הנה אתר שאתם נכנסים אליו ומנהלים שיחה אנונימית עם מי שהמחשב בוחר באקראיות http://omegle.com/
זה נורא כיף D:

אם יש לכם לוגים משעשעים של שיחות, תרשמו אותם פה
הנה אחד הראשונים שלי:

ציטוט:

Stranger: hi there You: Hallo Stranger: watsup? Stranger: tell me something about yourself You: Ich bin groß, und Sie? Stranger: sorry i dont' understand You: don't speak german? You: what language o you speak? You: i speak them all Stranger: sorry no, i'm from USA Stranger: i speak english and vietnamese You: oh.. sorry... free-translation.com can't translate to vietnamese

כמה סוטים

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תואר בהנדסה זה כמו כוכבת פורנו. בסוף יש כסף טוב אבל בדרך עושים אותך מאחורה...

סביר להניח שלפחות חצי מהם זה אני P:

איזה אתר מוזר

חתימתכם הוסרה כיוון שלא עמדה בחוקי האתר. לפרטים נוספים לחצו כאן. תוכלו לקבל עזרה להתאמת החתימה לחוקים בפורום חתימות וצלמיות.

ניהלתי שיחה עם מישהי בת 17 מפינלנד.
אמרתי לה שאני מאוד מאוד אוהב את פינלנד כי יש לי נוקיה
אז שאלתי אותה אם מוציאים להורג אנשים שיש להם מוטורולה

אז היא ניתקה.

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תואר בהנדסה זה כמו כוכבת פורנו. בסוף יש כסף טוב אבל בדרך עושים אותך מאחורה...

לא שורפים אנשים או תולים אותם מהראש בכיכר של עיר הבירה שלהם בגלל זה.

חחח דיברתי עם אחת בת 16 מפינלד אמרתי לה אני בן 84 אז היא ברחה

הו, זה נחמד!
דיברתי עם מישהו בן 20 מסין. הוא אמר שהוא ראה באינטרנט איזו כתבה על בנות ישראל שמסתובבות עם נשק כשהן הולכות לקניות :\

כן, זה היה מקרה ידוע מלפני כמה חודשים ואף פורסם בעיתונות

באחד הפורומים הסיניים פתחו אשכול תמונות של חיילות ישראליות..
הרבה תמונות שנלקחו מפרופילים בפייסבוק וכאלה
חלקן בפוזות סקסיות O:

מיותר לציין שממשלת סין צנזרה בסופו של דבר את הדברים אך נשארו עותקים פה ושם

תוספים לפורום
קורס לטינית בלעדי לפרש, בפורום שפות ובלשנות.

רגע, וואט? הסבר את העניין בבקשה..
לא ממש הבנתי על מה הוא מדבר אז אמרתי שזה שטויות :|

אנסה למצוא לך מידע
(ואולי העתק של האשכול O: )

תוספים לפורום
קורס לטינית בלעדי לפרש, בפורום שפות ובלשנות.

אופס... שכחתי מזה לגמרי, מצטער

הנה פוסט לדוגמא על הסיפור:
http://www.chinasmack.com/pictures/...izen-reactions/


הנה 2 אשכולות סיניים עם תמונות משם:
http://bbs.ifeng.com/viewthread.php?tid=3500026
http://club.pchome.net/topic_1_15_3268897_1__.html




עכשיו אני שם לב למשהו, באשכול הראשון זו לא אליאנה שלנו?? O:

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תוספים לפורום
קורס לטינית בלעדי לפרש, בפורום שפות ובלשנות.

היא באמת דומה לה O:

קוד:

 
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: how ru?
You: Fine thank you
You: What is your weight and height?
Stranger: 1m88 59kg:D
Stranger: XDD
You: female i guess?
Stranger: male:S
You: ooo
You: me too
Stranger: ok
Stranger: :S
You: wanna make surf and turf?
Stranger: nope
You: why not?
Stranger: u gay?
You: no
You: I am just asking if...
Stranger: if what?:S
You:If you want to do sweet sweet cyber love to me?
You: Please say cucumber
Your conversational partner has disconnected

האתר הזה פשוט ענק!!!

As the French would say, Who doesn't like getting their butt sucked? Still, one minute you're just a kid getting off, and the next minute you'll never be a lawyer.

D:

Canon 7D + Canon 20D + Canon 24-105L IS F/4 + Sigma 10-20EX F/4-5.6 + Canon 50mm F/1.8 + Sigma 70-300 APO DG F/4-5.6 + Canon Speedlight 580EX

www.talnitzan.co.il

ציטוט:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: do u have a webcam ? You: aha Stranger: m/f? You: which one would you prefer? Stranger: f You: then i am an f Stranger: Stranger: wanna camsex? You: sorry... You: i can't get pregnant now i don't have money You: to support a child Your conversational partner has disconnected.

קוד:

Stranger: are you smokin a spliff?

You: yes

You: right now

Stranger: nice

You: u 2?

Stranger: yea yo

You: where r u from?

Stranger: where you from

Stranger: aha

You: lol

Stranger: canada

You: cool

Stranger: you?

You: usa

Stranger: oh shit

You: CA

You: lol

Stranger: aha awsome

Stranger: you get good shit there?

You: uhh hard to get something good here

You: but yeah

You: i know a good one

Stranger: in ca??

You: police and shit

You: they're everywhere

Stranger: how much does 80 heads cost there?

You: depends on dealer

You: how much in canada?

Stranger: like average

Stranger: 200 bucks

You: oh

Stranger: you?

You: 260..

You: :(

Stranger: if you were a real pot smoker, you'd no 80 heads cost 40 bucks.

You: lol, that's true

Stranger: don't waste my fucking time you skid poser. 

קוד:

Stranger: hi

Stranger: from?

You: hi

You: ehh.. why are you getting closer to me

You: ohhh

You: WTF!!!

You: PLEASE NO

You: DONT DO IT

Stranger: lol

You: DONT KILL ME

You: PUT THE GUN DOWN

Stranger: I WONT

You: THEN WE TALK

Stranger: i just wanna play

You: NOOO!!! NOT MY LEG

Stranger: WAIT

You: ILL DO ANYTHING

You: WHAT!@

Stranger: im aming for your arm!

Stranger: aiming

You: OH RIGHT, SORRY

You: NOT MY ARM!!!!

You: ILL PAY YOU

Stranger: BANG!!!

You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You: IM BLEEDING

You: HELP ME

You: PLEASE!

You: NOT THE SECOND ARM!

You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Stranger: NOW YOUR EAR

You: JUST LEAVE ME TO DIE

Stranger: gonna shoot of yo ear

You: FINISH ME

Stranger: AIGHT


Stranger: 3

You: DO IT!!! YOU SMOKE FUCK

Stranger: 2

Stranger: 1

Stranger: BAAAANNGGG!!!!

You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You: AOUHHH

Stranger: ok ur dead

You: ~died~

Stranger: and your very sick at mind

You: ty 

איזה זר חמוד!

when injustice becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.

ציטוט:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: Hi You: f 19 us You: you? Stranger: 20 m usa Stranger: delaware You: ooh You: Texas You: Austin Stranger: cool You: I have big *****! You: Do you have big *****? Stranger: 7.5 inches Stranger: and fat You: wow You: really? Stranger: you lookin to cyber You: i want you in me!!! You: now~~ Stranger: well i wish i wa in texas You: Dear Lord! Stranger: youd be on you knees You: praying for Jesus? Stranger: having your little ***** ravaged You: f**king perv You: ew Stranger: lol You: i am catholic for god sake! Stranger: lol thought you were horny You: no i wasnt :S Stranger: lol Stranger: aky You: I am calling the authorities Your conversational partner has disconnected.

צינזרתי מה שצריך.

As the French would say, Who doesn't like getting their butt sucked? Still, one minute you're just a kid getting off, and the next minute you'll never be a lawyer.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: asl
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: f 19 us
Stranger: you?
You: 20 m usa
You: delaware
Stranger: ooh
Stranger: Texas
Stranger: Austin
You: cool
Stranger: I have big bible!
Stranger: Do you have big bible?
You: 7.5 inches
You: and fat
Stranger: wow
Stranger: really?
You: you lookin to cyber
Stranger: i want you in me!!!
Stranger: now~~
You: well i wish i wa in texas
Stranger: Dear Lord!
You: youd be on you knees
Stranger: praying for Jesus?
You: having your little pussy ravaged
Stranger: fucking perv
Stranger: ew
You: lol
Stranger: i am catholic for god sake!
You: lol thought you were horny
Stranger: no i wasnt :S
You: lol
You: aky
Stranger: I am calling the authorities

"I belong to the warrior in whom the old ways have joined the new"

עובדה שבמקום הכוכביות היה רשום Bible!!

As the French would say, Who doesn't like getting their butt sucked? Still, one minute you're just a kid getting off, and the next minute you'll never be a lawyer.

ומה הבעיה?

"I belong to the warrior in whom the old ways have joined the new"

ציטוט:

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi You: Stranger: are you a femaleeee? You: good question You: actually, i'm not sure Stranger: DO YOU HAVE A DYCKKK? You: if i got both things, what am i? Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hii
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: male or female?
You: f
You: you?
Stranger: I am male
Stranger: How old are you?
You: where are you from?
Stranger: Europe and u?
You: Netania
You: do you know Netania?
Stranger: am.. Not really

חחחחXD

אני לא בטוח לגבי זה

ציטוט:

במקור נכתב על ידי Omegle You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi,i've never kissed someone =/ You: me nither :( Stranger: oh Stranger: asl? You: 18/m/israel You: u? Stranger: 15/m/brazil You: u wanna kiss? Stranger: no Stranger: oh Stranger: yeah Stranger: but i'm not gay man You: not gay at all Stranger: oh Stranger: i thinked that you said if i wanted to kiss you You: thats what i said Stranger: oh Stranger: i'm not ga man =/ Stranger: sorry You: its not gay as long as balls are not touching Stranger: '-' You: :D You: so are we doing it or what? Stranger: no Stranger: Bob Dylan - The Times They Are A-Changin’ Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Immortals, we put their name to the test
רבולוציה! די קפיטליזם!

ענק!

Go Herzl.

ציטוט:

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: I am masturbating with stolen cheese Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ladies and gentlemen, would you please move your hands repeatedly towards each other, until they make contact, releasing energy in the form of sound.

אתר מצחיק

ציטוט:

Stranger: hey You: hello Stranger: location? You:israel.. you? Your conversational partner has disconnected.

חח מעולה D:

You: hi
You: location?
Stranger: haule
Stranger: you?
You: israel
Stranger: wrong answer
Stranger: munich!!!
You: lol
Stranger: respect man
Stranger: kill the muslims
You: amen
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. -Rick Cook

שיחה רצינית +[ B]-[/B] (יש דגש על המינוס)

ציטוט:

You: hellp Stranger: as greeting gift i give you fire Stranger: fire hurt you? You: 10x Stranger: jump in river You: i love fire Stranger: pyromaniac You: we dont have water Stranger: you should be in jail You: i know You: asl? Stranger: heavens not open and give you rain? You: god sucks so no Stranger: he is cruel basterd You: in did Stranger: indeedy? You: maybe Stranger: you like to ride buffalo? You: i like to eat buffalo wings Stranger: they gentle creature as is elephant Stranger: buffalo no have wings... You: so what mcdonals sells? Stranger: mc donald sell saw dust and cat droppings You: mcdonalds* Stranger: mixed with cinese newspapers You: and i love it Stranger: nutricious You: they dont tast good Stranger: to answer earlier question I frmale rabbit from narnia, two hundred and twent nine and 11 months is my age Stranger: and you? You: i'm the FSM Stranger: extrappalate? You: the flying spaghetti monster Stranger: IT WAS YOU! Stranger: ALL THOSE YEARS YOU TORMENTED ME IN THE NIGHT NIMES You: yes i did it all You: want some more? Stranger: HOW COULD YOU!? BE ASHAMED THE TOMATO SAUCE WAS UNNECCESARRY LET ME ADD Stranger: no i bloomin' well don't Stranger: you flipping rebel! You: i'm not flipping it's just look like i do Stranger: ah the acrobatics is fun no? You: only in bed You: you sexy rabbit Stranger: yes, matresses are essential for safety and no broken nones are caused You: sure Stranger: you should be sure! You: so maybe i am You: but what if not? Stranger: well then you would be an indecisive little rebel and I would lose all respect for you Stranger: you do not want to lose that, i have high respect for you as of now You: i will still be the FSM the only one how can control the IPU Stranger: IPU....i am not 'up' with this lingo You: the invisible pink unicorn Stranger: BUDDY!!! Stranger: I LOVE YOU You: same here Stranger: oh you are to kind Stranger: *too gosh forgot my grammar there Stranger: :O You: so should i been worse? Stranger: heaps badder You: u know android? Stranger: i know of an Android You: the google os? Stranger: although it is a common name so we may know different ones Stranger: oh no, mine is not to do with google, he lives uner my house Stranger: *under You: you talk about bender? You: from futurama? Stranger: he's a bastard Stranger: a right twat that one You: but you got to love him You: i'm listing to Be Invisible by Eatliz, you know eatliz? Stranger: no...i'm not forced into relationships of unrequited love, he may have feelings for me buyt just because he is a hansom, strong man it does not mean the attraction is mutual Stranger: neeeeeeeeeeeber herd ob dem You: you lost so much You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJVY6-Jx5Pc Stranger: i shall look them up ;) Stranger: is good! :D Stranger: thankyou Stranger: ^two words Stranger: stop trying to be serious! Stranger: you've been the most fun all night You: they have many good songs, but this is the best You: what night? it's day Stranger: i've had so many boring people only looking for sexy talk Stranger: i pity them You: sexy talks are fun Stranger: but talks about cat poo and buffalos can be just as fun *avuncular wink* You: what is *avuncular wink* ? You: i use the web interface? Stranger: to wind as an uncle would Stranger: *wink Stranger: gosh that sounded dirty Stranger: ;) Stranger: must go now, well played anon. jolly good show :D You: most rapes inside the family are made by the uncle, si what is an uncle wink? You: so* not si Stranger: ugh look up Tim Minchin You: ok Stranger: you will understand You: *googling* You: found http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6raVzrbqrM Stranger: he is wonderful and will further educate you in ways schools cannot Stranger: you will like him even more if your mentions of God earlier are indicitive of your beliefs

חתימתכם הוסרה כיוון שלא עמדה בחוקי האתר. לפרטים נוספים לחצו כאן. תוכלו לקבל עזרה להתאמת החתימה לחוקים בפורום חתימות וצלמיות.

ציטוט:

במקור נכתב על ידי בן אור שיחה רצינית +[ B]-[/B] (יש דגש על המינוס)

לא, אין דגש..
לא סגרת טוב את התג...

תוספים לפורום
קורס לטינית בלעדי לפרש, בפורום שפות ובלשנות.

בגלל זה כתבתי שיש דרג ועל ידי כך הדגשתי אותו

חתימתכם הוסרה כיוון שלא עמדה בחוקי האתר. לפרטים נוספים לחצו כאן. תוכלו לקבל עזרה להתאמת החתימה לחוקים בפורום חתימות וצלמיות.

Stranger: hi

You: Salam

Stranger: salami

You: Turkey?

Stranger: chicken

You: Haha))

Stranger: chickens the best

You: From Israel?

Stranger: im american

You: Good sense of humor.

Stranger: asl

You: 27.

Stranger: 25

You: Female?

Stranger: nope

You: I knw!

You: knew

Stranger: you

You: How did you find this chat?

You: Male

Stranger: friend told me

You: It's like chatting with your computer,don't you find it?)

Stranger: no..depends on the person you meet

Stranger: people trying to be formal seems like your computer

You: Now I sure for 101% you are a human being. Some here seems like robots.

Stranger: ya

You: You are american,but before I have spoken with a child 14,from Spain:he was a real robot...

Stranger: not entirely sure that a tenth of the time they are robots though

You: No,just the way they make the conversation

Stranger: since you cant automatically be connected to a person a hundred percent of the time with only a thousand persons on

You: Indeed.

Stranger: doesnt seem possible

You: The reactions seem to be too hurry.Like:hi-hello! Without even thinking.

Stranger: yea

You: =)

You: Do you have this mexican influenza there?

Stranger: though most definitely are real people

Stranger: well i try not to think about that

You: Of course.Anyway,I hope so.

You: Haha))In Israel we already have 3-4 cases...

Stranger: there has only been 1 death here in the us..it may be TECHNICALLY a pandemic, but its definitely not by definition

Stranger: and shouldnt nearly be on the news as much as it is imo

You: Too much panic,IMHO. And a lot of money for farmauceft companies.

Stranger: yea

שלום בכל מחיר-פילוסופיה של עבדים.
Ceterum censeo "Palaestinam" esse delendam
אם אין אני לי, מי לי? וכשאני לעצמי, מה אני? ואם לא עכשיו, אימתי?

Stranger: Hii!
You: Hi
You: I'm hungry |:
Stranger: why?
You: cuz I don't have legs to take myself to the kitchen to make some food
Your conversational partner has disconnected

אני לא מאמינה שהוא התנתק בגלל זה. אנחנו חיים בחברה מנוכרת
]=

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הוי, זה ממש עצוב!

קניבלית מנומסת.

שיחה של ידיד שלי עם איזה בחורצ'יק :|

ציטוט:

Stranger: hey Stranger: where do u come from? You: how r u Stranger: fine Stranger: and u? You: Palestine You: im ok Stranger: Palestine? You: where U from Stranger: china You: yes Stranger: and u? Stranger: what does Palestine mean? You: its place in the middle east Stranger: oh i see Stranger: haha Stranger: how old r u? You: its arab country but the israelis took our land Stranger: yeah i see Stranger: i didn't realize right now,sorry You: dirty jews Stranger: agreed Stranger: r u from jerusalem? You: hebron Stranger: r there any israelis there? You: yes Stranger: you dont talk with them right? You: never Stranger: we chinese like Yasser Arafat very much Stranger: he is a real hero You: yes You: and bin laden to Stranger: do u have a facebook? You: no Stranger: how old r u? You: 32 Stranger: what do u do? You: i am fighter in al kaida palestine Stranger: oh, i've heard that You: i kill over 30 jews Stranger: wow! Stranger: it's amazing! Stranger: maybe u can come to china some day You: U muslim? Stranger: no, but there is one in our dorm Stranger: a lot of muslim in china, u know You: yes i know Stranger: have u ever to china? You: i was onley in palestineiraq and afghanistan Stranger: is it easy for our chinese to the arab country? You: i didnt understand Stranger: is it difficult if i want to go to palestine? Stranger: for a visit You: no Stranger: actually i want to go to Jerusalem since i was 16 You: you can but i cant Stranger: but as u said, it's hard Stranger: why? it's ur capital right? You: its under israelis Stranger: u have the right!! You: i am wanted Stranger: ... Stranger: why u said this to me? do u trust me? You: 15 years ago i saw bin laden Stranger: and then? You: i shook his hand Stranger: how did u feel? You: exiting Stranger: such as rabin? Stranger: i can imagine Stranger: i think some israelis r good You: ?? Stranger: rabin, former president of israel You: no right to state of israel You: the jews from europe You: came to palestin Stranger: i've got to go,nice talking to u, do u have an e-mail where i can keep in touch u? You: its problem You: im wanted You: i dont have e mail Your conversational partner has disconnected.

o.O

Ladies and gentlemen, would you please move your hands repeatedly towards each other, until they make contact, releasing energy in the form of sound.

אכן, שירות הסברה מעולה

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. -Rick Cook

חח כה

בשיחת ההסברה היחידה שהתקרבתי ללנהל, הבחור מהצד השני זרק לעברי כ"כ הרבה טענות מטומטמות כ"כ מהר שלפני שהספקתי לענות לו, הוא התנתק ]=

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הייתי חייב, כרוניקה של ניתוק ידוע מראש:
You: hi

Stranger: heyy

You: where are you from...?

Stranger: Malaysia , you

You: Israel

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

"בטבע הסוס הוא בלונדינית מטומטמת. גם טיפש וגם בעל נורמות מיניות מופקרות.אי לכך, אני גאה להיות חמור."

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ותודה לדורון

חחח דווקא מעכשיו אני אומרת לכולם "אני אגיד לך מאיפה אני רק אם תבטיח לא להתנתק לאחר מכן".
ועכשיו אני דווקא מדברת עם מישהו מצ'כיה שבא לו ממש לבקר כאן.

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"עזוב, כולם מנתקים כשאני מגלה להם..."
"נווו באמא שלך, אני לא כמו כולם!"

הצחיק אותי שהוא סיני שמדבר על זכויות:S

As the French would say, Who doesn't like getting their butt sucked? Still, one minute you're just a kid getting off, and the next minute you'll never be a lawyer.

קוד:

 
Stranger: hey
 
You: Nigger?
 
Stranger: i prefer black :/
 
You: Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger 
 
You: Nigger...
 
Stranger: lol
 
Stranger: your life sucks

=\ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ציטוט:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: ENGLAAAAND? D: You: NOOOOOOOOOOO Your conversational partner has disconnected.

עריכה:

ציטוט:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: ENGLANDDDDDDDDDD? