24-01-2005, 17:25
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- Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organised by the Swiss.
Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lover's Swiss, the police German and it's all organised by the Italians.
Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over
668: The Neighbor of the Beast
You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Monty Python's Holy Grail,
a comment on how Arthur got Excalibur
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?
- Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
- Advising the President.
- Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin.
X-rated movies are all alike... the only thing they leave to the imagination is the plot.
Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.
Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question.
God bless Atheism!
If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.
Vidi, vici, veni.
(I saw, I conquered, I came.).
Everyone needs belief in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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וכשאתה הורג אדם - אתה רוצח , הרוג הרבה -אתה כובש , הרוג את כולם - אתה אלוהים !
גבירותיי ורבותיי המושבעים - האם הגעתם להחלטה ?
כן , כבודו . מצאנו את הנאשם אשם בכל הסעיפים ,על פשעים כנגד כל האנושות.
על פי החלטת המושבעים הצודקת והכוח שהופקד בידי ע"י המדינה אני שולח אותך בזה למאסר בלי אפשרות לחנינה לכל החיים !
חיים ? מה אתה מתכוון חיים ? אין לי חיים !
ילד , הנשמה שלך מוטב כי היא שייכת לישו ,מממממ... כי הישבן שלך שייך לי !
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