOT OF SENSE TO ME,
{1330}{1401}AND A LOT ABOUT|WHERE HE LIVED, LIKEWISE.
{1402}{1449}ALONG WITH THE|TUMBLING TUMBLEWEED
{1450}{1485}BUT THEN AGAIN,
{1486}{1581}MAYBE THAT'S WHY I FOUND THE|PLACE SO DERN INTERESTING.
{1678}{1785}THEY CALL LOS ANGELES|THE CITY OF ANGELS.
{1786}{1858}I DIDN'T FIND IT|TO BE THAT EXACTLY.
{1859}{1954}BUT I'LL ALLOW THERE|ARE SOME NICE FOLKS THERE.
{1955}{2025}'COURSE I CAN'T|SAY I SEEN LONDON,
{2026}{2073}AND I NEVER|BEEN TO FRANCE,
{2074}{2145}AND I AIN'T NEVER SEEN NO|QUEEN IN HER DAMNED UNDIES
{2146}{2193}AS THE FELLA SAYS.
{2194}{2241}BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,
{2242}{2289}AFTER SEEING LOS ANGELES
{2290}{2373}AND THIS A-HERE STORY|I'M ABOUT TO UNFOLD,
{2374}{2445}WELL, I GUESS|I SEEN SOMETHIN'
{2446}{2481}EVERY BIT AS STUPEFYIN'
{2482}{2541}AS YOU'D SEE IN ANY|OF THOSE OTHER PLACES,
{2542}{2601}AND IN ENGLISH, TOO.
{2602}{2673}SO I CAN DIE|WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE
{2674}{2758}WITHOUT FEELING LIKE|THE GOOD LORD GYPPED ME.
{2759}{2818}NOW THIS HERE STORY|I'M ABOUT TO UNFOLD
{2819}{2890}TOOK PLACE BACK|IN THE EARLY NINETIES,
{2891}{2950}JUST ABOUT THE TIME OF|OUR CONFLICT WITH SADDAM
{2951}{2998}AND THE IRAQIS.
{2999}{3093}I ONLY MENTION IT 'CAUSE|SOMETIMES THERE'S A MAN,
{3094}{3141}I WON'T SAY A HERO,
{3142}{3189}'CAUSE WHAT'S A HERO?
{3190}{3249}BUT SOMETIMES|THERE'S A MAN,
{3250}{3321}AND I'M TALKING|ABOUT THE DUDE HERE,
{3322}{3393}SOMETIMES THERE'S A MAN,
{3394}{3429}WELL,
{3430}{3501}HE'S THE MAN|FOR HIS TIME AND PLACE.
{3502}{3573}HE FITS RIGHT IN THERE,
{3574}{3621}AND THAT'S THE DUDE,
{3622}{3670}IN LOS ANGELES.
{3671}{3754}AND EVEN IF|HE'S A LAZY MAN,
{3755}{3814}AND THE DUDE WAS|MOST CERTAINLY THAT,
{3815}{3898}QUITE POSSIBLY THE LAZIEST|IN LOS ANGELES COUNTY,
{3899}{3946}WHICH WOULD PLACE HIM|HIGH IN THE RUNNING
{3947}{4017}FOR LAZIEST WORLDWIDE.
{4018}{4089}BUT SOMETIMES|THERE'S A MAN,
{4090}{4173}SOMETIMES...|THERE'S A MAN.
{4174}{4281}WOW, LOST MY TRAIN|OF THOUGHT HERE.
{4282}{4353}BUT...AH, HELL.
{4354}{4413}I DONE INTRODUCED|HIM ENOUGH.
{4414}{4449}ALL FOR A COLLECTIVE ACTION.
{4450}{4497}THIS WILL NOT STAND.
{4498}{4533}THIS WILL NOT STAND,
{4534}{4594}THIS AGGRESSION|AGAINST KUWAIT.
{4595}{4738}HERE ON THE RANGE|I BELONG
{4739}{4870}DRIFTING ALONG|WITH THE TUMBLING
{4871}{5035}TUMBLEWEED
{5134}{5235}AAH!
{5302}{5361}WHERE'S THE MONEY,|LEBOWSKI?
{5362}{5421}I WANT THAT MONEY,|LEBOWSKI.
{5422}{5482}BUNNY SAYS YOU'RE|GOOD FOR IT.
{5483}{5542}WHERE'S THE MONEY,|LEBOWSKI?
{5543}{5614}WHERE'S THE MONEY,|LEBOWSKI?
{5615}{5662}WHERE'S THE FUCKING|MONEY, SHITHEAD?!
{5663}{5710}WELL, IT'S, UH, OHH,
{5711}{5734}UH,
{5735}{5794}IT'S DOWN THERE SOMEWHERE.|LET ME TAKE ANOTHER LOOK.
{5795}{5880}DON'T FUCK WITH US!
{5915}{5962}YOUR WIFE OWES MONEY|TO JACKIE TREEHORN,
{5963}{6033}THAT MEANS YOU OWN|MONEY TO JACKIE TREEHORN.
{6034}{6105}EVER THUS TO|DEADBEATS, LEBOWSKI.
{6118}{6169}NO, NO, DON'T DO THAT...
{6190}{6236}NOT ON THE RUG, MAN.
{6237}{6261}SEE?
{6262}{6297}SEE WHAT HAPPENS,|LEBOWSKI?
{6298}{6345}YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS?
{6346}{6382}NOBODY CALLS ME|LEBOWSKI.
{6383}{6466}YOU GOT THE WRONG GUY.|I'M THE DUDE, MAN.
{6467}{6514}YOUR NAME'S|LEBOWSKI, LEBOWSKI.
{6515}{6562}YOUR WIFE IS BUNNY.
{6563}{6646}MY... MY WIFE...|MY WIFE BUNNY?
{6647}{6706}DO YOU SEE A WEDDING|RING ON MY FINGER?
{6707}{6754}DOES THIS PLACE LOOK|LIKE I'M FUCKING MARRIED?
{6755}{6814}THE TOILET SEAT'S UP,|MAN.
{7006}{7053}WHAT THE FUCK|IS THIS?
{7054}{7125}OBVIOUSLY,|YOU'RE NOT A GOLFER.
{7150}{7197}WOO?
{7198}{7221}YEAH?
{7222}{7299}ISN'T THIS GUY SUPPOSED|TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?
{7319}{7354}FUCK!
{7355}{7426}YEAH, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
{7427}{7474}HE LOOKS LIKE|A FUCKING LOSER.
{7475}{7546}HEY, AT LEAST|I'M HOUSEBROKEN.
{7547}{7594}FUCKING TIME WASTED.
{7595}{7649}THANKS A LOT,|ASSHOLE.
{7811}{7882}LA LA LA LA|LA LA LA LA LA
{7883}{7954}LA LA LA LA|LA LA LA LA LA
{7955}{8025}LA LA LA LA|LA LA LA LA LA
{8026}{8117}LA LA LA LA
{8146}{8206}LA LA LA
{8207}{8321}LA LA LA LA|LA LA LA LA LA
{8363}{8446}THE MAN IN ME WILL DO
{8447}{8530}NEARLY ANY TASK
{8531}{8602}AND AS FOR COMPENSATION
{8603}{8674}THERE'S A LITTLE|HE WOULD ASK
{8675}{8758}TAKE A WOMAN LIKE YOU
{8759}{8818}TO GET THROUGH
{8819}{8878}TO THE MAN IN ME
{8951}{9033}THE STORM CLOUDS|ARE RAGING
{9034}{9097}ALL AROUND MY DOOR
{9119}{9166}I THINK TO MYSELF
{9167}{9262}I MIGHT NOT|TAKE IT ANYMORE
{9263}{9334}TAKE A WOMAN|LIKE YOUR KIND
{9335}{9454}TO FIND THE MAN IN ME
{9503}{9574}BUT, OH
{9575}{9646}WHAT A WONDERFUL FEELING
{9683}{9800}JUST TO KNOW|THAT YOU ARE NEAR
{9839}{9958}THAT SETS|MY HEART A-REELIN'
{9983}{10054}FROM MY TOES
{10055}{10150}UP TO MY EARS
{10151}{10234}THE MAN IN ME|WILL HIDE SOMETIMES
{10235}{10306}TO KEEP FROM BEING SEEN
{10307}{10354}BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE
{10355}{10462}HE DOESN'T WANT TO|TURN INTO SOME MACHINE
{10463}{10534}TAKE A WOMAN LIKE YOU
{10535}{10582}TO GET THROUGH
{10583}{10630}TO THE MAN IN ME
{10691}{10742}WHOO!
{10743}{10778}I'M THROWING|ROCKS TONIGHT.
{10779}{10814}MARK IT, DUDE.
{10815}{10874}THIS WAS A VALUED RUG.
{10875}{10910}AHEM. THIS WAS A...
{10911}{10971}YEAH, MAN, IT REALLY|TIED THE ROOM TOGETHER.
{10972}{11018}SO THIS WAS|A VALUED, UH...
{11019}{11054}WHAT TIED THE ROOM|TOGETHER, DUDE?
{11055}{11078}MY RUG.
{11079}{11114}WERE YOU LISTENING TO|THE DUDE'S STORY, DONNY?
{11115}{11138}WHAT?
{11139}{11174}WERE YOU LISTENING|TO THE DUDE'S STORY?
{11175}{11210}I WAS BOWLING.
{11211}{11270}SO YOU HAVE NO FRAME|OF REFERENCE HERE, DONNY.
{11271}{11306}YOU'RE LIKE A CHILD
{11307}{11342}WHO WANDERS IN|IN THE MIDDLE OF A MOVIE...
{11343}{11366}WALTER, WHAT'S|THE POINT, MAN?
{11367}{11414}THERE'S NO REASON...|HERE'S MY POINT, DUDE...
{11415}{11450}THERE'S NO FUCKING REASON...
{11451}{11486}YEAH, WALTER,|WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
{11487}{11498}HUH?
{11499}{11534}WALTER, WHAT|IS THE POINT...
{11535}{11582}LOOK, WE ALL KNOW|WHO IS AT FAULT HERE.
{11583}{11630}WHAT THE FUCK ARE|YOU TALKING ABOUT?
{11631}{11678}HUH? NO, WHAT|THE FUCK ARE YOU...
{11679}{11726}I'M NOT...
{11727}{11786}WE'RE TALKING ABOUT UNCHECKED|AGGRESSION HERE, DUDE.
{11787}{11822}WHAT THE FUCK IS|HE TALKING ABOUT?
{11823}{11847}MY RUG.
{11848}{11883}FORGET IT, DONNY.|YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT.
{11884}{11931}WALTER, THE CHINAMAN|WHO PEED ON MY RUG,
{11932}{11979}I CAN'T GO|GIVE HIM A BILL.
{11980}{12026}SO WHAT THE FUCK|ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
{12027}{12062}WHAT THE FUCK|ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
{12063}{12110}THE CHINAMAN IS NOT|THE ISSUE HERE, DUDE.
{12111}{12158}I'M TALKING ABOUT DRAWING|A LINE IN THE SAND, DUDE.
{12159}{12218}ACROSS THIS LINE,|YOU DO NOT...
{12219}{12302}ALSO, DUDE, CHINAMAN IS NOT|THE PREFERRED NOMENCLATURE.
{12303}{12350}ASIAN-AMERICAN,|PLEASE.
{12351}{12422}WALTER, THIS ISN'T A GUY|WHO BUILT THE RAILROADS HERE,
{12423}{12458}THIS IS A GUY...
{12459}{12494}WHAT THE FUCK|ARE YOU TALKING...
{12495}{12530}WALTER,|HE PEED ON MY RUG.
{12531}{12578}HE PEED ON|THE DUDE'S RUG.
{12579}{12626}DONNY, YOU'RE|OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT.
{12627}{12686}DUDE, THE CHINAMAN|IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE.
{12687}{12710}SO,WHO...WHO...
{12711}{12747}JEFF LEBOWSKI.
{12748}{12783}THE OTHER|JEFFREY LEBOWSKI,
{12784}{12831}THE MILLIONAIRE.
{12832}{12855}THAT'S FUCKING|INTERESTING, MAN.
{12856}{12891}THAT'S FUCKING|INTERESTING.
{12892}{12951}PLUS, HE HAS|THE WEALTH, OBVIOUSLY,
{12952}{12987}AND THE RESOURCES,
{12988}{13022}UH, SO THAT|THERE'S NO REASON...
{13023}{13058}THERE'S NO|FUCKING REASON
{13059}{13094}WHY HIS WIFE|SHOULD GO OUT
{13095}{13118}AND OWE MONEY|ALL OVER TOWN,
{13119}{13142}AND THEN THEY COME
{13143}{13190}AND THEY PEE ON|YOUR FUCKING RUG!
{13191}{13214}AM I WRONG?NO.
{13215}{13238}AM I WRONG?
{13239}{13262}YEAH, BUT...
{13263}{13310}OK, THEN. AHEM.
{13311}{13358}THAT RUG REALLY TIED|THE ROOM TOGETHER,
{13359}{13406}DID IT NOT?
{13407}{13430}FUCKIN' A!
{13431}{13466}AND THIS GUY|PEED ON IT.
{13467}{13490}DONNY, PLEASE.
{13491}{13526}YOU KNOW, THIS|IS THE FUCKING GUY...
{13527}{13562}I COULD FIND THIS|FUCKING LEBOWSKI GUY.
{13563}{13598}HIS NAME IS LEBOWSKI?
{13599}{13634}THAT'S YOUR NAME, DUDE.
{13635}{13671}THIS IS THE GUY
{13672}{13719}WHO SHOULD COMPENSATE ME|FOR THE FUCKING RUG.
{13720}{13755}HIS WIFE GOES OUT
{13756}{13791}AND OWES MONEY|ALL OVER TOWN,
{13792}{13827}AND THEY PEE ONMY RUG?
{13828}{13874}THEY PEE ON|YOUR FUCKING RUG.
{13875}{13911}THEY PEE ON|MY FUCKING RUG.
{13912}{13944}THAT'S RIGHT, DUDE.
{13972}{14030}THEY PEED ON|YOUR FUCKING RUG.
{14067}{14102}THIS IS THE STUDY.
{14103}{14150}AS YOU CAN SEE,|THE VARIOUS COMMENDATIONS...
{14151}{14198}"JEFFREY LEBOWSKI".
{14199}{14258}HONORARY DEGREES,|ETCETERA.
{14259}{14294}HMM, VERY IMPRESSIVE.
{14295}{14354}OH, PLEASE FEEL FREE|TO INSPECT THEM.
{14355}{14402}HMM? OH, NO, I'M|NOT REALLY THAT...
{14403}{14426}OH, PLEASE, PLEASE.
{14427}{14474}THAT IS THE KEY TO|THE CITY OF PASADENA,
{14475}{14522}WHICH MR. LEBOWSKI|RECEIVED 2 YEARS AGO
{14523}{14595}IN RECOGNITION OF|HIS VARIOUS CIVIC, UH...
{14596}{14655}OH, THAT'S|THE LOS ANGELES
{14656}{14703}CHAMBER OF COMMERCE|BUSINESS ACHIEVER AWARD,
{14704}{14739}WHICH IS GIVEN...
{14740}{14775}OH, NOT NECESSARILY|GIVEN EVERY YEAR.
{14776}{14859}HEY, IS THIS, UH,|IS THIS HIM WITH NANCY?
{14860}{14907}YES, INDEED,|THAT IS MR. LEBOWSKI
{14908}{14955}WITH THE FIRST LADY, YES.|IT WAS TAKEN WHEN...
{14956}{15026}THAT'S, UH, LEBOWSKI|ON THE LEFT THERE?
{15027}{15074}YEAH, OF COURSE.|MR. LEBOWSKI ON THE LEFT...
{15075}{15110}SO HE'S A CRIPPLE...
{15111}{15170}UH, YOU KNOW,|A...A HANDICAPPED GUY?
{15171}{15218}MR. LEBOWSKI|ISDISABLED, YES.
{15219}{15254}UH, THIS PICTURE|WAS TAKEN
{15255}{15314}WHEN MRS. REAGAN WAS|FIRST LADY OF THE NATION,
{15315}{15374}YES, YES.|NOT OF CALIFORNIA.
{15375}{15398}POPE JOHN.
{15399}{15446}UH, IN FACT, HE MET|PRIVATELY WITH THE PRESIDENT,
{15447}{15470}THOUGH UNFORTUNATELY,
{15472}{15519}THERE WASN'T ENOUGH TIME|FOR A PHOTO OPPORTUNITY.
{15520}{15555}OH, NANCY'S PRETTY GOOD.
{15556}{15603}OH, WONDERFUL WOMAN.|WE'RE VERY HAPPY...
{15604}{15627}THESE ARE, UH...
{15628}{15687}OH, THOSE ARE MR. LEBOWSKI'S|CHILDREN, SO TO SPEAK.
{15688}{15735}DIFFERENT MOTHERS, HUH?
{15736}{15771}RACIALLY, PRETTY COOL.
{15772}{15807}HA HA HA HA.
{15808}{15855}THEY'RE NOT LITERALLY|HIS CHILDREN.
{15856}{15915}THEY'RE THE LITTLE|LEBOWSKI URBAN ACHIEVERS,
{15916}{15951}INNER-CITY CHILDREN|OF PROMISE
{15952}{15987}BUT WITHOUT|THE NECESSARY MEANS FOR...
{15988}{16034}NECESSARY MEANS FOR|A HIGHER EDUCATION.
{16035}{16082}SO MR. LEBOWSKI|IS COMMITTED
{16083}{16130}TO SENDING ALL|OF THEM TO COLLEGE.
{16131}{16154}EXCUSE ME.
{16155}{16202}THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
{16203}{16226}FAR OUT.
{16227}{16274}THINK HE'S GOT ROOM|FOR ONE MORE?
{16275}{16298}ONE, UH...
{16299}{16346}OH. HA HA HA.
{16347}{16383}YOU NEVER|WENT TO COLLEGE.
{16384}{16419}PLEASE,|DON'T TOUCH THAT.
{16420}{16455}YEAH, NO, I DID,|BUT, YOU KNOW,
{16456}{16503}I SPENT MOST|OF MY TIME, UM,
{16504}{16551}OCCUPYING VARIOUS|ADMINISTRATION BUILDINGS,
{16552}{16611}UH, SMOKING A LOT|OF THAI STICK,
{16612}{16647}BREAKING INTO|THE R.O.T.C.,
{16648}{16683}AND BOWLING.
{16684}{16719}TO TELL YOU|THE TRUTH, BRANDT,
{16720}{16755}I DON'T REMEMBER|MOST OF IT.
{16756}{16779}OH.
{16828}{16875}HMM.
{16876}{16971}OK, SIR, YOU'RE A LEBOWSKI,|I'M A LEBOWSKI,
{16972}{16995}THAT'S TERRIFIC.
{16996}{17102}BUT I'M VERY BUSY,|AS I IMAGINE YOU ARE.
{17103}{17150}WHAT CAN I|DO FOR YOU, SIR?
{17151}{17198}UH, WELL, SIR,|IT'S, UH,
{17199}{17234}THIS RUG I HAVE.
{17235}{17295}IT REALLY TIED|THE ROOM TOGETHER. UH...
{17296}{17343}YOU TOLD BRANDT ON|THE PHONE, HE TOLD ME.
{17344}{17403}WHERE DO I FIT IN?
{17404}{17439}WELL, UH, THEY WERE...
{17440}{17475}THEY WERE LOOKING|FOR YOU, THESE 2 GUYS.
{17476}{17511}UH...
{17512}{17535}I'LL SAY IT AGAIN.
{17536}{17607}YOU TOLD BRANDT ON|THE PHONE, HE TOLD ME.
{17608}{17655}I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.|YES? YES?
{17656}{17691}OH, SO YOU KNOW THAT
{17692}{17739}THEY WERE TRYING|TO PISS ON YOUR RUG?
{17740}{17786}DID I URINATE|ON YOUR RUG?
{17787}{17835}YOU MEAN, DID YOU|PERSONALLY COME
{17836}{17871}AND PEE ON MY RUG?
{17872}{17907}HELLO! DO YOU|SPEAK ENGLISH, SON?
{17908}{17943}PARLA USTED INGLES?
{17944}{18026}I'LL ASK YOU AGAIN.|DID I URINATE ON YOUR RUG?
{18027}{18098}NO, LIKE I SAID,|WOO PEED ON MY RUG.
{18099}{18146}I JUST WANT TO|UNDERSTAND THIS, SIR.
{18147}{18207}EVERY TIME A RUG|IS MICTURATED UPON
{18208}{18279}IN THIS FAIR CITY, I HAVE|TO COMPENSATE THE PERSON...
{18280}{18315}COME ON, MAN,
{18316}{18363}I'M NOT TRYING|TO SCAM ANYBODY HERE.
{18364}{18411}UH, YOU KNOW,|I...I WAS JUST...
{18412}{18459}YOU WERE JUST|LOOKING FOR A HANDOUT
{18460}{18507}LIKE EVERY OTHER...
{18508}{18579}ARE YOU EMPLOYED,|MR. LEBOWSKI?
{18580}{18615}UH, WAIT, LET ME...
{18616}{18663}LET ME EXPLAIN|SOMETHING TO YOU.
{18664}{18747}I AM NOT MR. LEBOWSKI.|YOU'RE MR. LEBOWSKI.
{18748}{18807}I'M THE DUDE. SO THAT'S|WHAT YOU CALL ME,
{18808}{18891}YOU KNOW, UH, THAT|OR, UH, HIS DUDENESS,
{18892}{18963}OR, UH, DUDER, OR, YOU|KNOW, UH, EL DUDERINO,
{18964}{19034}IF YOU'RE NOT INTO|THE WHOLE BREVITY THING.
{19035}{19106}ARE YOU EMPLOYED, SIR?
{19107}{19143}EMPLOYED?
{19144}{19179}HA HA.
{19180}{19215}YOU DON'T GO OUT|LOOKING FOR A JOB
{19216}{19275}DRESSED LIKE THAT,|DO YOU, ON A WEEKDAY?
{19276}{19347}IS THIS A...|WHAT DAY IS THIS?
{19348}{19395}WELL, I DO WORK, SIR.
{19396}{19431}SO IF YOU DON'T MIND...
{19432}{19467}NO, I DO MIND.
{19468}{19503}UH, THE DUDE MINDS.
{19504}{19551}THIS WILL NOT STAND,|YOU KNOW.
{19552}{19599}THIS AGGRESSION|WILL NOT STAND, MAN.
{19600}{19647}I MEAN, YOUR WIFE OWES...
{19648}{19719}MY WIFE IS NOT|THE ISSUE HERE!
{19720}{19767}I HOPE THAT|SOMEDAY MY WIFE
{19768}{19815}WILL LEARN TO LIVE|ON HER ALLOWANCE,
{19816}{19863}WHICH IS AMPLE,|BUT IF SHE DOES NOT,
{19864}{19911}THAT IS HER PROBLEM,|NOT MINE,
{19912}{19947}JUST AS THE RUG|IS YOUR PROBLEM,
{19948}{20006}JUST AS EVERY BUM'S|LOT IN LIFE
{20007}{20043}IS HIS OWN|RESPONSIBILITY,
{20044}{20103}REGARDLESS OF WHO|HE CHOOSES TO BLAME.
{20104}{20199}I DIDN'T BLAME ANYONE|FOR THE LOSS OF MY LEGS.
{20200}{20247}SOME CHINAMAN TOOK THEM|FROM ME IN KOREA.
{20248}{20307}BUT I WENT OUT|AND ACHIEVED ANYWAY.
{20308}{20343}HA HA HA.
{20344}{20397}I CANNOT SOLVE|YOUR PROBLEMS, SIR,
{20398}{20439}ONLY YOU CAN.
{20464}{20499}OH, FUCK IT.
{20500}{20535}OH, FUCK IT.
{20536}{20571}YES, THAT'S YOUR ANSWER.
{20572}{20607}THAT'S YOUR ANSWER|TO EVERYTHING.
{20608}{20643}TATTOO IT|ON YOUR FOREHEAD.
{20644}{20715}YOUR REVOLUTION IS|OVER, MR. LEBOWSKI!
{20716}{20751}CONDOLENCES!
{20752}{20787}THE BUMS LOST!
{20788}{20871}MY ADVICE TO YOU IS TO DO|WHAT YOUR PARENTS DID!
{20872}{20919}GET A JOB, SIR!
{20920}{20968}THE BUMS WILL ALWAYS LOSE!
{20969}{21015}DO YOU HEAR ME,|LEBOWSKI?!
{21016}{21087}THE BUMS|WILL ALWAYS LOSE!
{21088}{21171}HOW WAS YOUR MEETING,|MR. LEBOWSKI?
{21172}{21279}OK. THE OLD MAN TOLD ME TO|TAKE ANY RUG IN THE HOUSE.
{21280}{21318}WELL, ENJOY,
{21319}{21378}AND PERHAPS WE'LL SEE YOU|AGAIN SOMETIME, DUDE.
{21379}{21438}YEAH, SURE, UH, IF I'M|IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD,
{21439}{21522}YOU KNOW, AND, UH...
{21523}{21602}I NEED TO USE THE JOHN.
{21823}{21859}BLOW ON THEM.
{21860}{21883}HUH?
{21884}{21958}GO AHEAD, BLOW.
{21980}{22063}YOU WANT ME TO BLOW|ON YOUR, UH, TOES?
{22064}{22111}UH-HUH. HA HA HA.
{22112}{22161}I CAN'T BLOW THAT FAR.
{22303}{22350}ARE YOU SURE|HE WON'T MIND?
{22351}{22398}HE REALLY DOESN'T|CARE ABOUT ANYTHING.
{22399}{22446}HE'S A NIHILIST.
{22447}{22494}OH, AND THAT|MUST BE EXHAUSTING.
{22495}{22530}YOU'RE NOT BLOWING.
{22531}{22602}OUR GUEST HAS TO BE GETTING|ALONG, MRS. LEBOWSKI.
{22603}{22690}OH, YOU'RE BUNNY.
{22711}{22771}I'LL SUCK YOUR COCK|FOR $1,000.
{22772}{22867}HA HA HA HA HA.
{22868}{22915}WONDERFUL WOMAN.
{22916}{22951}WE'RE ALL...WE'RE ALL|VERY FOND OF HER.
{22952}{22975}VERY FREE-SPIRITED.
{22976}{23011}BRANDT CAN'T WATCH,|THOUGH,
{23012}{23047}OR HE HAS|TO PAY 100.
{23048}{23113}HA HA HA.|THAT'S MARVELOUS.
{23156}{23256}UH, I'M JUST GONNA|GO FIND A CASH MACHINE.
{23335}{23358}WHOO! HA HA!
{23359}{23394}SLAMMING THEM|TONIGHT.
{23395}{23442}YOU GUYS ARE|DEAD IN THE WATER.
{23443}{23526}ALL RIGHT!|WAY TO GO, DONNY!
{23527}{23610}IF YOU WILL IT,|IT IS NO DREAM.
{23611}{23658}YOU'RE FUCKING|20 MINUTES LATE, MAN.
{23659}{23695}WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
{23696}{23719}THEODORE HERZEL.
{23720}{23743}HUH?
{23744}{23803}THE STATE OF ISRAEL.|IF YOU WILL IT, DUDE,
{23804}{23827}IT IS NO DREAM.
{23828}{23863}WHAT THE FUCK YOU|TALKING ABOUT, MAN?
{23864}{23911}THE CARRIER. WHAT'S|IN THE FUCKING CARRIER?
{23912}{23947}HMM?|OH, CYNTHIA'S DOG.
{23948}{24007}I THINK|IT'S A POMERANIAN.
{24008}{24043}I CAN'T LEAVE HIM|HOME ALONE
{24044}{24067}OR HE EATS|THE FURNITURE.
{24068}{24103}I'M WATCHING IT
{24104}{24127}WHILE CYNTHIA|AND MARTY ACKERMAN
{24128}{24151}ARE IN HAWAII.
{24152}{24187}YOU BROUGHT A FUCKING|POMERANIAN BOWLING?
{24188}{24222}WHAT DO YOU MEAN,|"BROUGHT IT BOWLING"?
{24223}{24258}I DIDN'T RENT IT SHOES,
{24259}{24294}I'M NOT BUYING IT|A FUCKING BEER,
{24295}{24342}HE'S NOT TAKING|YOUR FUCKING TURN, DUDE.
{24343}{24390}MAN, IF MY|FUCKING EX-WIFE
{24391}{24426}ASKED ME TO TAKE CARE|OF HER FUCKING DOG
{24427}{24462}WHILE SHE AND HER BOYFRIEND|WENT TO HONOLULU,
{24463}{24498}I'D TELL HER TO|GO FUCK HERSELF.
{24499}{24534}WHY CAN'T SHE BOARD IT?
{24535}{24583}FIRST OF ALL, DUDE,|YOU DON'T HAVE AN EX.
{24584}{24619}SECONDLY, THIS IS|A FUCKING SHOW DOG
{24620}{24655}WITH FUCKING PAPERS.
{24656}{24691}YOU CAN'T BOARD IT.|IT GETS UPSET.
{24692}{24715}ITS HAIR FALLS OUT.
{24716}{24739}WALTER...
{24740}{24775}THE FUCKING DOG|HAS FUCKING PAPERS.
{24776}{24823}OVER THE LINE!
{24824}{24847}HUH?
{24848}{24883}I'M SORRY, SMOKEY,|YOU WERE OVER THE LINE.
{24884}{24907}THAT'S A FOUL.
{24908}{24943}BULLSHIT.|MARK IT 8, DUDE.
{24944}{25015}UH, EXCUSE ME, MARK IT|ZERO. NEXT FRAME.
