23-08-2006, 18:43
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חבר מתאריך: 27.05.02
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Beer Glass
A Mexican sitting at a bar, drinks his beer and suddenly
throws his glass in the air, pulls out his 38 caliber S&W
revolver and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink
from the same glass twice."
A Muslim sitting at the bar was obviously impressed
by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air,
pulls out his AK-47 automatic and shoots the glass
to pieces. He says, "In Iraq, we have so much sand
to make glasses, that we don't need to drink out of the
same glass twice either."
The Texas cowboy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his
beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out
his 45 caliber Colt pistol, shoots the Mexican and the
Muslim, then catches his glass. He says, "In America
we have so many illegal Mexicans and Muslims, we don't
have to drink with the same ones twice."
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