I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restrooms at a est stop but, I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassedly: "Doin Just Fine!"

And the other guy says: "So what are you up too?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh I'm like you, just traveling east!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.

Can I come over to your place after while?

Ok, this question is just wacky but i figured I could just be polite and end the conversation.

I tell him, "Well, I have company over so today is a bad day for me!"

Then I hear the guy say nervously...

"LISTEN!!! I'll have to call you back,
there's an idiot in the other stall who keeps
answering all my questions, bye!"

R.I.P.

אבל הֵיי -

Imagine there's no countries,
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace

צפוי

חתימתכם הוסרה כיוון שלא עמדה בחוקי האתר. לפרטים נוספים לחצו כאן. תוכלו לקבל עזרה להתאמת החתימה לחוקים בפורום חתימות וצלמיות.

מכיר,אבל חזק בכל זאת

Life is hard and then you nap.

.....

חתימתכם הוסרה כיוון שלא עמדה בחוקי האתר. לפרטים נוספים לחצו כאן. תוכלו לקבל עזרה להתאמת החתימה לחוקים בפורום חתימות וצלמיות.

חחחחח חמוד אהבתי

I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysteries. I do what I want, when I want.

אבל הנה אחת באמת מצחיקה:

The Lone Ranger is ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.

The Indian Chief proclaims: "So you are are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?"

"I'd like to speak to my horse," responds the Lone Ranger.

The Chief nods, and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear. The loyal horse then gallops away.

Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blone woman on his back. As the Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

The next morning the Chief admits he is impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?"

Again, the Lone Ranger asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him and he agains whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon.

Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette even more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

The following morning the Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a many of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. What is your last request?"

"I'd like to speak to my horse again, alone," the Lone Rangers replies.

The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is once again brought to the Lone Ranger's tend. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square n the eyes and says, "Listen carefully you stupid ass, for the last time, I said: BRING POSSE!!"

ולהשומע ינעם

חחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחח אהבתי

I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysteries. I do what I want, when I want.

ROFL !

חתימתכם הוסרה כיוון שלא עמדה בחוקי האתר. לפרטים נוספים לחצו כאן. תוכלו לקבל עזרה להתאמת החתימה לחוקים בפורום חתימות וצלמיות.