{25016}{25087}BULLSHIT, WALTER.|MARK IT 8, DUDE.
{25088}{25135}SMOKEY, THIS IS NOT|'NAM, THIS IS BOWLING.
{25136}{25159}THERE ARE RULES.
{25160}{25206}HEY, WALTER, COME ON,|IT'S JUST...
{25207}{25230}HEY, MAN, IT'S SMOKEY.
{25231}{25266}SO HIS TOE SLIPPED|OVER A LITTLE.
{25267}{25314}YOU KNOW, IT'S|JUST A GAME, MAN.
{25315}{25350}THIS IS A LEAGUE GAME.|THIS DETERMINES
{25351}{25386}WHO ENTERS|THE NEXT ROUND-ROBIN.
{25387}{25410}AM I WRONG?
{25411}{25434}YEAH,|BUT I WASN'T...
{25435}{25458}AM I WRONG?
{25459}{25495}YEAH,|BUT I WASN'T OVER.
{25496}{25518}GIVE ME|THE MARKER, DUDE.
{25519}{25555}I'M MARKING AN 8.
{25556}{25603}SMOKEY, MY FRIEND,
{25604}{25651}YOU'RE ENTERING|A WORLD OF PAIN.
{25652}{25675}WALTER, MAN.
{25676}{25721}YOU MARK|THAT FRAME AN 8,
{25722}{25759}YOU'RE ENTERING|A WORLD OF PAIN.
{25760}{25795}I'M NOT...
{25796}{25843}A WORLD OF PAIN.
{25844}{25891}LOOK, DUDE,|THIS IS YOUR PARTNER.
{25892}{25951}HAS THE WHOLE WORLD|GONE CRAZY?!
{25952}{25999}AM I THE ONLY ONE|AROUND HERE
{26000}{26023}WHO GIVES A SHIT|ABOUT THE RULES?!
{26024}{26059}MARK IT ZERO!
{26060}{26095}THEY'RE CALLING|THE COPS, MAN.
{26096}{26119}PUT THE PIECE AWAY.
{26120}{26143}MARK IT ZERO!
{26144}{26179}WALTER, PUT|THE PIECE AWAY.
{26180}{26202}WALTER...
{26203}{26238}YOU THINK I'M|FUCKING AROUND HERE?
{26239}{26279}MARK IT ZERO!
{26432}{26491}ALL RIGHT,|IT'S FUCKING ZERO.
{26492}{26551}YOU HAPPY,|YOU CRAZY FUCK?
{26600}{26647}IT'S A LEAGUE GAME,|SMOKE.
{26708}{26743}YOU CAN'T DO THAT, MAN.
{26744}{26779}THESE GUYS, YOU KNOW,|THEY'RE LIKE ME.
{26780}{26815}THEY'RE PACIFISTS.
{26816}{26863}SMOKEY WAS A|CONSCIENTIOUS OBJECTOR.
{26864}{26899}YOU KNOW, DUDE,|I, MYSELF,
{26900}{26947}DABBLED IN PACIFISM|AT ONE POINT,
{26948}{26971}NOT IN 'NAM,|OF COURSE.
{26972}{27055}AND YOU KNOW HE'S GOT|EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS, MAN.
{27056}{27103}YOU MEAN,|BEYOND PACIFISM?
{27104}{27175}HE'S FRAGILE,|VERY FRAGILE.
{27176}{27282}HUH. I DID NOT KNOW THAT.
{27283}{27330}WELL,
{27331}{27367}IT'S ALL WATER|UNDER THE BRIDGE,
{27368}{27427}AND WE DO ENTER|THE NEXT ROUND-ROBIN.
{27428}{27451}AM I WRONG?
{27452}{27487}NO, YOU'RE NOT WRONG.
{27488}{27511}AM I WRONG?
{27512}{27535}YOU'RE NOT WRONG,|WALTER,
{27536}{27571}YOU'RE JUST AN ASSHOLE!
{27572}{27607}OK, THEN.
{27608}{27643}WE PLAY QUINTANA|AND O'BRIEN NEXT WEEK.
{27644}{27691}THEY SHOULD BE PUSHOVERS.
{27728}{27775}MAN, WILL YOU JUST...
{27776}{27811}JUST TAKE IT EASY,|MAN.
{27812}{27883}YOU KNOW, THAT'S YOUR|ANSWER FOR EVERYTHING, DUDE.
{27884}{27916}AND LET ME|POINT OUT SOMETHING.
{27917}{27979}PACIFISM IS NOT...LOOK|AT OUR CURRENT SITUATION
{27980}{28027}WITH THAT|CAMELFUCKER IN IRAQ.
{28028}{28075}PACIFISM IS NOT SOMETHING|TO HIDE BEHIND.
{28076}{28147}JUST TAKE IT EASY, MAN.
{28148}{28183}I'M PERFECTLY CALM, DUDE.
{28184}{28243}YEAH, WAVING|THE FUCKING GUN AROUND?
{28244}{28279}CALMER THAN YOU ARE.
{28280}{28327}WILL YOU|JUST TAKE IT EASY?
{28328}{28387}CALMER THAN YOU ARE.
{28484}{28531}DUDE, THIS IS SMOKEY.
{28532}{28567}LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO|BE A HARD-ON ABOUT THIS,
{28568}{28603}AND I KNOW IT|WASN'T YOUR FAULT,
{28604}{28663}BUT I JUST THOUGHT|IT WAS FAIR TO TELL YOU
{28664}{28711}THAT GILBERT AND I WILL BE|SUBMITTING THIS TO THE LEAGUE
{28712}{28759}AND ASKING THEM TO|SET ASIDE THE ROUND,
{28760}{28819}I DON'T KNOW,|MAYBE FORFEIT IT TO US.
{28820}{28903}SO, LIKE I SAY, JUST THOUGHT,|YOU KNOW, FAIR WARNING.
{28904}{28951}TELL WALTER. I'M SORRY.
{28988}{29095}MR. LEBOWSKI, THIS|IS BRANDT AT, UH,
{29096}{29156}WELL, AT|MR. LEBOWSKI'S OFFICE.
{29157}{29227}PLEASE CALL US AS|SOON AS IT'S CONVENIENT.
{29276}{29311}MR. LEBOWSKI,|THIS IS BILL SELLIGER
{29312}{29347}OF THE SOUTHERN CAL|BOWLING LEAGUE,
{29348}{29395}AND I JUST GOT|UH, AN INFORMAL REPORT
{29396}{29479}THAT A MEMBER OF YOUR TEAM,|A WALTER SOBCHAK,
{29480}{29539}DREW A FIREARM|DURING LEAGUE PLAY.
{29564}{29599}IF THIS IS TRUE,|OF COURSE,
{29600}{29635}IT CONTRAVENES A NUMBER|OF THE LEAGUE'S BYLAWS
{29636}{29671}AND ALSO ARTICLE 27|OF THE LEAGUE...
{29672}{29720}DUDE.
{29721}{29755}HEY, MONTY.
{29756}{29815}DUDE, I...I FINALLY GOT...|I GOT THE, UH,
{29816}{29863}THE VENUE I WANTED.
{29864}{29911}I'M PERFORMING|MY DANCE QUINTET,
{29912}{29947}YOU KNOW, MY CYCLE,
{29948}{29995}AT CRANE JACKSON'S|FOUNTAIN STREET THEATER
{29996}{30031}ON TUESDAY NIGHT,
{30033}{30080}AND, WELL, I'D|LOVE IT IF YOU CAME
{30081}{30128}AND GAVE ME NOTES.
{30129}{30176}I'LL BE THERE, MAN.
{30177}{30223}UH...
{30224}{30259}DUDE, UH,
{30260}{30319}TOMORROW'S|ALREADY THE 10th.
{30320}{30378}FAR OUT.
{30428}{30475}OH. OH, ALL RIGHT, OK.
{30476}{30559}JUST, UH, JUST SLIP|THE RENT UNDER MY DOOR.
{30632}{30663}...SERIOUS INFRACTION
{30664}{30735}AND EXAMINE YOUR STANDING.|THANK YOU.
{30772}{30819}MR. LEBOWSKI,|BRANDT AGAIN.
{30820}{30891}PLEASE DO CALL US AS|SOON AS YOU GET IN,
{30892}{30927}AND I'LL|SEND A LIMO.
{30928}{30964}I HOPE YOU'RE NOT|AVOIDING THIS CALL
{30965}{31000}BECAUSE OF THE RUG...|HA HA HA...
{31001}{31072}WHICH, I ASSURE YOU,|IS NOT A PROBLEM.
{31073}{31132}WE NEED YOUR HELP,|AND, UH...
{31133}{31192}WELL, WE'D VERY MUCH|LIKE TO SEE YOU.
{31193}{31251}THANK YOU.|IT'S BRANDT.
{31276}{31323}WE'VE HAD SOME|TERRIBLE NEWS.
{31324}{31383}MR. LEBOWSKI'S IN SECLUSION|IN THE WEST WING.
{31468}{31515}MR. LEBOWSKI.
{31672}{31707}FUNNY...
{31732}{31827}I CAN LOOK BACK|ON A LIFE OF ACHIEVEMENT,
{31828}{31864}CHALLENGES MET,
{31865}{31924}COMPETITORS BESTED,
{31925}{31984}OBSTACLES OVERCOME.
{32019}{32092}I'VE ACCOMPLISHED MORE|THAN MOST MEN
{32093}{32164}AND WITHOUT THE USE|OF MY LEGS.
{32189}{32235}WHAT...
{32236}{32343}WHAT MAKES A MAN,|MR. LEBOWSKI?
{32344}{32367}DUDE.
{32368}{32403}HUH?
{32440}{32499}UH, I...I|DON'T KNOW, SIR.
{32500}{32595}IS IT BEING PREPARED|TO DO THE RIGHT THING?
{32632}{32679}WHATEVER THE COST?
{32680}{32739}ISN'T THAT WHAT|MAKES A MAN?
{32740}{32824}MMM, SURE, THAT|AND A PAIR OF TESTICLES.
{32825}{32860}YOU'RE JOKING.
{32861}{32896}BUT...
{32933}{32980}PERHAPS YOU'RE RIGHT.
{32981}{33052}YOU MIND|IF I DO A "J"?
{33053}{33112}BUNNY...
{33149}{33184}EXCUSE ME?
{33185}{33255}BUNNY LEBOWSKI,
{33256}{33327}SHE IS THE LIGHT|OF MY LIFE.
{33328}{33416}ARE YOU SURPRISED|AT MY TEARS, SIR?
{33448}{33483}FUCKIN' A.
{33484}{33579}STRONG MEN ALSO CRY.
{33580}{33676}STRONG MEN ALSO CRY.
{33749}{33818}I RECEIVED THIS FAX|THIS MORNING.
{33869}{33916}AS YOU CAN SEE,
{33917}{33976}IT IS A RANSOM NOTE.
{33977}{34036}"WE HAVE BUNNIE".
{34037}{34096}WRITTEN BY MEN WHO|ARE UNABLE TO ACHIEVE
{34097}{34156}ON A LEVEL FIELD|OF PLAY.
{34157}{34192}"GATHER ONE MILLION DOLLARS
{34193}{34285}IN UNMARKED,|NONCONSECUTIVE TWENTIES".
{34286}{34311}WEAKLINGS.
{34312}{34339}"AWAIT INSTRUCTIONS".
{34340}{34359}BUMS!
{34360}{34383}"NO FUNNY STUFF".
{34384}{34455}BUMMER.
{34456}{34491}HUH?
{34492}{34539}THIS IS A BUMMER,|MAN.
{34540}{34588}THAT'S, UH,|THAT'S A BUMMER.
{34589}{34698}BRANDT WILL FILL YOU IN|ON THE DETAILS.
{35019}{35066}MR. LEBOWSKI|IS PREPARED TO MAKE
{35067}{35138}A GENEROUS OFFER TO YOU|TO ACT AS COURIER
{35139}{35186}ONCE WE GET INSTRUCTIONS|FOR THE MONEY.
{35187}{35222}WHY ME, MAN?
{35223}{35294}HE BELIEVES THE CULPRITS|MIGHT BE THE VERY PEOPLE
{35295}{35366}WHO, UH...|SOILED YOUR RUG,
{35367}{35402}AND YOU'RE IN|A UNIQUE POSITION
{35403}{35450}TO CONFIRM|OR DISCONFIRM
{35451}{35486}THAT SUSPICION.
{35487}{35535}HE THINKS THE|CARPET PISSERS DID THIS?
{35536}{35595}WELL, DUDE,|WE JUST DON'T KNOW.
{37912}{37971}FUCKING QUINTANA.
{37972}{38042}THAT CREEP|CAN ROLL, MAN.
{38043}{38078}YEAH, BUT HE'S|A PERVERT, DUDE.
{38079}{38114}YEAH.
{38115}{38210}NO. HE'S A SEX OFFENDER|WITH A RECORD.
{38211}{38235}HE DID 6 MONTHS AT CHINO
{38236}{38283}FOR EXPOSING HIMSELF|TO AN 8-YEAR-OLD.
{38284}{38331}WHEN HE|MOVED TO HOLLYWOOD,
{38332}{38355}HE HAD TO GO|DOOR-TO-DOOR
{38356}{38403}TO TELL EVERYONE|HE WAS A PEDERAST.
{38404}{38463}WHAT'S A PEDERAST, WALTER?
{38464}{38507}SHUT THE FUCK UP,|DONNY.
{38560}{38582}SO...
{38583}{38619}HOW MUCH|THEY GIVE YOU?
{38620}{38667}20 GRAND, MAN.
{38668}{38715}AND, OF COURSE, I STILL|GET TO KEEP THE RUG.
{38716}{38739}JUST FOR MAKING|THE HAND-OFF?
{38740}{38823}YEAH. THEY GAVE, UH,|DUDE A BEEPER.
{38824}{38871}NOW, SO WHENEVER|THESE GUYS CALL...
{38872}{38895}WHAT IF IT'S|DURING A GAME?
{38896}{38955}OH, I TOLD THEM IF IT|WAS DURING LEAGUE PLAY...
{38956}{38991}WHAT'S DURING|LEAGUE PLAY?
{38992}{39026}LIFE DOES NOT|STOP AND START
{39027}{39050}AT YOUR CONVENIENCE,
{39051}{39098}YOU MISERABLE|PIECE OF SHIT.
{39099}{39122}I FIGURE, UH...
{39123}{39147}WHAT'S WRONG|WITH WALTER, DUDE?
{39148}{39183}I FIGURE|IT'S EASY MONEY.
{39184}{39207}IT'S ALL|PRETTY HARMLESS.
{39208}{39243}SHE PROBABLY|KIDNAPPED HERSELF.
{39244}{39267}HUH?
{39268}{39291}WHAT DO YOU MEAN, DUDE?
{39292}{39339}RUG PEE-ERS|DID NOT DO THIS.
{39340}{39375}LOOK AT IT.
{39376}{39411}A YOUNG TROPHY WIFE
{39412}{39459}MARRIES THIS GUY|FOR HIS MONEY.
{39460}{39519}SHE FIGURES HE ISN'T|GIVING HER ENOUGH.
{39520}{39555}YOU KNOW, SHE OWES MONEY|ALL OVER TOWN.
{39556}{39627}THAT FUCKIN'...|BITCH.
{39628}{39675}IT'S ALL GODDAMN|FAKE, MAN.
{39676}{39711}IT'S LIKE LENIN SAID.
{39712}{39783}YOU LOOK FOR THE PERSON|WHO WILL BENEFIT,
{39784}{39843}AND, UH, UH,|YOU KNOW...
{39844}{39867}I AM THE WALRUS?
{39868}{39915}YOU KNOW,|YOU'LL, UH, UH...
{39916}{39951}YOU KNOW WHAT|I'M TRYING TO SAY.
{39952}{39975}I AM THE WALRUS.
{39976}{40022}THAT FUCKIN' BITCH!
{40023}{40047}OH, YEAH.
{40048}{40071}I AM THE WALRUS.
{40072}{40119}SHUT THE FUCK UP,|DONNY!
{40120}{40203}V.I. LENIN. VLADIMIR|ILYICH ULYANOV!
{40204}{40227}WHAT THE FUCK|IS HE TALKING ABOUT?
{40228}{40263}FUCKING EXACTLY|WHAT HAPPENED.
{40264}{40311}THAT MAKES ME|FUCKING SICK.
{40312}{40335}WHAT DO YOU CARE,|WALTER?
{40336}{40383}THOSE RICH FUCKS.
{40384}{40431}THIS WHOLE|FUCKIN' THING.
{40432}{40479}I DID NOT WATCH|MY BUDDIES DIE
{40480}{40503}FACEDOWN IN THE MUD
{40504}{40539}SO THAT THIS|FUCKING STRUMPET,
{40540}{40575}THIS FUCKING WHORE...
{40576}{40635}I DON'T SEE ANY CONNECTION|TO VIETNAM, MAN.
{40636}{40659}WELL, THERE'S|A LITERAL CONNECTION.
{40660}{40707}NO, WALTER, FACE IT,|THERE ISN'T ANY CONNECTION.
{40708}{40743}YOUR ROLL.
{40744}{40779}HAVE IT YOUR WAY,|BUT MY POINT IS...
{40780}{40803}YOUR ROLL.
{40804}{40827}YOUR ROLL.|MY POINT IS...
{40828}{40874}ARE YOU READY|TO BE FUCKED, MAN?
{40875}{40996}I SEE YOU ROLL YOUR WAY|INTO THE SEMIS.
{40997}{41031}DIOS MIO, MAN.
{41032}{41115}LIAM AND ME, WE'RE|GONNA FUCK YOU UP.
{41116}{41151}YEAH?
{41152}{41211}WELL...YOU KNOW,|THAT'S JUST LIKE, UH...
{41212}{41282}YOUR OPINION, MAN.
{41283}{41367}LET ME TELL YOU|SOMETHING,PENDEJO,
{41368}{41439}YOU PULL ANY|CRAZY SHIT WITH US,
{41440}{41499}YOU FLASH A PIECE OUT|ON THE LANES,
{41500}{41559}I'LL TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU|AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS
{41560}{41607}AND PULL|THE FUCKIN' TRIGGER
{41608}{41661}TILL IT GOES CLICK.
{41692}{41715}JESUS.
{41716}{41751}YOU SAID IT, MAN.
{41752}{41858}NOBODY FUCKS|WITH THE JESUS.
{41969}{42023}8-YEAR-OLDS, DUDE.
{42561}{42644}LA-LA LA-LA-LA-LA|LA LA LA
{42645}{42692}LA-LA-LA-LA|LA LA LA
{42693}{42789}LA LA|LA-LA-LA-LA-LA
{42814}{42861}LA LA LA LA
{42898}{42957}LA LA LA
{42958}{43065}LA-LA-LA-LA|LA LA LA LA LA-LA
{43126}{43185}THE MAN IN ME WILL DO
{43209}{43280}NEARLY ANY TASK
{43281}{43352}AND AS FOR COMPENSATION
{43353}{43412}THERE'S LITTLE|HE WILL ASK
{43413}{43448}AAH!
{43449}{43531}TAKE A WOMAN|LIKE YOU
{43532}{43579}TO GET THROUGH
{43580}{43627}TO THE MAN IN ME
{43701}{43784}THE STORM CLOUDS|ARE RAGING
{43785}{43869}ALL AROUND MY DOOR
{43870}{43916}I THINK TO MYSELF
{43917}{44021}I MIGHT NOT TAKE IT|ANYMORE
{44022}{44099}TAKE A WOMAN|LIKE YOUR KIND
{44100}{44141}TO FIND
{44142}{44210}THE MAN IN ME
{44264}{44323}BUT OH-OHH
{44324}{44395}WHAT A WONDERFUL FEELING
{44444}{44563}JUST TO KNOW|THAT YOU ARE NEAR...
{44685}{44744}OHH, MAN.
{44817}{44852}OHH!
{44889}{44912}OHH...
{44997}{45031}THEY CALLED ABOUT|80 MINUTES AGO.
{45032}{45055}THEY WANT YOU|TO TAKE THE MONEY,
{45056}{45103}DRIVE NORTH ON THE 405.|THEY WILL CALL YOU
{45104}{45151}ON THE PORTABLE PHONE|WITH INSTRUCTIONS
{45152}{45175}IN ABOUT 40 MINUTES.
{45176}{45223}ONE PERSON ONLY. THEY|WERE VERY CLEAR ON THAT,
{45224}{45271}OR I'D GO WITH YOU.|ONE PERSON ONLY.
{45272}{45295}WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR JAW?
{45296}{45343}OH, NOTHIN',|YOU KNOW.
{45368}{45415}HERE'S THE MONEY.
{45440}{45475}AND THE PHONE.
{45476}{45548}PLEASE, DUDE, FOLLOW WHATEVER|INSTRUCTIONS THEY GIVE.
{45549}{45572}ALL RIGHT.
{45573}{45632}HER LIFE IS IN YOUR HANDS.
{45633}{45656}OH, MAN,|DON'T SAY THAT.
{45657}{45704}MR. LEBOWSKI ASKED ME|TO REPEAT THAT.
{45705}{45728}HER LIFE IS IN YOUR HANDS.
{45729}{45752}OH, SHIT, MAN.
{45753}{45812}HER LIFE IS IN|YOUR HANDS, DUDE.
{45813}{45872}REPORT BACK TO US|AS SOON AS IT'S DONE.
{46100}{46135}WHERE THE FUCK|ARE YOU GOIN', MAN?
{46136}{46171}TAKE THE RINGER.|I'LL DRIVE.
{46172}{46219}WHAT? THE WHAT?
{46220}{46255}THE RINGER.
{46256}{46303}THE RINGER,|DUDE.
{46485}{46544}HAVE THEY|CALLED YET?WHAT THE...
{46545}{46580}WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
{46581}{46616}MY DIRTY UNDIES,|DUDE.
{46617}{46652}LAUNDRY.|THE WHITES.
{46653}{46712}WALTER, I'M SURE|THERE'S A REASON
{46713}{46748}YOU BROUGHT|YOUR DIRTY UNDIES, MAN.
{46749}{46784}THAT'S RIGHT, DUDE.|THE WEIGHT.
{46785}{46832}THE RINGER|CANNOT LOOK EMPTY.
{46833}{46880}WALTER, WHAT THE FUCK|ARE YOU THINKING, MAN?
{46881}{46928}YOU'RE RIGHT, DUDE.|I GOT TO THINKING.
{46929}{46964}I GOT TO THINKING|WHY SHOULD WE SETTLE
{46965}{47000}FOR A MEASLY FUCKIN'|20 GRAND...
{47001}{47035}WE? WHAT THE FUCK WE?
{47036}{47071}YOU SAID YOU JUST WANTED|TO COME ALONG.
{47072}{47095}MY POINT, DUDE, IS
{47096}{47131}WHY SHOULD WE|SETTLE FOR 20 GRAND
{47132}{47179}WHEN WE CAN KEEP|THE ENTIRE MILLION?
{47180}{47227}AM I WRONG?|YES, YOU'RE WRONG.
{47228}{47263}THIS ISN'T|A FUCKIN' GAME, MAN.
{47264}{47323}OH, BUT IT IS A GAME.|YOU SAID SO YOURSELF.
{47325}{47360}SHE KIDNAPPED HERSELF.
{47361}{47384}I SAID I THOUGHT...
{47529}{47564}DUDE HERE.
{47565}{47612}WHO IS THIS?
{47613}{47684}DUDE THE BAGMAN, MAN.|WHERE DO YOU WANT US TO GO?
{47685}{47720}US?
{47745}{47768}Shit!
{47825}{47888}YEAH, YOU KNOW,|ME AND THE DRIVER.
{47889}{47948}I'M NOT HANDLING THE MONEY,|DRIVING THE CAR,
{47949}{47984}AND TALKING ON THE PHONE|ALL BY MY...
{47985}{48019}SHUT THE FUCK UP!
{48020}{48055}DUDE, ARE YOU|FUCKIN' THIS UP?
{48056}{48091}WHO IS THAT?
{48116}{48163}THAT IS THE DRIVER.
{48164}{48223}I TOLD YOU...
{48224}{48247}SHIT!
{48248}{48272}WHAT THE FUCK'S|GOIN' ON?
{48273}{48320}WALTER!WHAT THE FUCK|IS GOIN' ON?
{48321}{48344}HE HUNG UP, MAN!
{48345}{48380}YOU FUCKED IT UP!
{48381}{48416}YOU FUCKED IT UP!
{48417}{48452}HER LIFE WAS|IN OUR HANDS, MAN.
{48453}{48476}EASY, DUDE.
{48477}{48524}WE'RE SCREWED NOW.|WE DON'T GET SHIT.
{48525}{48572}THEY'RE GONNA KILL HER.
{48573}{48596}WE'RE FUCKED, WALTER.
{48597}{48632}NOTHING IS FUCKED,|DUDE.
{48633}{48692}COME ON, YOU'RE|BEING VERY UNDUDE.
{48693}{48728}THEY'LL CALL BACK.
{48729}{48764}LOOK,|SHE KIDNAPPED...
{48789}{48836}YOU SEE? NOTHING'S|FUCKED HERE, DUDE.
{48837}{48872}NOTHING IS FUCKED.
{48873}{48920}THEY'RE A BUNCH OF|FUCKIN' AMATEURS!
{48921}{48992}HEY, WALTER, WILL YOU|JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP?
{48993}{49051}DON'T SAY PEEP WHILE I'M|DOIN' BUSINESS HERE, MAN.
{49052}{49099}OK, DUDE,|HAVE IT YOUR WAY.
{49149}{49184}BUT THEY'RE AMATEURS.
{49185}{49208}Fuck.
{49257}{49280}DUDE.
{49281}{49304}OK, WE PROCEED.
{49305}{49352}BUT ONLY IF THERE'S|NO FUNNY STUFF.
{49353}{49388}YEAH, YEAH.
{49389}{49424}SO NO FUNNY STUFF, OK?
{49425}{49508}JUST TELL ME WHERE THE FUCK|YOU WANT US TO GO.
{49600}{49629}THAT WAS THE SIGN, MAN.
{49630}{49737}SO ALL WE GOTTA DO|IS GET HER BACK,
{49738}{49785}NO ONE'S IN A POSITION|TO COMPLAIN,
{49786}{49833}AND WE KEEP|THE BAKSHEESH.
{49834}{49857}YEAH, TERRIFIC, WALTER,
{49858}{49905}BUT YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME HOW|WE'RE GONNA GET HER BACK.
{49906}{49929}WHERE IS SHE?
{49930}{49965}THAT'S THE SIMPLE PART,|DUDE.
{49966}{50001}WE MAKE THE HAND-OFF,
{50002}{50062}I GRAB ONE OF 'EM,|BEAT IT OUT OF HIM.
{50063}{50096}HUH?
{50097}{50134}YEAH. THAT'S|A GREAT PLAN.
{50135}{50194}WALTER, THAT'S|FUCKING INGENIOUS,
{50195}{50229}IF I UNDERSTAND IT|CORRECTLY.
{50230}{50265}IT'S A SWISS|FUCKIN' WATCH.
{50266}{50289}THAT'S RIGHT, DUDE.
{50290}{50337}THE BEAUTY OF THIS|IS ITS SIMPLICITY.
{50338}{50385}ONCE A PLAN|GETS TOO COMPLEX,
{50386}{50421}EVERYTHING|CAN GO WRONG.
{50422}{50469}IF THERE'S ONE THING I|LEARNED IN 'NAM, IT'S...
{50554}{50589}DUDE.
{50590}{50637}YOU'RE COMING|TO A WOODEN BRIDGE.
{50638}{50673}WHEN YOU CROSS|THE BRIDGE,
{50674}{50697}YOU THROW THE BAG
{50698}{50745}FROM THE LEFT WINDOW|OF THE MOVING CAR.
{50746}{50781}YOU'RE BEING WATCHED.
{50806}{50829}FUCK!
{50830}{50865}WHAT'D HE SAY?|WHERE'S THE HAND-OFF?
{50866}{50901}THERE IS NO FUCKIN'|HAND-OFF, MAN.
{50902}{50949}AT THE WOODEN BRIDGE, WE THROW|THE MONEY OUT OF THE CAR.
{50950}{50974}HUH?
{50975}{51022}WE THROW THE MONEY|OUT OF THE MOVING CAR.
{51023}{51082}NO, WE CAN'T|DO THAT, DUDE.
{51083}{51128}THAT FUCKS UP|OUR PLAN.
{51129}{51178}WELL, CALL 'EM UP AND|EXPLAIN IT TO THEM, WALTER.
{51179}{51213}YOUR PLAN|IS SO FUCKIN' SIMPLE
{51214}{51249}I'M SURE THEY'LL|FUCKIN' UNDERSTAND IT.
{51250}{51285}THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF IT.
{51286}{51309}WOODEN BRIDGE, HUH?
{51310}{51333}I'M THROWIN' THE MONEY,|WALTER.
{51334}{51369}WE'RE NOT FUCKIN'|AROUND, MAN.
{51370}{51405}OK, DUDE,|BRIDGE IS COMIN' UP.
{51406}{51429}GIVE ME THE RINGER,|CHOP-CHOP.
{51430}{51465}FUCK THAT, WALTER.|I LOVE YA,
{51466}{51525}BUT SOONER OR LATER YOU'RE|GONNA HAVE TO FACE THE FACT
{51526}{51549}YOU'RE A GODDAMN MORON.
{51550}{51585}OK, DUDE.|NO TIME TO ARGUE.
{51586}{51609}HEY, MAN.|THE BRIDGE.
{51610}{51633}HEY, WALTER! HEY!
{51634}{51671}WALTER, HEY!
{51672}{51716}THERE GOES THE RINGER!
{51754}{51777}WHAT THE FUCK?!
{51778}{51813}HERE, DUDE, YOUR WHEEL.
{51814}{51872}AT 15 MPH, I ROLL OUT.
{51873}{51910}I DOUBLE BACK, GRAB ONE,|AND BEAT IT OUT OF HIM.
{51911}{51946}THE UZI.|UZI?!
{51947}{51994}YOU DIDN'T THINK I WAS|ROLLING OUT OF HERE NAKED?
{51995}{52018}W-WALTER, PLEASE...
{52019}{52064}15, DUDE. THIS IS IT.|LET'S TAKE THAT HILL!
{52199}{52233}WHOO-HOO-OO.
{52438}{52485}AAH...AAH.
{52558}{52629}WE HAVE IT!
{52630}{52701}WE HAVE IT!
{52702}{52761}WE HAVE IT!
{52762}{52822}WE...HAVE IT!
{53159}{53205}AW, FUCK IT, DUDE.
{53206}{53241}LET'S GO BOWLING.
{54107}{54142}AH.
{54179}{54202}ETZ CHAIM HE, DUDE,
{54203}{54249}AS THE EX USED TO SAY.
{54250}{54297}WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT|SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
{54298}{54345}WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE|GONNA TELL LEBOWSKI?
{54346}{54369}HUH?
{54370}{54417}OH, HIM. UH...
{54454}{54501}WELL, UH, WHAT EXACTLY|IS THE PROBLEM?
{54502}{54549}THE PROBLEM IS...
{54574}{54597}WHAT DO YOU MEAN,|WHAT'S THE...
{54623}{54658}THERE WAS NO...
{54659}{54718}WE...WE DIDN'T, UH...
{54743}{54802}THEY'RE GONNA KILL|THAT POOR WOMAN, MAN.
{54803}{54838}WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU|TALKING ABOUT?
{54839}{54862}THE POOR WOMAN...
{54863}{54886}THAT POORSLUT
{54887}{54910}KIDNAPPED HERSELF.
{54911}{54946}COME ON, DUDE,|YOU SAID SO YOURSELF.
{54947}{54994}MAN, I SAID I THOUGHT|SHE KIDNAPPED HERSELF.
{54995}{55030}YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S|SO FUCKIN' CERTAIN.
{55031}{55066}THAT'S RIGHT, DUDE.
{55067}{55102}100% CERTAIN.
{55103}{55138}THEY POSTED THE NEXT ROUND|FOR THE TOURNAMENT.
{55139}{55198}DONNY, SHUT THE FUCK...|WHEN DO WE PLAY?
{55199}{55221}THIS SATURDAY.|QUINTANA AND...
{55222}{55269}SATURDAY? WELL, THEY|HAVE TO RESCHEDULE.
{55270}{55329}WALTER, WHAT AM I|GONNA TELL LEBOWSKI?
{55330}{55389}I TOLD THAT FUCK DOWN|AT THE LEAGUE OFFICE...
{55390}{55425}WHO'S IN CHARGEWALTER...|OF SCHEDULING?
{55426}{55449}BURKHALTER.
{55450}{55497}I TOLD THAT KRAUT|A FUCKIN' THOUSAND TIMES
{55498}{55522}I DON'T ROLL|ONSHABBOS.
{55523}{55558}HE ALREADYWALTER...|POSTED IT.
{55559}{55594}WELL, HE CAN FUCKIN'|UNPOST IT!
{55595}{55630}WHO GIVES A SHIT?!
{55631}{55678}THEY'RE GONNA KILL|THAT POOR WOMAN, MAN.
{55679}{55714}WHAT AM I GONNA TELL|LEBOWSKI?
{55715}{55738}COME ON, DUDE,
{55739}{55774}EVENTUALLY SHE'LL GET TIRED|OF HER LITTLE GAME
{55775}{55810}AND, YOU KNOW,|WANDER ON BACK.
{55811}{55846}HOW COME YOU DON'T ROLL|ON SATURDAY, WALTER?
{55847}{55870}I'MSHOMER SHABBOS.
{55871}{55894}WHAT'S THAT, WALTER?
{55895}{55918}YEAH,|AND IN THE MEANTIME,
{55919}{55954}WHAT DO I TELL|LEBOWSKI?
{55955}{55990}SATURDAY, DONNY,|ISSHABBOS,
{55991}{56038}THE JEWISH DAY OF REST.|THAT MEANS I DON'T WORK,
{56039}{56110}I DON'T DRIVE A CAR,|I DON'T FUCKIN' RIDE IN A CAR,
{56111}{56158}I DON'T HANDLE MONEY,|I DON'T TURN ON THE OVEN,
{56159}{56217}AND I SURE AS SHIT|DON'T FUCKING ROLL!
{56218}{56253}SHEESH.
{56254}{56301}SHOMER SHABBOS!
{56338}{56373}WALTER,|HOW AM I GONNA...
{56374}{56409}SHOMER FUCKINGSHABBOS.
{56410}{56458}OH, FUCK! THAT'S IT!|I'M OUTTA HERE.
{56459}{56494}OH, COME ON, DUDE.
{56555}{56590}DUDE! DUDE!
{56591}{56662}LOOK, YOU JUST TELL HIM...
{56663}{56698}TELL HIM WE MADE THE DROP,
{56699}{56734}AND EVERYTHING WENT,|YOU KNOW...
{56735}{56759}OH, YEAH,|HOW'D IT GO?
{56760}{56806}WENT ALL RIGHT. DUDE'S CAR|GOT A LITTLE DINGED UP.
{56807}{56866}WALTER, WE DIDN'T MAKE|THE FUCKIN' HAND-OFF, MAN.
{56867}{56914}THEY DIDN'T GET|THE FUCKIN' MONEY!
{56915}{56950}AND THEY'RE GONNA...|THEY'RE GONNA...
{56951}{56986}THEY'RE GONNA KILL|THAT POOR WOMAN.
{56987}{57058}THEY'RE GONNA KILL|THAT POOR WOMAN
{57059}{57094}HEY, WALTER, IF YOU|CAN'T RIDE IN A CAR,
{57095}{57130}HOW DO YOU GET AROUND|ONSHAMMOS?
{57131}{57166}REALLY, DUDE,|YOU SURPRISE ME.
{57167}{57237}THEY'RE NOT GONNA KILL SHIT,|THEY'RE NOT GONNA DO SHIT.
{57238}{57261}WHAT CAN THEY DO TO HER?
{57262}{57285}THEY'RE A BUNCH|OF FUCKIN' AMATEURS,
{57286}{57321}AND MEANWHILE,|LOOK AT THE BOTTOM LINE.
{57322}{57370}WHO'S SITTIN' ON|A MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS?
{57371}{57406}AM I WRONG?WALTER...
{57407}{57454}WHO'S GOT A FUCKIN' MILLION|FUCKIN' DOLLARS
{57455}{57490}SITTING IN THE TRUNK|OF OUR CAR?
{57491}{57514}OUR CAR, WALTER?
{57515}{57562}AND WHAT DO THEY GOT?|MY DIRTY UNDIES.
{57563}{57610}MY FUCKIN' WHITES.
{57743}{57790}SAY, DUDE.
{57791}{57826}WHEREIS YOUR CAR?
{57851}{57886}WHO'S GOT YOUR|UNDIES, WALTER?
{57887}{57910}WHERE'S YOUR CAR, DUDE?
{57911}{57970}YOU DON'T KNOW,|WALTER?
{57995}{58042}IT WAS PARKED|IN A HANDICAP ZONE.
{58043}{58066}PERHAPS THEY TOWED IT.
{58103}{58162}YOU FUCKIN' KNOW|IT'S BEEN STOLEN.
{58163}{58233}WELL, CERTAINLY THAT'S|A POSSIBILITY, DUDE.
{58271}{58294}OH, FUCK IT.
{58367}{58402}WHERE YOU GOIN', DUDE?
{58403}{58438}I'M GOIN' HOME, DONNY.
{58439}{58486}PHONE'S RINGING, DUDE.
{58487}{58534}THANK YOU, DONNY.
{58853}{58888}UH...
{58889}{58936}YEAH, UH...
{58937}{58984}GREEN.
{58985}{59056}SOME, UH, BROWN OR...
{59057}{59116}RUST COLORATION.
{59117}{59189}AND WAS THERE ANYTHING|OF VALUE IN THE CAR?
{59190}{59225}OH. UH, YEAH.
{59226}{59297}UH...A TAPE DECK,
{59298}{59333}SOME CREEDENCE TAPES,
{59334}{59405}AND THERE WAS A, UH...
{59406}{59477}UH, MY BRIEFCASE.
{59522}{59570}IN THE BRIEFCASE?
{59598}{59644}UH, UH, PAPERS.
{59645}{59692}YOU KNOW, UM,|JUST PAPERS.
{59693}{59776}UH, YOU KNOW,|UH, MY PAPERS.
{59777}{59812}BUSINESS PAPERS.
{59849}{59896}AND WHAT DO YOU DO,|SIR?
{59897}{59932}I'M UNEMPLOYED.
{60029}{60077}MY RUG WAS|ALSO STOLEN.
{60078}{60125}YOUR RUG WAS IN THE CAR?
{60126}{60149}NO, HERE.
{60198}{60233}SEPARATE INCIDENTS?
{60258}{60317}THE DUDE IS NOT IN.
{60318}{60413}DO YOU FIND THEM MUCH,|THESE STOLEN CARS?
{60414}{60473}SOMETIMES.
{60474}{60521}WOULDN'T HOLD OUT MUCH HOPE|FOR THE TAPE DECK, THOUGH.
{60522}{60569}OR THE CREEDENCE.
{60570}{60640}WELL, WHAT ABOUT, UH...
{60665}{60688}THE BRIEFCASE?
{60689}{60724}MR. LEBOWSKI,|I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU.
{60725}{60772}CALL WHEN YOU GET HOME,|AND I'LL SEND A CAR FOR YOU.
{60773}{60796}MY NAME IS MAUDE LEBOWSKI.
{60797}{60856}I'M THE ONE|WHO TOOK YOUR RUG.
{60857}{60880}WHOA.
{60881}{60977}GUESS WE CAN CLOSE|THE FILE ON THAT ONE.
{61769}{61816}HUH.
{62094}{62165}ELFRANCO,|AY`DAME ABAJO.
{62166}{62249}I'LL BE WITH YOU|IN A MOMENT, MR. LEBOWSKI.
{62681}{62764}DOES THE FEMALE FORM MAKE YOU|UNCOMFORTABLE, MR. LEBOWSKI?
{62765}{62825}UH, IS THAT WHAT THIS|IS A PICTURE OF?
{62826}{62861}IN A SENSE, YES.
{62862}{62933}MY ART HAS BEEN COMMENDED|AS BEING STRONGLY VAGINAL,
{62934}{62957}WHICH BOTHERS SOME MEN.
{62958}{63029}THE WORD ITSELF MAKES|SOME MEN UNCOMFORTABLE.
{63030}{63065}VAGINA.
{63066}{63101}OH, YEAH?
{63102}{63149}YES, THEY DON'T LIKE HEARING IT|AND FIND IT DIFFICULT TO SAY,
{63150}{63185}WHEREAS WITHOUT|BATTING AN EYE,
{63186}{63233}A MAN WILL REFER TO|HIS DICK OR HIS ROD
{63234}{63292}OR HIS...JOHNSON.
{63318}{63341}JOHNSON?
{63342}{63377}ALL RIGHT, MR. LEBOWSKI.
{63378}{63413}LET'S GET DOWN TO CASES.
{63414}{63473}MY FATHER TOLD ME HE AGREED|TO LET YOU HAVE THE RUG,
{63474}{63533}BUT AS IT WAS A GIFT|FROM ME TO MY LATE MOTHER,
{63534}{63557}IT WAS NOT HIS TO GIVE.
{63558}{63593}NOW...
{63594}{63640}YOUR FACE.
{63641}{63688}AS FOR THIS KIDNAPPING...
{63689}{63725}HUH?
{63726}{63761}YES, I KNOW ALL ABOUT IT,
{63762}{63797}AND I KNOW THAT|YOU ACTED AS COURIER.
{63798}{63833}LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
{63834}{63869}THE WHOLE THING STINKS|TO HIGH HEAVEN.
{63870}{63905}YEAH...
{63906}{63953}RIGHT, BUT LET ME|EXPLAIN SOMETHING
{63954}{63989}ABOUT THE RUG.
{63990}{64049}DO YOU LIKE SEX,|MR. LEBOWSKI?
{64050}{64073}EXCUSE ME?
{64074}{64133}SEX. THE PHYSICAL ACT|OF LOVE. COITUS.
{64134}{64169}DO YOU LIKE IT?
{64170}{64217}I WAS TALKING|ABOUT MY RUG.
{64218}{64265}YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED|IN SEX?
{64266}{64301}YOU MEAN COITUS?
{64302}{64325}I LIKE IT, TOO.
{64326}{64373}IT'S A MALE MYTH|ABOUT FEMINISTS
{64374}{64397}THAT WE HATE SEX.
{64398}{64457}IT CAN BE A NATURAL,|ZESTY ENTERPRISE.
{64458}{64493}HOWEVER, THERE|ARE SOME PEOPLE...
{64494}{64565}IT IS CALLED SATYRIASIS IN MEN,|NYMPHOMANIA IN WOMEN...
{64566}{64637}WHO ENGAGE IN IT COMPULSIVELY|AND WITHOUT JOY.
{64638}{64661}OH, NO.
{64662}{64709}OH, YES, MR. LEBOWSKI.
{64710}{64769}THESE UNFORTUNATE SOULS|CANNOT LOVE
{64770}{64805}IN THE TRUE SENSE|OF THE WORD.
{64806}{64889}OUR MUTUAL ACQUAINTANCE|BUNNY IS ONE OF THESE.
{64890}{64925}LISTEN, MAUDE,
{64926}{65021}UM, I'M SORRY IF YOUR|STEPMOTHER IS A NYMPHO,
{65022}{65057}BUT, YOU KNOW,
{65058}{65117}I DON'T SEE WHAT THIS|HAS TO DO WITH, UH...
{65118}{65153}DO YOU HAVE ANY KAHLUA?
{65154}{65201}TAKE A LOOK|AT THIS, SIR.
{65202}{65233}HMM?
{65250}{65309}OH, I KNOW THAT GUY.
{65346}{65407}HE'S A NIHILIST.
{65790}{65825}HI.
{65826}{65873}HELLO. MEINE DISPATCHER SAYS
{65874}{65921}THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG|MITT DEINE KABLE.
{65922}{65969}YEAH, COME ON IN.|I'M NOT REALLY SURE
{65970}{66017}EXACTLY WHAT'S REALLY|WRONG WITH THE CABLE.
{66018}{66065}ZAT'S WHY THEY SENT ME.|I AM AN EXPERT.
{66066}{66101}THE TV'S IN HERE.
{66102}{66149}YOU RECOGNIZE HER,|OF COURSE.
{66258}{66293}OH, THAT'S|MY FRIEND SHARI.
{66294}{66341}SHE JUST CAME OVER|TO USE THE SHOWER.
{66342}{66389}THE STORY|IS LUDICROUS.
{66390}{66474}MEINE NOMMEN IS KARL.|ICH BIN EXPERT.
{66475}{66510}YOU MUST BE HERE|TO FIX THE CABLE.
{66511}{66594}LORD, YOU CAN IMAGINE|WHERE IT GOES FROM HERE.
{66595}{66629}HE FIXES THE CABLE?
{66630}{66665}DON'T BE FATUOUS,|JEFFREY.
{66666}{66725}LITTLE MATTER TO ME|THAT THIS WOMAN CHOSE
{66726}{66761}TO PURSUE A CAREER|IN PORNOGRAPHY
{66762}{66821}NOR THAT SHE HAS BEEN|"BANGING" JACKIE TREEHORN,
{66822}{66869}TO USE THE PARLANCE|OF OUR TIMES,
{66870}{66905}HOWEVER,
{66906}{66977}I AM ONE OF THE 2 TRUSTEES|OF THE LEBOWSKI FOUNDATION,
{66978}{67013}THE OTHER BEING MY FATHER.
{67014}{67061}THE FOUNDATION TAKES|YOUNGSTERS FROM WATTS AND...
{67062}{67097}SHIT, YEAH,|THE ACHIEVERS.
{67098}{67133}LITTLE LEBOWSKI|URBAN ACHIEVERS, YES,
{67134}{67181}AND PROUD WE ARE|OF ALL OF THEM,
{67182}{67253}I ASKED MY FATHER ABOUT|HIS WITHDRAWAL OF $1 MILLION
{67254}{67277}FROM THE FOUNDATION ACCOUNT,
{67278}{67325}AND HE TOLD ME|ABOUT THIS ABDUCTION.
{67326}{67362}BUT I TELL YOU,|IT IS PREPOSTEROUS.
{67363}{67398}THIS COMPULSIVE FORNICATOR
{67399}{67458}IS TAKING MY FATHER|FOR THE PROVERBIAL RIDE.
{67459}{67482}YEAH, BUT MY...
{67483}{67506}I'M GETTING TO YOUR RUG.
{67507}{67554}MY FATHER AND I|DON'T GET ALONG.
{67555}{67590}HE DOESN'T APPROVE|OF MY LIFESTYLE,
{67591}{67637}AND, NEEDLESS TO SAY,|I DON'T APPROVE OF HIS.
{67638}{67709}HOWEVER, I HARDLY WISH TO MAKE|MY FATHER'S EMBEZZLEMENT
{67710}{67733}A POLICE MATTER,
{67734}{67805}SO I'M PROPOSING THAT YOU|TRY TO RECOVER THE MONEY
{67806}{67841}FROM THE PEOPLE|YOU DELIVERED IT TO.
{67842}{67925}WELL, UH,|I COULD DO THAT.
{67926}{67997}IF YOU SUCCESSFULLY DO SO,|I WILL COMPENSATE YOU
{67998}{68105}TO THE TUNE OF 10%|OF THE RECOVERED SUM.
{68106}{68129}A HUNDRED...
{68130}{68189}THOUSAND. YES.|BONES OR CLAMS
{68190}{68213}OR WHATEVER YOU CALL THEM.
{68214}{68274}YEAH, BUT...BUT, UH...
{68275}{68310}WHAT ABOUT MY, UH...
{68311}{68358}YOUR RUG, YES.|WELL, WITH THAT MONEY
{68359}{68394}YOU CAN BUY|ANY NUMBER OF RUGS
{68395}{68442}THAT DON'T HAVE|SENTIMENTAL VALUE FOR ME.
{68443}{68514}AND I AM SORRY ABOUT|THAT CRACK ON THE JAW.
{68515}{68585}OH, TH-THAT'S FINE.|THAT DOESN'T EVEN, UH...
{68586}{68609}HERE'S THE NAME AND NUMBER|OF A DOCTOR
{68610}{68657}WHO WILL LOOK AT IT|FOR YOU.
{68658}{68681}YOU WILL RECEIVE NO BILL.
{68682}{68717}HE'S A GOOD MAN,|AND THOROUGH.
{68718}{68777}TH-THAT'S THOUGHTFUL,|BUT...
{68778}{68801}PLEASE SEE HIM, JEFFREY.
{68802}{68848}HE'S A GOOD MAN,|AND THOROUGH.
{68849}{68897}OH, WELL...
{68898}{68933}ALL RIGHT.|ALL RIGHT.
{68970}{69004}SO HE SAYS, "MY WIFE'S|A PAIN IN THE ASS.
{69005}{69052}"SHE'S ALWAYS BUSTIN'|MY FRIGGIN' AGATES.
{69053}{69136}"MY DAUGHTER'S MARRIED|TO A REAL LOSER BASTARD,
{69137}{69197}"AND I GOT A RASH|SO BAD ON MY ASS
{69198}{69233}"I CAN'T EVEN SIT DOWN.
{69234}{69305}BUT YOU KNOW ME, I CAN'T|COMPLAIN".
{69306}{69353}AH, FUCKIN' A, MAN.|I GOT A RASH, MAN.
{69354}{69401}FUCKIN' A.
{69426}{69497}I GOTTA TELL YOU,|TONE, MAN,
{69498}{69557}EARLIER IN THE DAY, I WAS|REALLY FEELING SHITTY, MAN.
{69558}{69605}REALLY DOWN|IN THE DUMPS.
{69606}{69641}LOST A LITTLE MONEY...
{69642}{69713}HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?|FORGET ABOUT IT, HUH?
{69714}{69737}FORGET ABOUT IT.
{69738}{69773}YEAH, FUCK IT, MAN.
{69774}{69808}I CAN'T BE WORRIED|ABOUT THAT SHIT.
{69809}{69832}LIFE GOES ON, MAN.
{69833}{69893}HOME, SWEET HOME,|MR. L.
{69965}{70024}HEY, YO. LOOK.
{70025}{70060}WHO'S YOUR FRIEND|IN THE VOLKSWAGEN?
{70061}{70108}HUH?
{70109}{70169}YEAH, HE FOLLOWED US|HERE.
{70170}{70217}WHEN DID HE START FOLL...|AAH!
{70218}{70241}WHAT THE FUCK?!
{70242}{70301}IN THE LIMO, YOU SON|OF A BITCH. NO ARGUING.
{70302}{70361}HEY, CAREFUL, MAN.|THERE'S A BEVERAGE HERE.
{70362}{70397}HEY!
{70398}{70444}START TALKING
{70445}{70469}AND TALK FAST,|YOU LOUSY BUM.
{70470}{70517}WE'VE BEEN FRANTICALLY|TRYING TO REACH YOU, DUDE.
{70518}{70589}WHERE'S MY GODDAMN|MONEY, YOU BUM?!
{70614}{70649}WELL, WE...
{70650}{70673}I...I...I...
{70674}{70697}THEY DID NOT
{70698}{70745}RECEIVE THE MONEY,|YOU NITWIT!
{70746}{70781}THEY DID NOT RECEIVE|THE MONEY!
{70782}{70840}HER LIFE|WAS IN YOUR HANDS!
{70841}{70876}THIS IS OUR CONCERN,|DUDE.
{70877}{70936}NO, MAN,|NOTHING IS FUCKED HERE.
{70937}{70960}NOTHINGIS FUCKED?!
{70961}{70984}NO, MAN.
{70985}{71009}THE GODDAMN PLANE
{71010}{71069}HAS CRASHED|INTO THE MOUNTAIN!
{71070}{71093}LOOK, MAN, COME ON.
{71094}{71177}WHO ARE YOU GONNA BELIEVE,|THOSE GUYS OR, UH...
{71178}{71225}WE DROPPED OFF|THE DAMN MONEY.
{71226}{71273}WE?!
{71274}{71309}I.
{71310}{71345}THE ROYAL WE.
{71346}{71381}YOU KNOW, THE EDITORIAL.
{71382}{71441}I DROPPED OFF THE MONEY|EXACTLY AS PER...
{71442}{71525}LOOK. MAN, I'VE GOT CERTAIN|INFORMATION, ALL RIGHT?
{71526}{71597}CERTAIN THINGS HAVE|COME TO LIGHT, AND...
{71598}{71657}YOU KNOW, HAS IT|EVER OCCURRED TO YOU
{71658}{71753}THAT INSTEAD OF, UH,|YOU KNOW, RUNNING AROUND,
{71754}{71848}UH, BLAMING ME, GIVEN THE|NATURE OF ALL THIS NEW SHIT,
{71849}{71921}TH-TH-THIS COULD BE|A LOT MORE, UH...
{71922}{71993}UH, UH, UH, COMPLEX?
{71994}{72077}I MEAN, IT MIGHT NOT BE|JUST SUCH A SIMPLE, UH,
{72078}{72101}YOU KNOW?
{72102}{72137}WHAT IN GOD'S|HOLY NAME
{72138}{72184}ARE YOU BLATHERING|ABOUT?
{72185}{72257}WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT|I'M BLATHERING ABOUT.
{72258}{72293}I'VE GOT INFORMATION, MAN.
{72294}{72341}NEW SHIT HAS COME TO LIGHT.
{72342}{72401}AND...AND, SHIT, MAN...
{72438}{72497}SHE KIDNAPPED HERSELF.
{72534}{72593}WELL, SURE, MAN.
{72594}{72665}LOOK AT IT. YOU KNOW,|A YOUNG TROPHY WIFE...
{72666}{72713}IN THE PARLANCE|OF OUR TIMES, YOU KNOW...
{72714}{72797}SHE, UH, UH, UH, OWES|MONEY ALL OVER TOWN,
{72798}{72845}INCLUDING TO KNOWN|PORNOGRAPHERS.
{72882}{72953}AND THAT'S COOL.|THAT-THAT'S COOL.
{72954}{73048}I'M SAYING,|SHE NEEDS MONEY, MAN.
{73049}{73085}AND...AND, YOU KNOW,
{73086}{73145}OF COURSE THEY'RE GONNA SAY|THEY DIDN'T GET IT,
{73146}{73241}UH, UH, BECAUSE|SHE WANTS MORE, MAN.
{73242}{73325}SHE'S GOTTA FEED THE MONKEY.|I MEAN, UH...
{73362}{73433}HASN'T THAT EVER OCCURRED|TO YOU, MAN?
{73434}{73488}SIR?
{73518}{73553}NO, MR. LEBOWSKI,
{73554}{73601}IT HAD NOT OCCURRED|TO ME.
{73602}{73649}THAT HAD NOT OCCURRED|TO US, DUDE.
{73650}{73697}WELL, OK, YOU KNOW,
{73698}{73758}YOU GUYS AREN'T PRIVY|TO ALL THE NEW SHIT, SO...
{73759}{73829}UH, YOU KNOW. BUT...
{73830}{73913}HEY, THAT'S WHAT YOU...|THAT'S WHAT YOU PAY ME FOR.
{73950}{74021}SPEAKING OF WHICH,|DO YOU THINK THAT YOU COULD, UH,
{74022}{74081}GIVE ME MY 20,000 IN CASH?
{74082}{74153}MY CONCERN IS...AND I GOTTA|CHECK WITH MY ACCOUNTANT...
{74154}{74213}BUT THIS MIGHT BUMP ME|INTO A HIGHER TAX, UH...
{74214}{74237}BRANDT...
{74238}{74285}GIVE HIM|THE ENVELOPE.
{74286}{74369}OH, WELL, IF YOU'VE ALREADY|GOT THE CHECK MADE OUT,
{74370}{74393}TH-THAT'S COOL.
{74394}{74453}WE RECEIVED THIS|THIS MORNING.
{74490}{74573}SINCE YOU HAVE|FAILED TO ACHIEVE,
{74574}{74658}EVEN IN THE MODEST TASK|WHICH WAS YOUR CHARGE,
{74659}{74754}SINCE YOU HAVE|STOLEN MY MONEY,
{74755}{74837}SINCE YOU HAVE UNREPENTANTLY|BETRAYED MY TRUST...
{74838}{74873}I HAVE NO CHOICE
{74874}{74993}BUT TO TELL THESE BUMS TO DO|WHATEVER IS NECESSARY
{74994}{75089}TO RECOVER THEIR MONEY|FROMYOU, JEFFREY LEBOWSKI.
{75090}{75161}AND WITH BRANDT|AS MY WITNESS,
{75162}{75197}I WILL TELL YOU THIS:
{75198}{75293}ANY FURTHER HARM|VISITED UPON BUNNY
{75294}{75407}WILL BE VISITED TENFOLD|UPON YOUR HEAD.
{75450}{75582}BY GOD, SIR, I WILL NOT|ABIDE ANOTHER TOE.
{75583}{75714}I HEAR THE COTTONWOODS|WHISPERIN' ABOVE
{75715}{75798}THAT WASN'T HER TOE, DUDE.
{75799}{75845}WHOSE TOE WAS IT,|WALTER?
{75846}{75869}HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW?
{75870}{75929}I DO KNOW THAT NOTHING|ABOUT IT INDICATES...
{75930}{75965}MAN, THE NAIL|POLISH, WALTER.
{75966}{76001}FINE, DUDE.
{76002}{76049}AS IF IT'S IMPOSSIBLE|TO GET SOME NAIL POLISH,
{76050}{76085}APPLY IT|TO SOMEONE ELSE'S TOE.
{76086}{76121}SOMEONE ELSE'S...
{76122}{76169}WHERE THE FUCK|ARE THEY GONNA GET...
{76170}{76217}YOU WANT A TOE?|I CAN GET YOU A TOE.
{76218}{76277}BELIEVE ME,|THERE ARE WAYS, DUDE.
{76278}{76325}YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW|ABOUT IT, BELIEVE ME.
{76326}{76373}HELL, I CAN GET YOU A TOE|BY 3:00 THIS AFTERNOON,
{76374}{76397}WITH NAIL POLISH.
{76398}{76445}THESE FUCKIN' AMATEURS.
{76446}{76470}WALTER...
{76471}{76506}THEY SEND US A TOE,
{76507}{76542}WE'RE SUPPOSED TO SHIT|OURSELVES WITH FEAR.
{76543}{76566}JESUS CHRIST.WALTER...
{76567}{76590}NOW, THE POINT IS...
{76591}{76626}THEY'RE GONNA KILL HER,|WALTER,
{76627}{76674}AND THEN THEY'RE GONNA|KILL ME.
{76675}{76722}DUDE...
{76723}{76758}THAT'S...
{76759}{76806}THAT'S JUST THE STRESS|TALKING, MAN.
{76807}{76877}NOW SO FAR WE HAVE|WHAT APPEARS TO ME
{76878}{76937}TO BE A SERIES OF|VICTIMLESS CRIMES.
{76938}{76961}WHAT ABOUT THE TOE?
{76962}{76997}FORGET ABOUT|THE FUCKING TOE!
{76998}{77045}EXCUSE ME, SIR,
{77046}{77081}COULD YOU PLEASE|KEEP YOUR VOICES DOWN?
{77082}{77117}THIS IS A FAMILY RESTAURANT.
