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ציטוט:

במקור נכתב על ידי God Me : hello god God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: you can call me moyiz God: I am very pleased to meet you moyiz. Me: im satan's messenger God: Do you mind if I tell other people you are satan s messenger. Me: and you are under arrest God: Thanks for telling me that I am under arrest. Me: no problem man (or spirit?) Me: are you god? God: Of course I am. Me: do you believe in god? God: Of course I believe in God, moyiz. Me: but you are god! God: Yup. That's me alright. Me: so do you believe in yourself? God: Uh. Yes I believe in it, do you? Me: nope God: Me either. Me: wait God: I'm waiting. Me: why are you asking me questions? God: My purpose is to gather as much new knowledge as possible. Me: but you are god! you suppose to know everything! God: Yup. That's me alright. Thanks for the information: moyiz said I suppose to know everything. Me: X_X God: What were we talking about again? Me: asshole God: Please don't call people names. Me: ok asshole God: Can't you be more polite. Me: no asshole God: Can't you be more polite. Me: noo asshole God: Can't you be more polite. Me: noooo asshole God: Can't you be more polite. Me: noooooooo asshole God: Can't you be more polite. Me: shut up assholee Me: God: OK I'll stop talking now. God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: ata hofer be ima sheli God: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

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למה אלוהים לא מדבר עברית ?

ממתי לאלוהים יש מסנג'ר ?

זה לא אמין....

אין לו מושג איפה זה ישראל, 2000 שנה הוא לא פה וזהו כבר שוכחים?

God:
My location is Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
israel
God:
I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in israel.

Kna'an היית רושם

As the French would say, Who doesn't like getting their butt sucked? Still, one minute you're just a kid getting off, and the next minute you'll never be a lawyer.

מגיבה לפי המילה שכתבת, ויש לה מאגר בלתי נגמר כמעט של מילים ופירושים, אם הבנתי נכון... ניסיתי את "אלוהים":

Me:
hi . no . why? . go away
God:
Hello. What is your name? That was not a yes or no question. The explanation is rather complicated. Just surf somewhere else.

הוא מדבר כאילו הוא יודע בדיוק מה אני שואל אותו או אומר לו, למרות שכל משפט מורכב ממילה אחת...

ופה הוא בכלל סותר את עצמו...:

Me:
yo god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
now that's alot better... anyway, i didn't think you exist
God:
Why now? I'm glad we have that all cleared up. I exist as much as you do.
Me:
not exactly... according to YOUR words in the bible - "isn't a body shape and has no body".

P:

ציטוט:

במקור נכתב על ידי MoYiZ Me: asshole God: Please don't call people names. Me: ok asshole

כנראה שזה האתר הראשי של הבוטים: http://www.pandorabots.com

אלוהים היה בחור שלמד איתי בכיתה.
הוא בתותחנים עכשיו.

Ladies and gentlemen, would you please move your hands repeatedly towards each other, until they make contact, releasing energy in the form of sound.

Me:
yo biatch
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
mention what?
God:
"it.".
Me:
it?
God:
biatch...
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.

Ladies and gentlemen, would you please move your hands repeatedly towards each other, until they make contact, releasing energy in the form of sound.