{77118}{77153}OH, PLEASE, DEAR.
{77154}{77201}FOR YOUR INFORMATION,|THE SUPREME COURT
{77202}{77261}HAS ROUNDLY REJECTED|PRIOR RESTRAINT!
{77262}{77309}WALTER, THIS IS NOT|A FIRST AMENDMENT THING.
{77310}{77345}IF YOU DON'T CALM DOWN,
{77346}{77382}I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU|TO LEAVE.
{77383}{77466}LADY, I GOT BUDDIES WHO|DIED FACE DOWN IN THE MUCK
{77467}{77538}SO YOU AND I COULD ENJOY|THIS FAMILY RESTAURANT!
{77539}{77574}ALL RIGHT,|I'M OUTTA HERE.
{77575}{77610}HEY, DUDE,|DON'T GO AWAY, MAN.
{77611}{77658}COME ON, THIS AFFECTS|ALL OF US, MAN.
{77659}{77714}OUR BASIC FREEDOMS!
{77826}{77849}I'M STAYIN'.
{77898}{77959}I'M FINISHING MY COFFEE.
{78066}{78113}ENJOYING MY COFFEE.
{78487}{78558}THE DUDE IS NOT IN.
{78559}{78606}LEAVE A MESSAGE|AFTER THE BEEP.
{78607}{78642}THANKS, MAN.
{78667}{78714}MR. LEBOWSKI, THIS IS|DUTY OFFICER ROLVAAG
{78715}{78750}OF THE LAPD.
{78751}{78786}WE'VE RECOVERED|YOUR AUTOMOBILE.
{78787}{78845}IT CAN BE CLAIMED AT THE|NORTH HOLLYWOOD AUTO CIRCUS
{78846}{78869}THERE ON VICTORY.
{78870}{78905}FAR OUT, MAN.
{78906}{78941}FAR FUCKING OUT!
{79183}{79206}HEY!
{79207}{79268}THIS IS A PRIVATE|RESIDENCE, MAN.
{79459}{79531}AH, NICE MARMOT.
{79623}{79650}AAH!
{79699}{79746}AAAAHHH!
{79747}{79829}VE VANT THE MONEY,|LEBOWSKI.
{79830}{79865}VE VANT THE MONEY,|LEBOWSKI.
{79866}{79901}AAH!
{79974}{80033}YOU THINK|VE ARE KIDDING
{80034}{80081}OR MAKING WITH|THE FUNNY STUFF?
{80082}{80106}THERE ARE THINGS
{80107}{80154}YOU HAVEN'T DREAMED OF,|LEBOWSKI.
{80155}{80178}JA. VE BELIEVE|IN NOTHING.
{80179}{80226}HE BELIEVES IN NOTHING,|LEBOWSKI, NOTHING.
{80227}{80262}AND TOMORROW|VE COME BACK
{80263}{80286}AND VE CUT OFF|YOUR CHONSON.
{80287}{80322}EXCUSE ME?
{80323}{80358}I SAID WE'LL CUT OFF|YOUR JOHNSON!
{80359}{80418}JUST THINK ABOUT THAT,|LEBOWSKI.
{80419}{80491}JA, YOUR VIGGLY PENIS,|LEBOWSKI.
{80492}{80585}JA, AND MAYBE WE STOMP ON IT|AND SQOOSH IT, LEBOWSKI.
{80755}{80814}IT WAS DISCOVERED|LAST NIGHT IN VAN NUYS
{80815}{80874}LODGED AGAINST|AN ABUTMENT.
{80875}{80898}OH, MAN, LODGED WHERE?
{80899}{80946}YOU'RE LUCKY SHE|DIDN'T GET CHOPPED,
{80947}{80970}MR. LEBOWSKI.
{80971}{80994}OH, MAN!
{80995}{81031}MUST'VE BEEN|A JOYRIDE SITUATION.
{81032}{81067}THEY ABANDONED|THE VEHICLE
{81068}{81091}ONCE THEY HIT|THE RETAINING WALL.
{81092}{81139}OH, MY|FUCKING BRIEFCASE!
{81140}{81187}MAN, IT'S NOT HERE.|SHIT!
{81188}{81211}YEAH, I SAW THAT|ON THE REPORT. SORRY.
{81212}{81283}YOU GOTTA GET IN|ON THE OTHER SIDE.
{81284}{81355}THE SIDE-VIEW WAS|FOUND ON THE ROAD
{81356}{81414}BY THE CAR.
{81415}{81463}YOU'RE LUCKY THEY LEFT|THE TAPE DECK, THOUGH,
{81464}{81511}AND THE CREEDENCE.
{81512}{81595}AW, JESUS!|WHAT'S THAT SMELL, MAN?
{81596}{81642}PROBABLY A VAGRANT|SLEPT IN THE CAR
{81643}{81714}OR MAYBE JUST USED IT|AS A TOILET AND MOVED ON.
{81715}{81750}HEY, MAN...
{81775}{81834}ARE YOU GONNA FIND|THESE GUYS OR, YOU KNOW,
{81835}{81919}I MEAN, YOU GOT ANY|PROMISING, UH, LEADS OR...
{81920}{81955}LEADS?
{81956}{82015}YEAH. SURE.
{82016}{82063}I'LL JUST CHECK|WITH THE BOYS
{82064}{82087}DOWN AT|THE CRIME LAB.
{82088}{82147}THEY, UH, GOT|4 MORE DETECTIVES
{82148}{82183}WORKING ON THE CASE.
{82184}{82243}THEY GOT US|WORKING IN SHIFTS.
{82244}{82291}HA HA HA!
{82352}{82399}LEADS.
{82400}{82483}MY ONLY HOPE IS THAT|THE BIG LEBOWSKI KILLS ME
{82484}{82531}BEFORE THE GERMANS|CAN CUT MY DICK OFF.
{82532}{82579}NOW, THAT IS JUST|RIDICULOUS, DUDE.
{82580}{82614}NO ONE'S GOING TO|CUT YOUR DICK OFF.
{82615}{82650}THANK YOU, WALTER.
{82651}{82686}NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING|TO SAY ABOUT IT.
{82687}{82710}THANK YOU, WALTER.
{82711}{82758}THAT MAKES ME FEEL|VERY SECURE.
{82759}{82782}DUDE.
{82783}{82819}THAT MAKES ME FEEL|VERY WARM INSIDE.
{82820}{82843}NOW, DUDE.
{82844}{82903}THIS WHOLE|FUCKIN' THING.
{82904}{82927}I COULD BE SITTING HERE
{82928}{82987}WITH JUST PEE STAINS|ON MY RUG.
{82988}{83011}YEAH.
{83012}{83047}BUT, NO, MAN,|I GOTTA, YOU KNOW.
{83048}{83071}FUCKING GERMANS.
{83072}{83119}NOTHING CHANGES.
{83120}{83167}FUCKING NAZIS.
{83168}{83191}THEY WERE NAZIS, DUDE?
{83192}{83227}OH, COME ON, DONNY.
{83228}{83275}THEY WERE THREATENING|CASTRATION.
{83276}{83311}ARE WE GONNA|SPLIT HAIRS HERE?
{83312}{83335}NO.
{83336}{83359}AM I WRONG?
{83360}{83383}WELL, HE...HE...
{83384}{83419}THEY WERE|NIHILISTS, MAN.
{83420}{83443}HUH?
{83444}{83491}THEY KEPT SAYING|THEY BELIEVED IN NOTHING.
{83492}{83539}NIHILISTS.
{83564}{83599}FUCK ME.
{83635}{83658}I MEAN,|SAY WHAT YOU WANT
{83659}{83694}ABOUT THE TENETS
{83695}{83718}OF NATIONAL|SOCIALISM, DUDE.
{83719}{83755}AT LEAST|IT'S AN ETHOS.
{83756}{83803}AND ALSO,|LET'S NOT FORGET...
{83804}{83839}LET'SNOT FORGET,|DUDE...
{83840}{83887}THAT KEEPING|WILDLIFE, UM,
{83888}{83923}AN AMPHIBIOUS RODENT
{83924}{83983}FOR, UM, YOU KNOW,|DOMESTIC...
{83984}{84055}WITHIN THE CITY...
{84056}{84091}THAT AIN'T LEGAL|EITHER.
{84092}{84139}WHAT ARE YOU,|A FUCKING PARK RANGER NOW?
{84140}{84187}NO, I'M|JUST TRYING...
{84188}{84247}WHO GIVES A SHIT|ABOUT THE FUCKING MARMOT?
{84248}{84295}WE ARE SYMPATHIZING|HERE, DUDE.
{84296}{84319}FUCK SYMPATHY.
{84320}{84379}I DON'T NEED YOUR|FUCKING SYMPATHY, MAN.
{84380}{84439}I NEED MY|FUCKING JOHNSON.
{84440}{84475}WHAT DO YOU NEED|THAT FOR, DUDE?
{84476}{84511}YOU HAVE GOT TO|BUCK UP, MAN!
{84512}{84559}YOU CANNOT DRAG|THIS NEGATIVE ENERGY
{84560}{84595}INTO THE TOURNAMENT.
{84596}{84655}FUCK THE TOURNAMENT.|FUCK YOU, WALTER.
{84716}{84775}FUCK THE TOURNAMENT?
{84776}{84811}OK, DUDE. I CAN SEE
{84812}{84835}YOU DON'T WANT TO BE|CHEERED UP HERE.
{84836}{84859}COME ON, DONNY.
{84860}{84895}LET'S GO GET US|A LANE.
{85016}{85063}ANOTHER CAUCASIAN, GARY.
{85064}{85099}RIGHT, DUDE.
{85136}{85183}FRIENDS LIKE THESE,|HUH, GARY?
{85184}{85231}THAT'S RIGHT, DUDE.
{85784}{85843}DO YOU HAVE|A GOOD SARSAPARILLA?
{85844}{85903}SIOUX CITY SARSAPARILLA?
{85904}{85963}YEAH. THAT'SA GOOD ONE.
{86024}{86071}HOW YOU DOIN'|THERE, DUDE?
{86072}{86131}NOT TOO GOOD, MAN.
{86132}{86179}ONE OF THOSE DAYS, HUH?
{86180}{86227}YEAH.
{86228}{86251}WELL...
{86252}{86347}A WISER FELLA THAN MYSELF|ONCE SAID,
{86348}{86419}"SOMETIMES YOU EAT|THE BAR AND..."
{86420}{86468}MUCH OBLIGED.
{86469}{86552}"AND SOMETIMES|THE BAR, WELL...
{86553}{86588}HE EATS YOU".
{86589}{86671}HMM. THAT SOME KIND|OF EASTERN THING?
{86672}{86719}FAR FROM IT.
{86864}{86935}I LIKE YOUR STYLE,|DUDE.
{86936}{86983}HMM. WELL...
{86984}{87043}I DIG YOUR STYLE, TOO,|MAN.
{87044}{87115}YOU GOT|A WHOLE COWBOY THING GOING.
{87212}{87235}THANKIE.
{87236}{87295}THERE'S JUST ONE THING,|DUDE.
{87296}{87331}AND WHAT'S THAT?
{87332}{87416}DO YOU HAVE TO USE|SO MANY CUSS WORDS?
{87477}{87524}WHAT THE FUCK|ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
{87573}{87596}OK, DUDE,
{87597}{87667}HAVE IT YOUR WAY.
{87668}{87739}TAKE HER EASY, DUDE.
{87740}{87799}YEAH. THANKS, MAN.
{87920}{87967}CALL FOR YOU, DUDE.
{88052}{88075}HELLO?
{88076}{88147}JEFFREY, YOU HAVE|NOT GONE TO THE DOCTOR.
{88148}{88219}UH, OH, YEAH.|NO...NO, I HAVEN'T YET.
{88220}{88243}UH...
{88244}{88304}I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU|IMMEDIATELY.
{88305}{88358}OH?
{88632}{88691}SO YOU'RE LEBOWSKI.
{88692}{88727}YEAH.
{88784}{88835}MAUDE HAS TOLD ME|ALL ABOUT YOU.
{88836}{88883}SHE'LL BE BACK|IN A MINUTE. SIT DOWN.
{88884}{88931}DO YOU WANT A DRINK?
{88932}{88991}YEAH, SURE.|WHITE RUSSIAN.
{88992}{89039}THE BAR'S OVER THERE.
{89148}{89220}SO WHAT DO YOU DO,|LEBOWSKI?
{89221}{89268}WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU,|MAN?
{89293}{89340}JUST A FRIEND|OF MAUDIE'S.
{89341}{89388}YEAH, THE FRIEND|WITH THE CLEFT ASSHOLE?
{89437}{89496}WHAT DOYOU DO?
{89497}{89544}OH, NOTHING MUCH.
{89545}{89580}HELLO, JEFFREY.
{89581}{89604}HELLO.
{89605}{89639}YEAH, HOW ARE YOU?|UM...
{89640}{89663}LISTEN, MAUDE,
{89664}{89735}I GOT TO, UH...
{89772}{89843}TENDER MY RESIGNATION|OR WHATEVER,
{89844}{89903}BECAUSE, UH...IT|LOOKS LIKE YOUR MOTHER
{89904}{89951}REALLY WAS KIDNAPPED|AFTER ALL.
{89952}{90023}SHE MOST CERTAINLY|WAS NOT.
{90024}{90095}HEY, MAN, WHY|DON'T YOU FUCKING...
{90096}{90132}LISTEN OCCASIONALLY?
{90133}{90156}YOU MIGHT|LEARN SOMETHING.
{90157}{90204}NOW, I GOT...
{90205}{90240}PLEASE DON'T CALL HER|MY MOTHER.
{90265}{90300}SHE'S MOST DEFINITELY|THE PERPETRATOR
{90301}{90336}AND NOT THE VICTIM.
{90337}{90408}I'M TELLING YOU, I GOT|PRETTY DEFINITIVE EVIDENCE...
{90409}{90432}FROM WHO?
{90433}{90468}FROM THE MAIN GUY...|OOLIE.
{90469}{90504}OOLIE COCO?
{90505}{90552}HER COSTAR IN|THE BEAVER PICTURE?
{90553}{90623}BEAVER?|YOU MEAN VAGINA...
{90624}{90683}I MEAN,|YOU KNOW THE GUY?
{90684}{90731}I MIGHT HAVE INTRODUCED THEM|FOR ALL I KNOW.
{90732}{90779}DO YOU REMEMBER OOLIE?
{90780}{90803}HMM.
{90804}{90863}HE'S A MUSICIAN. USED|TO HAVE A GROUP...AUTOBAHN.
{90864}{90899}LOOK IN MY LPs.
{90900}{90971}THEY RELEASED ONE ALBUM|IN THE LATE SEVENTIES.
{90972}{91044}THEIR MUSIC IS SORT OF|A...UGH...TECHNOPOP.
{91045}{91104}SO HE'S PRETENDING TO BE|THE ABDUCTOR?
{91105}{91128}WELL, YEAH.
{91129}{91200}LOOK, JEFFREY, YOU DON'T|REALLY KIDNAP SOMEONE
{91201}{91224}YOU'RE ACQUAINTED WITH.
{91225}{91248}THE WHOLE IDEA
{91249}{91284}IS THAT THE HOSTAGE CAN'T|BE ABLE TO IDENTIFY YOU
{91285}{91320}AFTER YOU'VE LET THEM GO.
{91321}{91356}I KNOW THAT.
{91441}{91500}WHAT THE FUCK|IS WITH THIS GUY?
{91501}{91536}WHO IS HE?
{91537}{91560}KNOX HARRINGTON.
{91561}{91596}THE VIDEO ARTIST.
{91632}{91667}SO OOLIE|HAS THE MONEY?
{91668}{91703}WELL...
{91704}{91763}UH, NO, NOT EXACTLY.
{91764}{91787}UH...
{91788}{91847}THIS IS A VERY|COMPLICATED CASE, MAUDE.
{91872}{91895}A LOT OF INS,|A LOT OF OUTS,
{91896}{91956}A LOT OF WHAT-HAVE-YOUS,|AND, UH,
{91957}{92004}A LOT OF, UH, STRANDS|TO KEEP IN MY HEAD, MAN.
{92005}{92052}A LOT OF STRANDS|IN OLD DUDER'S HEAD.
{92053}{92076}HELLO?
{92077}{92112}IF OOLIE DOESN'T HAVE IT,|THEN WHO DOES?
{92113}{92184}HA HA HA HA! IT'S SANDRA,|ABOUT THE BEARNALI.
{92185}{92220}UH, LOOK,|I HAVE TO TAKE THIS.
{92221}{92268}DO YOU STILL HAVE|THAT DOCTOR'S NUMBER?
{92269}{92316}OH. NO, REALLY. IT'S|NOT EVEN BRUISED ANYMORE.
{92317}{92352}OH, PLEASE, JEFFREY,
{92353}{92376}I DON'T WANT|TO BE RESPONSIBLE
{92377}{92424}FOR ANY DELAYED|AFTER-EFFECTS.
{92461}{92484}AFTER-EFFECTS?
{92557}{92592}HA HA HA HA HA!
{92593}{92627}HA HA HA HA HA!
{93217}{93264}COULD YOU SLIDE|YOUR SHORTS DOWN,
{93265}{93304}MR. LEBOWSKI, PLEASE?
{93305}{93348}HMM?
{93349}{93396}NO. NO, MAN.|SHE HIT ME RIGHT HERE.
{93397}{93432}I UNDERSTAND.
{93433}{93492}COULD YOU SLIDE|YOUR SHORTS DOWN, PLEASE?
{93745}{93804}JUST GOT HOME|FROM ILLINOIS
{93805}{93864}LOCK THE FRONT DOOR,|OH, BOY
{93865}{93960}GOT TO SIT DOWN,|TAKE A REST ON THE PORCH
{93961}{94020}IMAGINATION SETS IN
{94021}{94080}PRETTY SOON I'M SINGIN'
{94081}{94116}DOO DOO DOO
{94117}{94176}LOOKIN' OUT MY BACK DOOR
{94177}{94236}THERE'S A GIANT|DOING CARTWHEELS
{94237}{94296}A STATUE|WEARIN' HIGH HEELS
{94297}{94356}LOOK AT ALL|THE HAPPY CREATURES
{94357}{94404}DANCIN' ON THE LAWN
{94405}{94452}A DINOSAUR VICTROLA
{94453}{94524}LISTENIN' TO BUCK OWENS
{94525}{94560}DOO DOO DOO
{94561}{94584}LOOKIN' OUT MY BACK DOOR
{94585}{94619}OW! OOH! OOH!
{94620}{94716}TAMBOURINES AND ELEPHANTS|ARE PLAYING IN THE BAND
{94801}{94836}WONDROUS APPARITION
{94837}{94908}PROVIDED BY MAGICIAN
{94909}{94944}DOO DOO DOO
{94945}{95016}LOOKIN' OUT MY BACK DOOR
{95449}{95496}TAMBOURINES|AND ELEPHANTS
{95497}{95556}ARE PLAYING IN THE BAND
{95557}{95640}WON'T YOU TAKE A RIDE|ON THE FLYIN' SPOON?
{95641}{95678}DOO DOO DOO
{95679}{95724}BOTHER ME TOMORROW
{95725}{95784}TODAY I'LL BUY|NO SORROWS
{95785}{95831}DOO DOO DOO
{95832}{95906}LOOKIN' OUT MY BACK DOOR
{97129}{97164}HE LIVES|IN NORTH HOLLYWOOD,
{97165}{97224}ON RADFORD, NEAR|THE IN-N-OUT BURGER.
{97225}{97260}THE IN-N-OUT BURGER'S|ON CAMROSE.
{97261}{97296}NEAR|THE IN-N-OUT BURGER.
{97297}{97344}THOSE ARE GOOD BURGERS,|WALTER.
{97345}{97381}SHUT THE FUCK UP,|DONNY.
{97382}{97405}THE KID IS IN|NINTH GRADE, DUDE,
{97406}{97477}AND HIS FATHER IS...|ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?
{97478}{97537}HIS FATHER IS|ARTHUR DIGBY SELLERS.
{97538}{97585}WHO THE FUCKIS THAT?
{97586}{97609}HUH?
{97610}{97656}WHO THE FUCK IS|ARTHUR DIGBY SELLERS?
{97657}{97728}EVER HEARD OF A LITTLE SHOW|CALLEDBRANDED, DUDE?
{97729}{97752}YES, I KNOW...
{97753}{97800}ALL BUT ONE MAN DIED|THERE AT BITTER CREEK?
{97801}{97872}I KNOW THE FUCKING SHOW,|WALTER. SO WHAT?
{97873}{97944}FUCKING ARTHUR DIGBY SELLERS|WROTE 156 EPISODES, DUDE.
{97945}{97968}HUH.
{97969}{98004}THE BULK|OF THE SERIES.
{98005}{98028}OH.
{98029}{98064}NOT EXACTLY|A LIGHTWEIGHT.
{98065}{98088}NO.
{98089}{98148}AND YET HIS SON|IS A FUCKING DUNCE.
{98149}{98184}HEH.
{98185}{98256}ANYWAY, WE'LL GO THERE|AFTER THE WHAT-HAVE-YOU,
{98257}{98293}WE'LL BRACE THE KID,|SHOULD BE A PUSHOVER.
{98294}{98329}WE'LL BE NEAR|THE IN-N-OUT BURGER.
{98330}{98401}SHUT THE FUCK UP,|DONNY!
{98402}{98449}WE'LL GO OUT THERE,|WE'LL BRACE THE KID,
{98450}{98497}HE SHOULD BE A PUSHOVER.
{98498}{98545}WE'LL GET THAT FUCKING|$1 MILLION BACK...
{98546}{98605}IF HE HASN'T SPENT IT|ALREADY.
{98606}{98640}A MILLION FUCKING CLAMS.
{98641}{98700}AND YES, WE'LL BE NEAR|THE, UH...
{98701}{98736}IN-N-OUT.
{98737}{98760}HEY, SHH! SHH!
{98761}{98784}SOME BURGERS,
{98785}{98808}SOME BEERS,
{98809}{98832}A FEW LAUGHS.
{98881}{98964}OUR FUCKING TROUBLES|ARE OVER, DUDE.
{99242}{99313}OH, FUCK ME, MAN!
{99314}{99396}THAT KID'S ALREADY SPENT|ALL THE MONEY, MAN!
{99397}{99433}NEW 'VETTE?|HARDLY, DUDE.
{99434}{99553}I'D SAY HE STILL HAS|960, $970,000 LEFT,
{99554}{99601}DEPENDING ON THE OPTIONS.
{99602}{99624}WAIT IN THE CAR, DONNY.
{99701}{99724}YES?
{99725}{99760}PILAR?
{99797}{99832}MY NAME|IS WALTER SOBCHAK.
{99833}{99904}THIS IS MY ASSOCIATE|JEFFREY LEBOWSKI.
{99905}{99964}UM, WE CAME TO TALK|ABOUT LITTLE LARRY.
{99965}{100000}MAY WE COME IN?
{100001}{100036}YES, YES.
{100037}{100060}THANK YOU.
{100170}{100205}THAT'S HIM, DUDE.
{100386}{100445}AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU,|SIR!
{100446}{100505}UH, SIT DOWN, PLEASE.
{100625}{100696}LARRY, SWEETIE,|THAT MAN IS HERE!
{100697}{100732}IS HE...
{100733}{100768}DOES HE STILL WRITE?
{100769}{100804}OH, NO, NO.
{100805}{100852}HE HAS HEALTH PROBLEMS.
{100853}{100876}UH-HUH.
{100913}{100972}UH, SIR, I JUST|WANT TO SAY, UH...
{100973}{101008}THAT WE'RE BOTH,
{101009}{101057}ON A PERSONAL LEVEL...
{101058}{101129}REALLY ENORMOUS FANS.
{101130}{101212}BRANDED, ESPECIALLY|THE EARLY EPISODES,
{101213}{101261}WAS TRULY A SOURCE|OF INSPIRATION...
{101262}{101297}SWEETIE, SIT DOWN!
{101298}{101321}UH, THIS MAN|IS THE POLICE.
{101322}{101345}OH, NO, MA'AM,
{101346}{101381}WE DIDN'T WANT|TO GIVE THE IMPRESSION
{101382}{101405}THAT WE WERE POLICE|EXACTLY.
{101406}{101453}WE'RE HOPING|IT WON'T BE NECESSARY
{101454}{101477}TO CALL THE POLICE.
{101478}{101549}BUT THAT'S UP|TO LITTLE LARRY HERE.
{101550}{101585}ISN'T IT, LARRY?
{101837}{101896}IS THIS YOUR HOMEWORK,|LARRY?
{101921}{101969}IS THIS YOUR HOMEWORK,|LARRY?
{101970}{101993}LOOK, MAN...
{101994}{102017}DUDE, PLEASE.
{102018}{102065}IS THIS YOUR HOMEWORK,|LARRY?
{102066}{102113}JUST ASK HIM|ABOUT THE CAR, MAN.
{102114}{102137}IS THIS YOURS, LARRY?
{102138}{102173}IS THIS YOUR HOMEWORK,|LARRY?
{102174}{102209}IS THAT YOUR CAR|OUT FRONT?
{102210}{102233}IS THIS YOUR HOMEWORK,|LARRY?
{102234}{102269}WE KNOW IT'S|HIS FUCKING HOMEWORK!
{102270}{102329}WHERE'S THE FUCKING MONEY,|YOU LITTLE BRAT?
{102330}{102377}LOOK, LARRY...
{102378}{102401}HAVE YOU EVER HEARD|OF VIETNAM?
{102402}{102449}YOU'RE ENTERING|A WORLD OF PAIN, SON.
{102450}{102485}WE KNOW THAT THIS IS|YOUR HOMEWORK.
{102486}{102521}WE KNOW THAT YOU STOLE|THE CAR.
{102522}{102557}AND THE FUCKING MONEY!
{102558}{102593}AND THE FUCKING MONEY.
{102594}{102628}AND WE KNOW THAT THIS|IS YOUR HOMEWORK.
{102629}{102664}WE'RE GONNA CUT|YOUR DICK OFF, LARRY.
{102665}{102724}YOU'RE KILLING|YOUR FATHER, LARRY.
{102773}{102808}ALL RIGHT.
{102809}{102845}THIS IS POINTLESS.
{102846}{102881}OK?
{102882}{102951}IT'S TIME FOR PLAN "B".
{102978}{103073}YOU MIGHT WANT TO WATCH OUT|THAT FRONT WINDOW, LARRY.
{103074}{103121}SON, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
{103122}{103181}WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER|IN THE ASS!
{103218}{103253}LITTLE LANGUAGE PROBLEM|HERE.
{103254}{103337}THE LITTLE PRICK'S|STONEWALLING ME.
{103338}{103385}WALTER!
{103386}{103433}WHAT...WHAT ARE YOU DOING,|MAN?
{103494}{103541}WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
{103566}{103601}HERE YOU GO, LARRY.
{103602}{103660}YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS?
{103661}{103730}YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS,|LARRY?
{103731}{103781}YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS?
{103782}{103817}THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
{103818}{103865}WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER|IN THE ASS, LARRY!
{103926}{103973}THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS,|LARRY!
{103974}{104021}YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS,|LARRY?
{104022}{104057}YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS
{104058}{104093}WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER|IN THE ASS?
{104094}{104129}THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS.
{104130}{104177}YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS,|LARRY?
{104202}{104225}YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS,|LARRY?
{104226}{104285}DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS,|LARRY,
{104286}{104345}WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER|IN THE ASS?
{104370}{104417}THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS,|LARRY!
{104418}{104465}THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS,|LARRY!
{104466}{104488}NO!
{104489}{104525}THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS,|LARRY!
{104526}{104549}THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
{104550}{104585}WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER...
{104586}{104620}WHAT THE FUCK|ARE YOU DOING, MAN?!
{104621}{104644}STOP IT!
{104645}{104705}I JUST BOUGHT|THAT FUCKING CAR LAST WEEK!
{104706}{104729}WHOA, WHOA, WHOA...
{104730}{104765}I'M GONNA|FUCKIN' KILL YOU!
{104766}{104837}I JUST BOUGHT|THE FUCKING CAR LAST WEEK!
{104838}{104897}I'LL KILL YOUR|FUCKING CAR, MAN!
{104898}{104945}NO! NO! HEY! HEY!|THAT'S NOT HIS...HEY!
{104946}{104981}GOD DAMN IT!
{104982}{105017}NO! OH, NO!
{105018}{105053}FUCK YOU!
{105054}{105089}YOU LIKE THAT?
{105090}{105125}FUCK YOU!
{105126}{105197}I KILL YOUR FUCKING CAR!
{105198}{105257}I KILL YOUR FUCKING CAR!
{105750}{105785}I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY.
{105786}{105857}NO. I JUST...I JUST
{105858}{105929}WANT TO HANDLE IT|BY MYSELF FROM NOW ON.
{105930}{105977}NO, NO, NO.
{105978}{106061}THAT HAS NOTHING|TO DO WITH IT.
{106062}{106109}YES, THE CAR MADE IT HOME.
{106110}{106169}YOU'RE CALLING ME AT HOME.
{106170}{106205}NO, WALTER,
{106206}{106265}IT DID NOT LOOK LIKE...
{106266}{106325}LARRY WAS ABOUT TO CRACK.
{106326}{106397}WELL,|THAT'S YOUR PERCEPTION.
{106422}{106494}YOU KNOW, WALTER,|YOU'RE RIGHT.
{106495}{106554}THERE IS|AN UNSPOKEN MESSAGE HERE.
{106555}{106578}IT'S FUCK YOU!
{106579}{106625}LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!
{106674}{106745}YEAH, I'LL BE AT PRACTICE.
{107166}{107189}PIN YOUR DIAPERS ON,|LEBOWSKI.
{107190}{107237}JACKIE TREEHORN|WANTS TO SEE YOU.
{107238}{107321}JACKIE TREEHORN KNOWS|WHICH LEBOWSKI YOU ARE.
{107322}{107381}JACKIE TREEHORN WANTS TO SEE|THE DEADBEAT LEBOWSKI.
{107382}{107443}YOU'RE NOT DEALING|WITH MORONS HERE.
{108571}{108606}HELLO, DUDE.
{108607}{108641}THANKS FOR COMING.
{108642}{108689}I'M JACKIE TREEHORN.
{108738}{108824}THIS IS QUITE A PAD|YOU GOT HERE, MAN.
{108825}{108872}COMPLETELY UNSPOILED.
{108873}{108920}WHAT'S YOUR DRINK, DUDE?
{108921}{108968}WHITE RUSSIAN.|THANKS.
{108969}{109023}WHITE RUSSIAN.
{109024}{109076}HOW'S THE SMUT BUSINESS,|JACKIE?
{109077}{109124}I WOULDN'T KNOW,|DUDE.
{109125}{109172}I DEAL IN PUBLISHING,
{109173}{109196}ENTERTAINMENT,
{109197}{109245}POLITICAL ADVOCACY.
{109246}{109281}OH. WHICH ONE'S|LOGJAMMING?
{109282}{109329}YES, REGRETTABLY,|IT'S TRUE.
{109330}{109401}STANDARDS HAVE FALLEN|IN ADULT ENTERTAINMENT.
{109402}{109437}IT'S VIDEO, DUDE.
{109438}{109497}NOW THAT WE'RE COMPETING|WITH THOSE AMATEURS,
{109498}{109593}WE CAN'T AFFORD TO INVEST|IN LITTLE EXTRAS, LIKE STORY,
{109594}{109641}PRODUCTION VALUE,
{109642}{109701}FEELINGS.
{109702}{109761}YOU KNOW, PEOPLE FORGET
{109762}{109868}THAT THE BRAIN IS|THE BIGGEST EROGENOUS ZONE.
{109869}{109904}ON YOU MAYBE.
{109905}{109952}OF COURSE, YOU HAVE TO TAKE|THE GOOD WITH THE BAD.
{109953}{110024}NEW TECHNOLOGY PERMITS US|TO DO VERY EXCITING THINGS
{110025}{110084}IN INTERACTIVE|EROTIC SOFTWARE.
{110085}{110121}WAVE OF THE FUTURE,|DUDE.
{110122}{110205}100% ELECTRONIC.
{110206}{110241}HMM. WELL...
{110242}{110301}I STILL JERK OFF|MANUALLY.
{110338}{110361}OF COURSE YOU DO.
{110362}{110397}I CAN SEE YOU'RE ANXIOUS
{110398}{110433}FOR ME TO GET TO THE POINT.
{110434}{110493}WELL, HERE IT IS, DUDE.
{110494}{110541}WHERE'S BUNNY?
{110542}{110589}WELL, I THOUGHT YOU|MIGHT KNOW THAT, MAN.
{110590}{110625}WHY WOULD I?
{110626}{110661}SHE ONLY RAN OFF
{110662}{110721}TO GET AWAY FROM THAT|RATHER SIZABLE DEBT TO ME.
{110722}{110781}NO. SHE DIDN'T RUN OFF.|SHE'S BEEN, UM...
{110782}{110828}I'VE HEARD THAT KIDNAPPING|STORY, SO SAVE IT.
{110829}{110900}I KNOW YOU'RE MIXED UP|IN ALL THIS, DUDE,
{110901}{110984}AND I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'RE|TRYING TO GET FROM THE HUSBAND.
{110985}{111020}THAT'S YOUR BUSINESS.
{111021}{111081}ALL I'M SAYING IS...
{111082}{111117}I WANT MINE.
{111118}{111153}YEAH, RIGHT, MAN.
{111154}{111201}I MEAN, THERE ARE|A LOT OF, UM,
{111202}{111297}FACETS TO THIS, A LOT|OF INTERESTED PARTIES.
{111322}{111357}EXCUSE ME.
{111478}{111501}YEAH?
{111526}{111561}OH, YEAH.
{111562}{111585}WHERE'S THAT?
{111670}{111705}ALL RIGHT.
{111802}{111824}EXCUSE ME.
{112450}{112497}OH.
{112678}{112713}FORGIVE ME.
{112714}{112773}NO PROBLEMO, MAN.
{112774}{112809}SO, UH...
{112810}{112917}IF I, UH, CAN FIND|YOUR MONEY...
{112918}{112988}UH, WHAT'S IN IT|FOR THE DUDE?
{112989}{113025}WELL, OF COURSE,|THERE'S THAT TO DISCUSS.
{113026}{113061}UH, REFILL?
{113062}{113097}YEAH. THE POPE|SHIT IN THE WOODS?
{113098}{113133}10% FINDER'S FEE.
{113134}{113157}THAT ALL RIGHT?
{113158}{113181}MMM. OK.
{113182}{113205}DONE, JACKIE.
{113206}{113288}YEAH. I DIG THE WAY|YOU DO BUSINESS, MAN.
{113289}{113325}YOUR MONEY|IS BEING HELD
{113326}{113385}BY A KID NAMED|LARRY SELLERS.
{113386}{113421}HE LIVES|IN NORTH HOLLYWOOD,
{113422}{113457}ON RADFORD, UH...
{113458}{113529}BY THE|IN-N-OUT BURGER.
{113530}{113601}A FUCKIN' BRAT,|BUT I'M SURE YOUR GOONS
{113602}{113697}CAN GET IT OFF HIM.|I MEAN, HE'S 15.
{113698}{113770}FLUNKING SOCIAL STUDIES.
{113854}{113913}SO, IF YOU COULD JUST,|UH...
{113914}{114009}WRITE ME A CHECK FOR MY|10% OF HALF A MILLION...
{114010}{114069}5 GRAND...
{114070}{114105}I'LL GO OUT AND MINGLE...
{114202}{114273}YOU MIX A HELL|OF A CAUCASIAN, JACKIE.
{114298}{114357}A 15-YEAR-OLD KID.
{114358}{114453}IS THIS|SOME SORT OF A JOKE?
{114454}{114489}NO, NO JOKE.
{114490}{114585}NO FUNNY STUFF, JACKIE.|THE KID'S GOT IT.
{114586}{114621}HI, FELLAS.
{114683}{114730}THE KID JUST WANTED|A CAR.
{114803}{114896}ALL THE DUDE EVER WANTED|WAS HIS RUG BACK.
{114897}{114933}I'M NOT GREEDY.
{114958}{115041}IT WOULD REALLY...
{115042}{115077}TIE THE ROOM TOGETHER.
{115138}{115209}DARKNESS WASHED OVER THE DUDE.
{115210}{115281}DARKER THAN|A BLACK STEER'S TOOKUS
{115282}{115353}ON A MOONLESS PRAIRIE NIGHT.
{115354}{115434}THERE WAS NO BOTTOM.
{115771}{115794}YEAH, YEAH
{115795}{115830}OH, YEAH
{115831}{115914}WHAT CONDITION|MY CONDITION WAS IN
{115963}{116034}I WOKE UP THIS MORNING|WITH THE SUN DOWN
{116035}{116094}SHININ' IN HIM
{116155}{116274}I FOUND MY MIND|IN A BROWN PAPER BAG
{116275}{116298}BUT THEN
{116359}{116454}I TRIPPED ON A CLOUD|AND FELL 8 MILES HIGH
{116455}{116551}I TORE MY MIND|ON A JAGGED SKY
{116552}{116611}I JUST DROPPED IN
{116612}{116718}TO SEE WHAT CONDITION|MY CONDITION WAS IN
{116719}{116778}YEAH, YEAH, OH, YEAH
{116779}{116850}WHAT CONDITION|MY CONDITION WAS IN
{117007}{117100}I PUSHED MY SOUL|IN A DEEP DARK HOLE
{117101}{117162}AND THEN|I FOLLOWED IT IN
{117211}{117282}I WATCHED MYSELF|CRAWLIN' OUT
{117283}{117390}AS I WAS CRAWLIN' IN
{117391}{117439}I GOT UP SO TIGHT
{117440}{117499}I COULDN'T UNWIND
{117500}{117546}I SAW SO MUCH
{117547}{117607}I BROKE MY MIND
{117608}{117654}I JUST DROPPED IN
{117655}{117750}TO SEE WHAT CONDITION|MY CONDITION WAS IN
{117967}{118026}YEAH, YEAH, OH, YEAH
{118027}{118110}WHAT CONDITION|MY CONDITION WAS IN
{118243}{118327}SOMEONE|PAINTED ECHOES ON
{118328}{118351}IN BIG BLACK LETTERS
{118352}{118399}ON THE DEAD INSIDE
{118448}{118495}I KEPT MY FOOT|ON THE GAS
{118496}{118543}AS I LEFT THE ROAD
{118544}{118626}BLEW OUT MY MIND
{118627}{118734}8 MILES OUT OF MEMPHIS,|AND I GOT NO SPARE
{118735}{118842}8 MILES STRAIGHTENED UP|DOWNTOWN SOMEWHERE
{118843}{118890}I JUST DROPPED IN
{118891}{118998}TO SEE WHAT CONDITION|MY CONDITION WAS IN
{119035}{119094}I SAID,|I JUST DROPPED IN
{119095}{119202}TO SEE WHAT CONDITION|MY CONDITION WAS IN
{119203}{119227}YEAH
{119228}{119275}YEAH
{119276}{119443}OH, YEAH
{119791}{119814}AH...
{119935}{119958}AH...
{119959}{119982}AH...
{120079}{120151}AH...
{120823}{120918}BUT THE CHARGE WAS TRUE
{120919}{121026}AND THEY SAY|HE RAN AWAY
{121027}{121051}BRANDED!
{121376}{121447}IS THIS YOUR ONLY I.D.?
{121448}{121495}I KNOW MY RIGHTS,|MAN.
{121532}{121603}YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT,|LEBOWSKI.
{121604}{121650}I WANT|A FUCKING LAWYER, MAN.
{121651}{121698}I WANT...
{121699}{121758}BILL KUNSTLER, MAN.
{121795}{121830}OR RON COOBIE.
{121831}{121866}MR. TREEHORN TELLS US
{121867}{121950}THAT HE HAD TO EJECT YOU|FROM HIS GARDEN PARTY,
{121951}{122023}THAT YOU WERE DRUNK|AND ABUSIVE.
{122024}{122155}MR. TREEHORN TREATS OBJECTS|LIKE WOMEN, MAN.
{122156}{122215}MR. TREEHORN DRAWS|A LOT OF WATER IN THIS TOWN.
{122216}{122275}YOU DON'T DRAW SHIT,|LEBOWSKI.
{122276}{122359}NOW WE GOT A NICE QUIET|LITTLE BEACH COMMUNITY HERE,
{122360}{122407}AND I AIM TO KEEP IT|NICE AND QUIET.
{122408}{122479}SO LET ME|MAKE SOMETHING PLAIN.
{122480}{122527}I DON'T LIKE YOU|SUCKING AROUND,
{122528}{122587}BOTHERING OUR CITIZENS,|LEBOWSKI.
{122588}{122646}I DON'T LIKE|YOUR JERK-OFF NAME,
{122647}{122694}I DON'T LIKE|YOUR JERK-OFF FACE,
{122695}{122730}I DON'T LIKE|YOUR JERK-OFF BEHAVIOR,
{122731}{122778}AND I DON'T LIKE YOU...
{122779}{122814}JERK-OFF.
{122876}{122946}DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
{122996}{123077}I'M SORRY.|I WASN'T LISTENING.
{123099}{123127}OW!
{123128}{123163}FUCKING FASCIST!
{123164}{123199}AAH!
{123200}{123247}STAY OUT OF MALIBU,|LEBOWSKI!
{123248}{123271}OW!
{123272}{123343}STAY OUT OF MALIBU,|DEADBEAT!
{123344}{123403}KEEP YOUR UGLY FUCKING|GOLD-BRICKING ASS
{123404}{123475}OUT OF|MY BEACH COMMUNITY.
{123476}{123630}I WANT TO SLEEP WITH YOU|IN THE DESERT TONIGHT
{123631}{123750}WITH A BILLION STARS|ALL AROUND
{123751}{123787}JESUS...
{123788}{123847}MAN, COULD YOU|CHANGE THE CHANNEL?
{123848}{123895}FUCK YOU, MAN!|IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY MUSIC,
{123896}{123919}GET YOUR OWN FUCKING CAB!
{123920}{123955}I HAD A REALLY ROUGH...
{123956}{124003}I'LL PULL OVER|AND KISS YOUR ASS OUT.
{124004}{124051}MAN, COME ON,|I HAD A ROUGH NIGHT,
{124052}{124135}AND I HATE|THE FUCKING EAGLES, MAN.
{124292}{124327}OUT OF MY FUCKING CAB!
{124328}{124351}OUT! GET...
{124352}{124375}HEY...
{124376}{124399}MAN!
{124400}{124447}MAN, HEY!
{124856}{124903}DEVIL-MAY-CARE
{124904}{124987}AND I'M THE DEVIL|WITH LOVE TO SPARE
{124988}{125095}SO VIVA, LAS VEGAS
{125096}{125179}VIVA, LAS VEGAS
{125468}{125503}OH...
{125504}{125539}JESUS.
{125996}{126031}JEFFREY.
{126032}{126091}MAUDE?
{126092}{126126}LOVE ME.
{126164}{126223}UH, THAT'S MY ROBE.
{126224}{126317}TELL ME ABOUT|YOURSELF, JEFFREY.
{126318}{126375}WELL, NOT MUCH|TO TELL.
{126376}{126495}I, UM, I WAS ONE|OF THE AUTHORS
{126496}{126568}OF THE PORT HURON|STATEMENT.
{126569}{126615}THE ORIGINAL|PORT HURON STATEMENT.
{126616}{126639}UH-HUH.
{126640}{126735}NOT THE COMPROMISED|SECOND DRAFT.
{126772}{126843}UH, AND THEN I, UH,
{126844}{126879}YOU EVER HEAR|OF THE SEATTLE 7?
{126880}{126903}MMM.
{126904}{126975}THAT WAS ME.
{126976}{127083}AND, UM,|THE 6 OTHER GUYS.
{127084}{127179}UM, AND THEN|A MUSIC BUSINESS BRIEFLY.
{127180}{127203}OH?
{127204}{127263}YEAH, A ROADIE|FOR METALLICA.
{127264}{127287}OH.
{127288}{127335}SPEED OF SOUND TOUR.
{127336}{127383}MM-HMM.
{127384}{127444}BUNCH OF ASSHOLES.
{127445}{127492}UH, AND THEN,|YOU KNOW,
{127493}{127564}A LITTLE OF THIS,|A LITTLE OF THAT.
{127565}{127647}MY CAREER'S SLOWED DOWN|A LITTLE LATELY.
{127648}{127743}WHAT DO YOU DO|FOR RECREATION?
{127744}{127875}OH, THE USUAL.|BOWL, DRIVE AROUND.
{127876}{127947}THE OCCASIONAL|ACID FLASHBACK.
{128092}{128151}WHAT HAPPENED|TO YOUR HOUSE?
{128152}{128199}OH, JACKIE TREEHORN|TRASHED THE PLACE.
{128200}{128271}HE THOUGHT I HAD|YOUR FATHER'S MONEY.
{128272}{128344}HE GOT ME OUT OF THE WAY|WHILE HE LOOKED FOR IT.
{128345}{128368}COCKTAIL?
{128369}{128404}NO, THANKS.
{128405}{128440}IT'S NOT MY|FATHER'S MONEY.
{128441}{128488}IT'S THE|FOUNDATION'S.
{128489}{128536}WHY DID HE THINK|YOU HAVE IT?
{128537}{128572}AND WHO DOES?
{128573}{128643}OH, LARRY SELLERS,|THIS HIGH SCHOOL KID.
{128644}{128679}REAL FUCKING BRAT.
{128680}{128763}YOU KNOW, THIS IS A VERY|COMPLICATED CASE, MAUDE.
{128764}{128835}LOTTA INS, LOTTA OUTS.
{128836}{128859}YOU KNOW, FORTUNATELY,
{128860}{128919}I'M ADHERING TO|A PRETTY STRICT, UH,
{128920}{128979}DRUG REGIMENT TO KEEP|MY MIND, YOU KNOW,
{128980}{129027}UH, LIMBER, YOU KNOW.
{129028}{129087}VERY FUCKING CLOSE|TO YOUR FATHER'S MONEY.
{129088}{129147}I KEEP TELLING YOU IT'S|THE FOUNDATION'S MONEY.
{129148}{129183}FATHER DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
{129233}{129280}WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?|HE'S FUCKING LOADED.
{129281}{129352}NO, NO, THE WEALTH|WAS ALL MOTHER'S.
{129353}{129400}NO, HE RUNS STUFF, UH...
{129401}{129460}WE DID LET HIM RUN ONE|OF THE COMPANIES BRIEFLY,
{129461}{129496}BUT HE DIDN'T DO|VERY WELL AT IT.
{129497}{129532}NO, HE'S, YOU KNOW.
{129533}{129568}NO, HE HELPS ADMINISTER|THE CHARITIES NOW,
{129569}{129651}AND I GIVE HIM|A REASONABLE ALLOWANCE.
{129652}{129687}HE HAS NO MONEY|OF HIS OWN.
{129688}{129735}I KNOW HOW HE LIKES|TO PRESENT HIMSELF.
{129736}{129783}FATHER'S WEAKNESS|IS VANITY.
{129784}{129807}HENCE, THE SLUT.
{129808}{129939}UH, DO YOU THINK HE, UH...
{129940}{129975}WHAT IS THAT, YOGA?
{129976}{130035}IT INCREASES THE CHANCES|OF CONCEPTION.
{130108}{130131}INCREASES?
{130132}{130168}WELL, YES.
{130169}{130204}WHAT DID YOU THINK|THIS WAS ALL ABOUT?
{130205}{130228}FUN AND GAMES?
{130229}{130300}I WANT A CHILD.
{130301}{130360}OK, YEAH, OK,|BUT LET ME...
{130361}{130408}AHEM, LET ME EXPLAIN|SOMETHING ABOUT THE DUDE.
{130409}{130456}UH, LOOK, JEFFREY,
{130457}{130492}I DON'T WANT|A PARTNER.
{130493}{130540}IN FACT, I DON'T|WANT THE FATHER
{130541}{130588}TO BE SOMEONE|I HAVE TO SEE SOCIALLY
{130589}{130624}OR WHO'LL HAVE|ANY INTEREST
{130625}{130660}IN RAISING|THE CHILD HIMSELF.
{130661}{130755}OH, SO THAT DOCTOR...
{130756}{130887}EXACTLY. NOW, WHAT|HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE?
{130888}{130935}DID JACKIE TREEHORN|DO THAT AS WELL?
{130936}{131031}NO, UH, IT WAS THE CHIEF|OF POLICE OF MALIBU.
{131032}{131068}A REAL REACTIONARY.
{131069}{131164}SO, YOUR FATHER...
{131165}{131212}OH, YEAH, I GET IT.|YEAH, YEAH.
{131213}{131236}WHAT?
{131237}{131296}OH, MAN, MY THINKING|ABOUT THIS CASE
{131297}{131401}HAD BECOME VERY UPTIGHT.|YEAH, YOUR FATHER.
{131440}{131500}JEFFREY, WHAT ARE|YOU TALKING ABOUT?
{131549}{131572}JEFFREY!
{131573}{131608}WALTER, IF YOU'RE THERE,
{131609}{131703}PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE,|MAN, COME ON, WALTER.
{131704}{131751}PICK IT UP, MAN,|THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.
{131752}{131775}COME ON, ENOUGH...DUDE?
{131776}{131835}YEAH, LISTEN, WALTER,|I'M AT MY PLACE.
{131836}{131871}I NEED YOU TO COME|PICK ME UP.
{131872}{131907}I CAN'T DRIVE, DUDE,|IT'SEREV SHABBOS.
{131908}{131955}WHAT?|EREV SHABBOS.
{131956}{131992}WHAT?|EREV SHABBOS.
{131993}{132052}I CAN'T DRIVE.|MAN!
{132053}{132076}I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED|TO PICK UP THE PHONE
{132077}{132112}UNLESS IT'S|AN EMERGENCY.
{132113}{132172}THIS IS|A FUCKING EMERGENCY.
{132173}{132232}I UNDERSTAND. THAT'S WHY|I PICKED UP THE PHONE.
{132233}{132268}WALTER, YOU FUCK,
{132269}{132316}WE GOTTA GO|TO PASADENA, MAN.
{132317}{132380}COME PICK ME UP OR I'M OFF|THE FUCKING BOWLING TEAM.
{132748}{132813}GET OUT OF THAT|FUCKING CAR, MAN.
{132832}{132892}GET OUT OF THAT|FUCKING CAR!
{132893}{132964}GET THE FUCK OUT|OF THE CAR, MAN.
{133000}{133048}GET OUT OF|THE FUCKING...
{133049}{133084}WHO THE FUCK|ARE YOU, MAN?
{133085}{133156}EASY, MAN.|RELAX, MAN.
{133157}{133204}NO PHYSICAL HARM|INTENDED.
{133205}{133228}WHO THE FUCK|ARE YOU?
{133229}{133264}WHY ARE YOU|FOLLOWING ME AROUND?
{133265}{133300}COME ON, FUCKHEAD.
{133301}{133360}RELAX, MAN.|I'M A BROTHER SEAMUS.
{133361}{133396}BROTHER SEAMUS?
{133445}{133480}LIKE AN IRISH MONK?
{133481}{133528}WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU|TALKING ABOUT?
{133529}{133564}MY NAME IS DA FINO.
{133565}{133636}I'M A PRIVATE SNOOP,|LIKE YOU, MAN.
{133637}{133683}WHAT?
{133684}{133707}A DICK, MAN.
{133708}{133792}AND LET ME TELL YOU|SOMETHING. I DIG YOUR WORK.
{133793}{133828}PLAYING ONE SIDE|AGAINST THE OTHER.
{133829}{133888}IN BED WITH EVERYBODY.|FABULOUS STUFF, MAN.
{133889}{133936}I'M NOT...FUCK IT, MAN.
{133937}{133996}JUST STAY AWAY FROM|MY FUCKING LADY FRIEND.
{133997}{134056}HEY, HEY, I'M NOT MESSING|WITH YOUR SPECIAL LADY.
{134057}{134092}SHE'S NOT|MY SPECIAL LADY.
{134093}{134116}SHE'S MY FUCKING|LADY FRIEND.
{134117}{134164}I'M JUST HELPING|HER CONCEIVE, MAN.
{134165}{134188}HEY, MAN, I'M NOT...
{134189}{134212}WHO ARE YOU|WORKING FOR?
{134213}{134248}LEBOWSKI?
{134249}{134296}JACKIE TREEHORN?
{134321}{134356}THE KNUTSENS.
{134357}{134464}THE...WHO THE FUCK|ARE THE KNUTSENS?
{134465}{134555}THE KNUTSEN'S. IT'S|A WANDERING DAUGHTER JOB.
{134585}{134644}BUNNY LEBOWSKI, MAN.
{134645}{134716}HER REAL NAME|IS FAWN KNUTSEN.
{134717}{134776}HER PARENTS WANT HER BACK.
{134777}{134836}JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
{134837}{134908}CRAZY, HUH? RAN AWAY|ABOUT A YEAR AGO.
{134909}{134968}THE KNUTSENS TOLD ME|I SHOULD SHOW HER THIS
{134969}{134992}WHEN I FOUND HER.
{134993}{135028}IT'S THE FAMILY FARM.
{135029}{135088}IT'S OUTSIDE OF|MOORHEAD, MINNESOTA.
{135089}{135124}THEY THINK IT'LL|MAKE HER HOMESICK.
{135125}{135172}OH, BOY.|HOW ARE YOU GONNA
{135173}{135196}KEEP 'EM|DOWN ON THE FARM
{135197}{135268}ONCE THEY'VE SEEN|KARL HUNGUS?
{135269}{135304}SHE'S BEEN|KIDNAPPED, DA FINO.
{135305}{135328}OH, MAN.
{135329}{135352}OH, I DON'T KNOW.|MAYBE NOT,
{135353}{135400}BUT SHE'S DEFINITELY|NOT AROUND.
{135401}{135508}HEY, MAYBE YOU AND ME|COULD POOL OUR RESOURCES.
{135509}{135605}TRADE INFORMATION.|PROFESSIONAL COURTESY.
{135606}{135641}COMPEERS, YOU KNOW|WHAT I MEAN?
{135642}{135700}YEAH, YEAH, I GET IT.|FUCK OFF, DA FINO.
{135701}{135748}AND STAY AWAY|FROM MY SPECIAL...
{135749}{135834}FROM MY FUCKING|LADY FRIEND, MAN.
{135881}{135940}ZE LINGONBERRY|PANCAKES.
{136037}{136084}LINGONBERRY PANCAKES.
{136169}{136240}SREE PIGS IN BLANKET.
{136301}{136324}HUH?
{136361}{136408}SHE HAS LINGONBERRY|PANCAKES.
{136614}{136672}I MEAN WE TOTALLY|FUCKED IT UP, MAN.
{136673}{136696}WE FUCKED UP HIS PAYOFF,
{136697}{136756}WE GOT THE KIDNAPPERS|ALL PISSED OFF,
{136757}{136804}AND LEBOWSKI, YOU KNOW,|HE YELLED AT ME A LOT,
{136805}{136852}BUT HE DIDN'T|DO ANYTHING, HUH?
{136853}{136899}WELL, SOMETIMES|IT'S A CATHARTIC...
{136900}{136971}NO, NO, I'M SAYING IF|HE KNOWS I'M A FUCK-UP,
{136972}{136995}WHY DOES HE|LEAVE ME IN CHARGE
{136996}{137031}OF GETTING HIS WIFE BACK?
{137032}{137115}BECAUSE HE DOESN'T FUCKING|WANT HER BACK, MAN.
{137116}{137163}HE'S HAD ENOUGH.|HE NO LONGER DIGS HER.
{137164}{137199}IT'S ALL A SHOW.
{137200}{137259}OK, BUT THEN, WHY|DOESN'T HE GIVE A SHIT
{137260}{137295}ABOUT HIS MILLION BUCKS?
{137296}{137365}I MEAN, HE KNOWS WE NEVER|HANDED OFF HIS BRIEFCASE,
{137366}{137426}BUT HE NEVER ASKED|FOR IT BACK.
{137427}{137510}THE MILLION BUCKS WAS|NEVER IN THE BRIEFCASE.
{137511}{137590}THE BRIEFCASE WAS|FUCKING EMPTY, MAN.
{137591}{137662}THE ASSHOLE WAS HOPING|THAT THEY WOULD KILL HER.
{137663}{137722}YOU THREW OUT A RINGER|FOR A RINGER.
{137723}{137758}OK, BUT HOW DOES|THIS ALL ADD UP
{137759}{137806}TO AN EMERGENCY?|HUH?
{137807}{137876}I'M SAYING I SEE WHAT|YOU'RE GETTING AT, DUDE,
{137877}{137912}HE KEPT THE MONEY.
{137913}{137948}MY POINT IS, AHEM,
{137949}{138008}HERE WE ARE,|IT'SSHABBOS,
{138009}{138056}THE SABBATH, WHICH|I'M ALLOWED TO BREAK
{138057}{138128}ONLY IF IT'S A MATTER|OF LIFE OR DEATH.
{138129}{138164}WILL YOU COME OFF IT,|WALTER?
{138165}{138200}YOU'RE NOT EVEN|FUCKING JEWISH, MAN.
{138201}{138260}WHAT THE FUCK ARE|YOU TALKING ABOUT?
{138261}{138296}YOU'RE FUCKING|POLISH-CATHOLIC.
{138297}{138332}WHAT THE FUCK ARE|YOU TALKING ABOUT?
{138334}{138369}I CONVERTED WHEN|I MARRIED CYNTHIA.
{138370}{138405}COME ON, DUDE.|YEAH, YEAH.
{138406}{138441}YOU KNOW THIS.
{138442}{138489}AND 5 FUCKING YEARS AGO,|YOU WERE DIVORCED.
{138490}{138525}SO WHAT ARE SAYING?|WHEN YOU GET DIVORCED,
{138526}{138561}YOU TURN IN|YOUR LIBRARY CARD?
{138562}{138621}YOU GET A NEW LICENSE?|YOU STOP BEING JEWISH?
{138622}{138657}THIS IS|THE DRIVEWAY, HUH?
{138658}{138692}I'M JEWISH AS|FUCKING TEVYE.
{138693}{138752}MAN, YOU KNOW,|IT'S ALL A PART
{138753}{138812}OF YOUR SICK|CYNTHIA THING.
{138813}{138860}MAN, TAKING CARE|OF HER FUCKING DOG.
{138861}{138908}GOING TO HER|FUCKING SYNAGOGUE.
{138909}{138956}YOU'RE LIVING IN|THE FUCKING PAST.
{138957}{138992}3,000 YEARS OF|BEAUTIFUL TRADITION
{138993}{139040}FROM MOSES|TO SANDY KOUFAX,
{139041}{139064}YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT
{139065}{139112}I'M LIVING IN|THE FUCKING PAST!
{139113}{139171}I...JESUS.
{139172}{139257}WHAT THE HELL|HAPPENED?
{139258}{139365}VIVA LAS VEGAS
{139366}{139449}VIVA LAS VEGAS
{139659}{139706}AH!
{139707}{139742}WHERE WAS SHE, MAN?
{139743}{139778}VISITING FRIENDS OF HERS|IN PALM SPRINGS.
{139779}{139814}SHE JUST PICKED UP|AND LEFT.
{139815}{139850}NEVER BOTHERED|TO TELL US.
{139851}{139910}WELL, I GUESS THE FUCKING|NIHILIST KNEW WHERE SHE WAS.
{139911}{139970}JESUS, DUDE, SHE NEVER|EVEN KIDNAPPED HERSELF.
{139971}{140006}WHO IS THIS GENTLEMAN,|DUDE?
{140007}{140054}WHO AM I? I'M|A FUCKING VETERAN.
{140055}{140102}HE SHOULDN'T GO|IN THERE, DUDE.
{140103}{140138}HE'S VERY ANGRY.
{140200}{140223}HELLO, MAN.
{140224}{140330}SO, SHE'S BACK,|NO THANKS TO YOU.
{140331}{140378}WHERE'S THE FUCKING|MONEY, LEBOWSKI?
{140379}{140426}A MILLION BUCKS|FROM FUCKING NEEDY
{140427}{140462}LITTLE URBAN|ACHIEVERS!
{140463}{140498}YOU ARE SCUM, MAN!
{140499}{140534}WHO THE HELL IS HE?
{140535}{140558}WHO AM I? WHO AM I?
{140559}{140582}I'M THE GUY|THAT'S GONNA KICK
{140583}{140630}YOUR PHONY GOLDBRICKING|ASS! THAT'S WHO I AM.
{140631}{140678}MAN, WE KNOW THE BRIEFCASE|WAS FUCKING EMPTY.
{140679}{140726}WE KNOW YOU KEPT THE MILLION|BUCKS FOR YOURSELF.
{140727}{140762}YOU HAVE YOUR STORY,|I HAVE MINE.
{140763}{140822}I SAY I ENTRUSTED|THE MONEY TO YOU,
{140823}{140846}AND YOU STOLE IT.
{140847}{140894}AS IF WE WOULD EVER|DREAM OF TAKING
{140895}{140930}YOUR BULLSHIT|MONEY!
{140931}{140990}YOU THOUGHT THAT BUNNY|HAD BEEN KIDNAPPED,
{140991}{141026}AND YOU WERE|FUCKING GLAD, MAN.
{141027}{141075}YOU COULD USE IT AS AN EXCUSE|TO MAKE SOME MONEY DISAPPEAR.
_____________________________________
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{141076}{141123}ALL YOU NEEDED WAS A SAP|TO PIN IT ON.
{141124}{141231}YOU JUST MET ME.|YOU...HUMAN PARAQUAT!
{141232}{141290}YOU FIGURED, OH,|HERE'S A LOSER, YOU KNOW.
{141291}{141350}A DEADBEAT.|SOMEBODY THE SQUARE COMMUNITY
{141351}{141374}WON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT.
{141375}{141426}WELL, AREN'T YOU?
{141447}{141518}WELL, YEAH, BUT...
{141519}{141554}GET OUT, BOTH OF YOU.
{141555}{141578}LOOK AT THAT|FUCKING PHONY, DUDE.
{141579}{141626}PRETENDING TO BE A|FUCKING MILLIONAIRE.
{141627}{141686}OUT OF THIS HOUSE NOW,|YOU BUMS!
{141687}{141722}LET ME TELL YOU|SOMETHING ELSE.
{141723}{141782}I'VE SEEN A LOT OF|SPINALS, DUDE,
{141783}{141830}AND THIS GUY'S|A FAKE.
{141831}{141866}A FUCKING|GOLDBRICKER.
{141867}{141902}STAY AWAY FROM ME,|MISTER!
{141903}{141950}THIS GUY|FUCKING WALKS.
{141951}{141975}I'VE NEVER BEEN|MORE CERTAIN
{141976}{142011}OF ANYTHING|IN MY LIFE.
{142012}{142034}YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME!
{142035}{142095}WALTER, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE,|MAN, HE'S A CRIPPLE.
{142096}{142131}COME ON, COME ON.
{142132}{142155}GET AWAY FROM ME!
{142156}{142202}AAH!
{142203}{142226}PUT HIM DOWN, MAN!
{142227}{142263}YEAH, I'LL PUT|HIM DOWN, DUDE!
{142264}{142386}RAUSS! ACHTUNG, BABY!
{142731}{142790}COME ON, MAN, HELP ME|PUT HIM BACK IN HIS CHAIR.
{143271}{143330}SURE, YOU'LL SEE|SOME TANK BATTLES.
{143331}{143378}BUT FIGHTING IN DESERT|IS VERY DIFFERENT
{143379}{143438}FROM FIGHTING|IN CANOPY JUNGLE.
{143439}{143486}I MEAN 'NAM WAS|A FOOT SOLDIER'S WAR.
{143487}{143570}WHEREAS, THIS THING|SHOULD, UH, YOU KNOW,
{143571}{143606}SHOULD BE|A PIECE OF CAKE.
{143607}{143642}I MEAN, I HAD|AN M16, JACKO.
{143643}{143690}NOT AN ABRAMS|FUCKING TANK.
{143691}{143750}ME AND CHARLIE,|EYEBALL TO EYEBALL.
{143751}{143774}YEAH.
{143775}{143835}THAT'S FUCKIN' COMBAT.
{143836}{143895}THE MAN IN THE|BLACK PAJAMAS, DUDE.
{143896}{143943}WORTHY FUCKIN'|ADVERSARY.
{143944}{143967}WHO'S IN|PAJAMAS, WALTER?
{143968}{144027}SHUT THE FUCK UP,|DONNY.
{144028}{144087}WHEREAS, WHAT WE|HAVE HERE...
{144088}{144135}LOTS OF FIG-EATERS WEARING|TOWELS ON THEIR HEADS,
{144136}{144183}TRYING TO FIND REVERSE|ON A SOVIET TANK.
{144184}{144231}THIS...THIS IS NOT|A WORTHY...
{144232}{144255}HEY!
{144256}{144314}WHAT'S THIS|DAY OF REST SHIT?
{144315}{144362}WHAT'S THIS BULLSHIT!
{144363}{144398}I DON'T FUCKIN' CARE!
{144399}{144434}IT DON'T MATTER|TO JESUS.
{144435}{144470}BUT YOU NOT|FOOLING ME, MAN.
{144471}{144530}YOU MIGHT FOOL THE FUCKS|IN THE LEAGUE OFFICE,
{144531}{144590}BUT YOU DON'T|FOOL JESUS.
{144591}{144662}IT'S BUSH LEAGUE|PSYCHE-OUT STUFF.
{144663}{144723}LAUGHABLE, MAN. HA HA!
{144724}{144819}I WOULD HAVE FUCKED YOU|IN THE ASS SATURDAY.
{144820}{144903}I'LL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS|NEXT WEDNESDAY INSTEAD.
{144904}{144987}WHOO! YOU GOT A DATE|WEDNESDAY, BABY.
{145096}{145143}HE'S CRACKING.
{145144}{145167}THE WHOLE CONCEPT OF ASIA.
{145168}{145227}I MEAN, MANY LEARNED MEN|HAVE DISPUTED THIS,
{145228}{145354}BUT IN THE 14th CENTURY.|THE RABAHM, HE...
{145539}{145586}WELL, THEY|FINALLY DID IT.
{145587}{145647}THEY KILLED|MY FUCKING CAR.
{145648}{145731}WE WANT SOME MONEY,|LEBOWSKI.
{145732}{145791}JA, OTHERWISE,|WE KILL THE GIRL.
{145792}{145839}JA, IT SEEMS|YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN
{145840}{145875}OUR LITTLE DEAL,|LEBOWSKI.
{145876}{145947}YOU DON'T HAVE THE|FUCKING GIRL, DIPSHIT.
{145948}{146007}WE KNOW YOU NEVER DID.
{146008}{146043}ARE THESE THE NAZIS,|WALTER?
{146044}{146079}NO, DONNY, THESE MEN|ARE NIHILISTS.
{146080}{146115}THERE'S NOTHING|TO BE AFRAID OF.
{146164}{146235}VEE DON'T CARE. VEE|STILL WANT THE MONEY,
{146236}{146294}LEBOWSKI, OR|WE'LL FUCK YOU UP.
{146295}{146366}FUCK YOU.|FUCK THE 3 OF YOUS.
{146367}{146450}NO, WITHOUT A HOSTAGE,|THERE IS NO RANSOM.
{146451}{146486}THAT'S WHAT RANSOM IS.
{146487}{146535}THOSE ARE THE FUCKING RULES.
{146536}{146583}HIS GIRLFRIEND|GAVE UP HER TOE.
{146584}{146643}SHE ZOUGHT WE'D BE|GETTING $1 MILLION.
{146644}{146679}IT'S NOT FAIR.
{146680}{146763}FAIR? WHO'S THE FUCKING|NIHILIST AROUND HERE?
{146764}{146799}YOU BUNCH OF|FUCKING CRYBABIES.
{146800}{146859}COOL IT, WALTER.|HEY, LOOK, PAL,
{146860}{146907}THERE NEVER WAS|ANY MONEY.
{146908}{146955}THE BIG LEBOWSKI GAVE|ME AN EMPTY BRIEFCASE,
{146956}{147015}SO TAKE IT UP|WITH HIM, MAN.
{147016}{147075}YEAH, AND I WOULD LIKE|MY UNDIES BACK.
{147076}{147099}ARE THESE GUYS GONNA|HURT US, WALTER?
{147100}{147159}NO, DONNY, THESE|MEN ARE COWARDS.
{147160}{147243}OK, SO WE TAKE ZE|MONEY YOU HAF ON YOU
{147244}{147290}AND WE CALLS IT|EVEN.
{147315}{147338}FUCK YOU.
{147339}{147374}HEY, NO, COME ON,|WALTER, COME ON.
{147375}{147422}WE'RE ENDING THIS|THING CHEAP, MAN.
{147423}{147447}NO, WHAT'S MINE IS MINE.
{147448}{147471}OH, COME ON, WALTER.
{147472}{147507}NO FUNNY STUFF.
{147508}{147579}ALL RIGHT,|ALL RIGHT, I GOT,
{147580}{147651}UH, 4 BUCKS,|ALMOST 5.
{147652}{147675}I GOT $18.
{147676}{147723}WHAT'S|MINE IS MINE.
{147724}{147795}WE FUCK YOU UP, MAN.|WE TAKES THE MONEY.
{147796}{147831}COME AND GET IT.
{147868}{147927}WE FUCK YOU UP.
{147928}{147975}SHOW ME WHAT|YOU GOT, NIHILIST.
{147976}{148011}I FUCK YOU.
{148012}{148035}WALTER, COME ON,|HE'S GOT A SWORD.
{148036}{148095}FUCKING DIPSHIT WITH|A 9-TOED WOMAN.
{148096}{148131}FUCK YOU!|FUCK YOU!
{148132}{148204}I FUCK YOU UP!
{148348}{148371}TAKE IT EASY, MAN.
{148372}{148407}HERE'S THE $4.00.
{148528}{148599}I GOT A FUCKING BALL, MAN.
{148624}{148671}AAH!
{148732}{148767}ANTI-SEMITE!
{148768}{148815}I FUCK YOUIN ZE ASS.
{148816}{148849}I FUCK YOU|IN ZE ASS.
{148850}{148923}I FUCK YOU!|I FUCK YOU!
{148924}{148983}I FUCK YOU!|I FUCK YOU!
{149128}{149173}WE GOT A MAN DOWN, DUDE.
{149261}{149307}GOD, THEY SHOT HIM,|MAN.
{149308}{149331}NO, DUDE.
{149332}{149355}THEY SHOT DONNY?
{149356}{149379}THERE WEREN'T|ANY SHOTS FIRED.
{149380}{149427}HUH?|IT'S A HEART ATTACK.
{149428}{149487}CALL THE MEDICS, DUDE.
{149488}{149559}I'D GO MYSELF, BUT I'M|PUMPING BLOOD. MIGHT PASS OUT.
{149560}{149655}REST EASY, GOOD BUDDY,|YOU'RE DOING FINE.
{149656}{149703}WE GOT HELP|CHOPPERING IN.
{150364}{150435}HELLO, GENTLEMEN.|YOU ARE THE BEREAVED?
{150436}{150470}YEAH, MAN.
{150471}{150530}FRANCIS DONNELLY.|PLEASED TO MEET YOU.
{150531}{150566}JEFF LEBOWSKI.
{150567}{150602}WALTER SOBCHAK.
{150603}{150674}THE DUDE, ACTUALLY,|IS, UH...
{150675}{150698}EXCUSE ME?
{150699}{150734}OH, NOTHING.
{150735}{150878}YES, I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE|TAKING AWAY THE REMAINS.
{150879}{150926}YEAH.
{150927}{150998}WE HAVE THE URN.
{150999}{151071}I ASSUME THIS IS|CREDIT CARD.
{151096}{151119}YEAH.
{151372}{151395}AHEM.
{151468}{151490}WHAT'S THIS?
{151491}{151562}THAT'S FOR THE URN.
{151563}{151622}DON'T NEED IT. WE'RE|SCATTERING THE ASHES.
{151623}{151694}YES, SO WE|WERE INFORMED.
{151695}{151718}HOWEVER, WE MUST,|OF COURSE,
{151719}{151814}TRANSMIT THE REMAINS|TO YOU IN A RECEPTACLE.
{151851}{151898}THIS IS $180.
{151899}{151995}IT IS OUR MOST MODESTLY|PRICED RECEPTACLE.
{151996}{152055}CAN WE JUST, UH...$180?
{152056}{152103}THEY RANGE UP TO 3,000.
{152104}{152151}UH, WE'RE, UH, AHEM!
{152152}{152199}CAN'T WE JUST|RENT IT FROM YOU?
{152200}{152271}SIR, THIS IS A MORTUARY,|NOT A RENTAL HOUSE.
{152272}{152317}WE'RE SCATTERING|THE FUCKING ASHES!
{152318}{152355}LOOK, JUST BECAUSE|WE'RE BEREAVED,
{152356}{152379}DOESN'T|MAKE US SAPS!
{152380}{152451}SIR, PLEASE,|LOWER YOUR VOICES.
{152452}{152486}MAN, DON'T YOU HAVE,|YOU KNOW,
{152487}{152582}SOMETHING ELSE WE COULD|PUT HIM IN, YOU KNOW?
{152583}{152654}THAT IS OUR MOST MODESTLY|PRICED RECEPTACLE.
{152655}{152678}GOD DAMN IT!
{152751}{152798}IS THERE A RALPHS|AROUND HERE?
{153436}{153470}DONNY WAS|A GOOD BOWLER
{153471}{153530}AND A GOOD MAN.
{153531}{153578}HE WAS ONE OF US.
{153579}{153674}HE WAS A MAN WHO LOVED|THE OUTDOORS AND BOWLING.
{153675}{153722}AND AS A SURFER,|HE EXPLORED THE BEACHES
{153723}{153770}OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA,
{153771}{153843}FROM LA JOLLA|TO LEO CARRILLO
{153844}{153915}AND UP TO PISMO.
{153916}{154035}HE DIED...HE DIED AS SO|MANY MEN OF HIS GENERATION,
{154036}{154071}BEFORE HIS TIME.
{154072}{154155}IN YOUR WISDOM, LORD,|YOU TOOK HIM.
{154156}{154239}AS YOU TOOK SO MANY BRIGHT,|FLOWERING YOUNG MEN
{154240}{154299}AT KHE SANH, AT LAN DOC,
{154300}{154383}AND HILL 364.
{154384}{154443}THESE YOUNG MEN|GAVE THEIR LIVES.
{154444}{154538}SO DID DONNY.
{154539}{154586}DONNY WHO LOVED BOWLING.
{154659}{154803}AND SO, THEODORE|DONALD KARABOTSOS,
{154804}{154875}IN ACCORDANCE WITH|WHAT WE THINK
{154876}{154959}YOUR DYING WISHES|MIGHT WELL HAVE BEEN,
{154960}{155055}WE COMMIT YOUR FINAL|MORTAL REMAINS
{155056}{155151}TO THE BOSOM|OF THE PACIFIC OCEAN,
{155152}{155199}WHICH YOU LOVED SO WELL.
{155248}{155295}GOOD NIGHT, SWEET PRINCE.
{155644}{155691}SHIT.
{155740}{155775}OH, SHIT, DUDE,|I'M SORRY.
{155836}{155859}GOD DAMN WIND.
{155860}{155907}GOD DAMN IT, WALTER.
{155908}{155943}YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!
{155944}{155967}DUDE, I'M SORRY.
{155968}{156015}EVERYTHING'S A FUCKING|TRAVESTY WITH YOU, MAN.
{156016}{156063}I'M SORRY.|IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
{156064}{156111}WHAT WAS THAT SHIT|ABOUT VIETNAM?
{156112}{156159}WHAT THE FUCK|DOES ANYTHING
{156160}{156195}HAVE TO DO|WITH VIETNAM?
{156196}{156231}WHAT THE FUCK ARE|YOU TALKING ABOUT?
{156232}{156267}DUDE, I'M SORRY.
{156340}{156375}FUCKIN'...
{156544}{156579}FUCK, WALTER.
{156616}{156723}COME ON, DUDE.|HEY, FUCK IT, MAN.
{156808}{156843}LET'S GO BOWLING.
{157408}{157503}AND WHEN YOU'RE|SITTING THERE
{157504}{157611}IN YOUR SILK|UPHOLSTERED CHAIR
{157612}{157731}TALKIN' TO SOME RICH FOLKS|THAT YOU KNOW
{157792}{157887}WELL, I HOPE|YOU DON'T SEE ME
{157888}{157983}IN MY RAGGED COMPANY
{157984}{158115}AW, THAT YOU KNOW|I COULD NEVER BE ALONE
{158152}{158199}2 OAT SODAS, GARY.
{158200}{158223}GOOD LUCK TOMORROW.
{158224}{158259}YEAH, THANKS, MAN.
{158260}{158307}I'M SORRY TO HEAR|ABOUT DONNY.
{158308}{158392}OH, WELL, YEAH,|YOU KNOW,
{158393}{158428}SOMETIMES YOU|EAT THE BAR,
{158429}{158499}AND SOMETIMES,|YOU KNOW...
{158500}{158547}HEY, MAN!
{158548}{158583}HOWDY DOO, DUDE.
{158584}{158631}I WONDERED IF I'D|SEE YOU AGAIN.
{158632}{158679}I WOULDN'T|MISS THE SEMIS?
{158680}{158715}HOW HAVE THINGS|BEEN GOING?
{158716}{158763}OH, YOU KNOW,|STRIKES AND GUTTERS,
{158764}{158799}UPS AND DOWNS.
{158800}{158835}SURE. I GOTCHA.
{158836}{158919}YEAH. THANKS, GARY.
{158920}{158979}WELL, TAKE CARE, MAN.|GOTTA GET BACK.
{158980}{159027}SURE. TAKE IT|EASY, DUDE.
{159028}{159051}OH, YEAH.
{159052}{159111}I KNOW THAT YOU WILL.
{159112}{159207}YEAH, WELL,|THE DUDE ABIDES.
{159353}{159424}THE DUDE ABIDES.
{159496}{159603}I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,|BUT I TAKE COMFORT IN THAT.
{159604}{159699}IT'S GOOD KNOWING HE'S|OUT THERE, THE DUDE.
{159700}{159783}TAKIN' HER EASY|FOR ALL US SINNERS.
{159784}{159915}SHOOSH. I SURE HOPE|HE MAKES THE FINALS.
{159916}{159963}WELL, THAT ABOUT DOES HER.
{159964}{160035}WRAPS HER ALL UP.
{160036}{160083}THINGS SEEMED TO HAVE|WORKED OUT PRETTY GOOD
{160084}{160143}FOR THE DUDE AND WALTER.
{160144}{160192}AND IT WAS|A PRETTY GOOD STORY,
{160193}{160240}DON'T YOU THINK?
{160241}{160312}MADE ME LAUGH|TO BEAT THE BAND.
{160313}{160384}PARTS, ANYWAY.
{160385}{160468}I DIDN'T LIKE|SEEING DONNY GO.
{160469}{160503}BUT THEN|I HAPPEN TO KNOW
{160504}{160623}THAT THERE'S A LITTLE|LEBOWSKI ON THE WAY.
{160624}{160683}I GUESS THAT'S HOW THE|WHOLE DARN HUMAN COMEDY
{160684}{160779}KEEPS PERPETUATING ITSELF
{160780}{160839}DOWN THROUGH|THE GENERATIONS.
{160840}{160875}WESTWARD IN THE WAGONS,
{160876}{160971}AND ACROSS THE SANDS|OF TIME UNTIL WE...
{160972}{161007}OH, LOOK AT ME.
{161008}{161079}I'M RAMBLIN' AGAIN.
{161080}{161152}WELL, I HOPE YOU FOLKS|ENJOYED YOURSELVES.
{161153}{161236}CATCH YA LATER|ON DOWN THE TRAIL.
{161237}{161284}SAY, FRIEND,|YOU GOT ANY MORE
{161285}{161332}OF THAT GOOD|SARSAPARILLA?
{161644}{161706}CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY|POLYGRAM VIDEO
{161707}{161779}CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY|THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING|INSTITUTE, INC.
{161780}{161863}PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS|PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF|NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
{161864}{162020}TAKE ME DOWN, LITTLE SUSIE,|TAKE ME DOWN
{162081}{162212}I KNOW YOU THINK YOU'RE THE|QUEEN OF THE UNDERGROUND
{162285}{162416}SEND ME DEAD FLOWERS|EVERY MORNING
{162488}{162607}SEND ME DEAD FLOWERS|BY THE MAIL
{162680}{162811}SEND ME DEAD FLOWERS|TO MY WEDDING
{162848}{163052}AND I WON'T FORGET TO|PUT ROSES ON YOUR GRAVE
{163053}{163280}NO, I WON'T FORGET TO|PUT ROSES ON YOUR GRAVE
{163857}{163976}BRIGHT LIGHT CITY|GONNA SET MY SOUL
{163977}{164108}GONNA SET MY SOUL|ON FIRE
{164109}{164228}GOT A WHOLE LOTTA MONEY|THAT'S READY TO BURN
{164229}{164348}SO GET THOSE STAKES|UP HIGHER
{164349}{164420}THERE'S A THOUSAND|PRETTY WOMEN
{164421}{164479}WAITIN' OUT THERE
{164480}{164575}THEY'RE ALL LIVIN'|DEVIL MAY CARE
{164576}{164707}AND I'M JUST THE DEVIL|WITH LOVE TO SPARE
{164708}{164852}SO VIVA LAS VEGAS
{164853}{164960}VIVA LAS VEGAS
{165045}{165152}VIVA LAS VEGAS WITH|THE NEON FLASHIN'
{165153}{165224}AND YOUR ONE-ARMED|BANDITS CRASHIN'
{165225}{165356}ALL THOSE HOPES|DOWN THE DRAIN
{165357}{165475}VIVA LAS VEGAS TURNIN'|DAY INTO NIGHTTIME
{165476}{165535}NIGHT INTO DAYTIME
{165536}{165595}IF SEE IT ONCE
{165596}{165764}YOU'LL NEVER BE|THE SAME AGAIN
{165801}{165848}I'M GONNA KEEP ON
{165849}{165908}KEEP ON THE RUN
{165909}{166028}IF IT COSTS ME|MY VERY LAST DIME
{166029}{166088}IF I WIND UP BROKE
{166089}{166148}WELL, I'LL|ALWAYS REMEMBER
{166149}{166292}THAT THAT I HAD|A SWINGING TIME
{166293}{166414}I'M GONNA GIVE IT|EVERYTHING I'VE GOT
{166415}{166543}LADY LUCK PLEASE LET|THE DICE STAY HOT
{166544}{166664}LET ME SHOOT A 7|WITH EVERY SHOT
{166665}{166784}VIVA LAS VEGAS
{166785}{166912}VIVA LAS VEGAS
{166913}{167024}VIVA LAS VEGAS
{167025}{167096}VIVA
{167097}{167156}VIVA
{167157}{167216}VIVA
{167217}{167324}VIVA
_____________________________________
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  #240  
ישן 28-05-2006, 18:01
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בתגובה להודעה מספר 239 שנכתבה על ידי The_Equivocator שמתחילה ב "לא חושב שיש לך מהיר בהרבה, משרתים טובים זה מוריד אצלי ב2.5 מגה פר שנייה..."

אתה רוצה לעשות תחרות?
אני גולש ב Frame Relay של 4 מגה-בייט לשניה סימטרי (הורדה/העלאה)(!!!).
אגב, אני גולש דרך אנטנה של סלקום, כך שאני מחובר לספק שלי לא דרך כבלים ולא דרך ADSL.

How cool is that ?
זה האינטרנט האלחוטי המהיר ביותר.

ובנוגע לפריסקוט, זה מה יש.
עובד עם Unreal Tournament 2004 יפה מאוד (כשהוא מתודלק ב ATi Radeon 9600) והפוטושופ CS שלי עובד מהר מספיק בשביל העיבודי על שלי עם ה 1024 DDR שלי.

ואני יודע שזה לא פופולרי להגיד בפרש (בעיקר בפורום חומרה) שפריסקוט זה מעבד טוב, אבל הוא מעבד טוב, ולא משנה מה תגידו ומה תעשו - הוא ימשיך לעבוד ולעבוד מצויין
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נערך לאחרונה ע"י Narxx בתאריך 28-05-2006 בשעה 18:05.
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  #292  
ישן 29-05-2006, 15:07
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אדון סרטן ומר ברווז - ביקשתם פיצוי? בבקשה:
בתגובה להודעה מספר 1 שנכתבה על ידי רועי AZ שמתחילה ב "מגה אשכול או אשכול הספאם הגדול"

<באישור רועי, איב מחקה את הלינק, תשטפו את העיניים בהיזדמנות אחרת רבותי >

נהניתם ספרו לי. לא נהניתם - לכו חפשו פרפרים...


נערך לאחרונה ע"י EventHorizon בתאריך 29-05-2006 בשעה 16:04.
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  #301  
ישן 29-05-2006, 20:56
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"וואלה" כבר אמרנו?
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ביילסקי: אם לא יעשה מאמץ לקלוט העולם, ייחרץ גורלם
יום שני, 29 במאי 2006, 21:28 מאת: מערכת וואלה!

יו"ר הסוכנות היהודית, זאב ביילסקי, אמר בכינוס "רופין להגירה ושילוב חברתי", כי אם לא יעשה מאמץ אדיר לקלוט את העולים, במיוחד עולי אתיופיה, ייחרץ גורלם. כך דווח בקול ישראל.



ונשאלת השאלה, איך קולטים עולם???... בלווין?...

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  #325  
ישן 30-05-2006, 15:43
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אוסטרליה: התינוקת הרטובה הוכנסה למייבש
בתגובה להודעה מספר 1 שנכתבה על ידי רועי AZ שמתחילה ב "מגה אשכול או אשכול הספאם הגדול"

סמואל סידל, אוסטרלי בן 21 הואשם בגרימת נזק גופני חמור לאחר שהניח תינוקת בת שנה במייבש כביסה לאחר ששפכה על עצמה משקה.

על פי הדיווח ב-BBC, חברתו של סידל השאירה אותו לבד עם בתה והלכה לחדר הכושר לשעה. כשחזרה הביתה מצאה את התינוקת עם כוויות קשות וחבלות ברגליה ופניה, ומיהרה עימה לבית החולים. הרופאים שטיפלו בתינוקת הזעיקו את המשטרה מחשש שמדובר במקרה של התעללות.

בחקירתו סיפר סידל שהתינוקת שפכה על עצמה משקה ובגדיה נרטבו. לכן הוא הכניס אותה למייבש הכביסה, סגר את הדלת והפעיל את המכונה לשתי דקות.

"הפציעות היו המזעזעות ביותר שראיתי מאז שהתחלתי לעבוד במשטרה", סיפרה השוטרת דב ניומן, שהופקדה על החקירה. התינוקת הושארה להשגחה בבית החולים והרופאים מצפים שתחלים באופן מלא. לאחר החקירה שוחרר סידל בערבות והוא צפוי להופיע למשפט ביוני. כמו כן, נאסר עליו ליצור קשר עם אמה של התינוקת.

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  #328  
ישן 30-05-2006, 16:35
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אשה הרה חוששת שתלד את השטן
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יום שלישי, 30 במאי 2006, 17:06 מאת: מערכת וואלה!


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צא, דיבוק, צא! (אילוסטרציה)


תאריך הלידה המשוער של מליסה פרקר הבריטית הוא 6.6.06, והיא מבקשת לעבור ניתוח קיסרי בתאריך אחר כדי שהילד לא יהיה מרושע

אשה הרה שאמורה ללדת ב-6 ביוני מבקשת לעבור זירוז, מאחר והיא מבועתת מהאפשרות שתלד את השטן בכבודו ובעצמו. המספר 666 מוזכר בתנ"ך, ובתרבויות רבות מאמינים שהוא מסמל את התאריך שבו יופיע השטן על פני האדמה.

מליסה פרקר הבריטית אמרה כי היא סובלת מסיוטים מאז שהרופאים הודיעו לה שתאריך הלידה המשוער שלה הוא 6.6.06. "כששמעתי מה תאריך הלידה, אמרתי לעצמי 'הו אלוהים. אני הולכת ללדת את דמיאן, מהסרט Omen", הסבירה פרקר, כשהיא מתכוונת לסרט האימה הידוע משנות השבעים.

"בכל בוקר אני מתעוררת ומרגישה שמשהו רע עומד לקרות", המשיכה פרקר. "אני מבועתת שהלידה תשתבש או שהילד יהיה מרושע. אפילו יכול להיות שהילד שלי יהיה השטן בכבודו ובעצמו. אהבתי את הסרט וראיתי שעכשיו עושים לו חידוש, אבל כעת אני מוטרדת יותר".

בית החולים המקומי מסרב להתערב, ואומר כי הוא לא יכול לשנות את התאריך הלידה המשוער. "תאריכי הלידה המשוערים לא בטוחים במאת האחוזים", אמר דובר מטעמו. "אין דרך לשנות את תאריך הילדה, פרט לזירוז הלידה או לניתוח קיסרי, הליכים שאנחנו מעדיפים להימנע מהם. אנחנו חייבים להניח לטבע לעשות את שלו. התינוק ייוולד מתי שירצה, לא משנה לו מה יהיה התאריך".

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ישן 31-05-2006, 12:59
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אמנם אף אחד לא מתעניין אבל אני חייב:
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ארדילס: "בית"ר קבוצה מהצמרת באירופה"

המאמן הארגנטיני החדש של בית"ר ירושלים הוצג באופן רשמי וכבר הצהיר: "אנו רוצים לסיים במקום הראשון, נעמיד קבוצה תחרותית ושאפתנית". על מאור מליקסון: "המקום מוגבל ויש שחקנים שיעזבו". ארדילס יצרף עוזר מאמן חדש: אמיליו קומיסו שהיה עוזרו בראסינג קלאב. בן שושן חתם לארבע שנים

http://www.nrg.co.il/online/3/ART1/429/557.html


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ישן 02-06-2006, 13:13
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בת 92: בתי מתנהגת כמו "מופקרת"
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בת 92: בתי מתנהגת כמו "מופקרת"

קשישה התקשרה לקו חם של שירותי הרווחה כדי לבקש עזרה בטיפול ב"התנהגותה המופקרת" של בתה בת ה-68

מאת: ביפ
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עובדי משרד הרווחה הגרמניים בהילדסהיים שבגרמניה, נדהמו לגלות כי אדלהייד שמידט שהתקשרה לבקש עזרה בטיפול ב"התנהגות המופקרת של בתה", היא קשישה בת 92 אשר בתה חגגה לא מזמן את יום הולדתה ה- 68. עובדי הקו נאלצו להסביר לקשישה כי מעשיה של בתה אינם מעניינם. שמידט התקשרה לקו החם המיועד לבני נוער והתלוננה כי בתה, טינה "אינה ניתנת לשליטה, ונוהגת בצורה בלתי מוסרית וחופשית ליד גברים". עובדי הרווחה הנדהמים הסבירו לקשישה שלא יוכלו לעזור לה כי "הילדה" שלה עברה בלמעלה מחמישים שנה את הגיל בו משרד הרווחה יכול להתערב.

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ישן 02-06-2006, 14:08
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איך הגיעה צפרדע לסלט של ברגר קינג??
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יום שבת, 3 ביוני 2006, 13:35 מאת: מערכת וואלה!


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(אילוסטרציה: יח"צ)


צעירה שסעדה בסניף הרשת בהאג, נדהמה לגלות "דבר גדול ושחור" קופץ מהצלחת. רשת המזון המהיר לא מצליחה לקבוע איך זה ייתכן

צעירה שסעדה בסניף של "ברגר קינג" בהאג נדהמה לגלות צפרדע חיה ובועטת בסלט שהוגש לה. "זה היה דבר גדול ושחור, צפרדע או קרפדה", סיפרה הסועדת לעיתון מקומי, לאחר שהצפרדע קפצה מתוך הצלחת שלה.

רשת המזון המהיר בהולנד אישרה את פרטי האירוע, לאחר שהלקוחה הראתה את הצפרדע למנהלת הסניף. עם זאת, הלקוחה מסרה כי אין בכוונתה לתבוע את הרשת, וכי הסתפקה בתלונה ל"רשות המזון הלאומית" של הולנד. "אני יודעת שבארה"ב כולם תובעים את כולם, אבל בהולנד זה לא עובד כך", סיפרה לעיתון.

דוברת הרשת מסרה בתגובה, כי אין באפשרותה לקבוע איך הגיעה הצפרדע לצלחת. בהסבר המפורט שסיפקה, נמסר כי הירקות המסופקים לחברה מגיעים במכלים אטומים וכי בתהליך ההכנה הם נחתכים במעבדים המצויידים בלהבים חדים, כך שלא ייתכן שנותרה בסלט צפרדע.

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  #389  
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ציטוט:
בהסבר המפורט שסיפקה, נמסר כי הירקות המסופקים לחברה מגיעים במכלים אטומים וכי בתהליך ההכנה הם נחתכים במעבדים המצויידים בלהבים חדים, כך שלא ייתכן שנותרה בסלט צפרדע.


היא הייתה צריכה למצוא חצי צפרדע או רבע צפרדע.או אולי ראש...לא?













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  #390  
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האובייקטיביות בתחת
בתגובה להודעה מספר 1 שנכתבה על ידי רועי AZ שמתחילה ב "מגה אשכול או אשכול הספאם הגדול"

האובייקטיביות בתחתהשמצות והבטחות מסקרנות הן רק חלק מקרב יצרני אביזרי המין בבריטניה. המילה האחרונה, בינתיים: אתר צרכנות המדרג את האביזרים לפי איכותם.

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כמו כל מדור צרכנות קלאסי, בו בוחנים פריטים שונים, אביזרים ביתיים, כלי מטבח ואחרים –אתר אינטרנט חדש מציע שירות דומה לבחינה אובייקטיבית והשוואות בין מוצרים שונים – אלא שהוא מוקדש במיוחד לויברטורים וצעצועי מין.

האתר orgasmarmy מוגדר כ"אתר הרשמי הבריטי הראשון, האובייקטיבי, לבחינת טיבם ואיכותם של צעצועי מין. האתר הודיע לתקשורת כי בחינת הויברטורים תיעשה על-ידי "אנשים אמיתיים" שינסו, יתנסו ויבקרו את הפריטים ובמקביל, פתח במסע צלב, כהגדרתו, נגד קמעונאי צעצועי המין lovehoney, שמציע "זבל של צעצועי מין" ומטעה את ציבור הצרכנים בתיאור מוצריו.

"אם איכפת לך לגבי טיבם של צעצועי המין שלך, אתה חייב להצטרף למהפכה שלנו", נאמר בהודעה שהפיץ האתר, ובאותה עת גם הבטיח לבצע בדיקות ניסוי עצמאיות, של המוצרים ולקיים פורום צרכנים שבו ידסקסו אלו על אודות המוצרים שבחנו.

האתר יפרסם דירוג איכות – מהטוב ביותר ועד הרע ביותר. הוא ימליץ על הויברטורים הטובים ויזהיר מפני הגרועים.
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המוצרים ידורגו לפי מידת האטרקטיביות שלהם, קלות השימוש, החומר שממנו יוצרו, עמידותו, חוזקו איכות היצור והתכנון שלו וגם יהיה דירוג לגבי איכות האורגזמה שהמשתמשת משיגה באמצעות כל אחד ואחד. הניקוד המקסימלי המשוקלל לציון כל מוצר יהיה 5.

האתר הודיע כי גייס יותר מ-1000 בוחני ויברטורים ובנוסף יש ברשימת המתנה עוד יותר מ-2500 נוספים שיוזמנו לקיים את המבדקים העצמיים – אם יהיה צורך. בעד כל ניסוי וסקירה מפורטת – יקבל הבוחן את צעצוע המין, חינם.

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הנשיא קצב אירח הבוקר במשכנו משלחת של מתאבקי סומו בכירים מיפן, שהציגו בפניו קרב מדומה

אפרת פורשר
6/6/2006 14:31


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מפגן לחימה בבית הנשיא: נשיא המדינה, משה קצב, נפגש הבוקר עם משלחת של 15 מהלוחמים הבכירים של ליגת הסומו היפנית.


במהלך הפגישה, בה השתתפו גם שגריר יפן בישראל ואלוף הסומו של יפן לשעבר, סיפרו הלוחמים לנשיא על המסורת ארוכת השנים של לוחמת הסומו, ואף קיימו לנגד עיניו קרב מדומה.


נערך לאחרונה ע"י רועי AZ בתאריך 06-06-2006 בשעה 15:18.
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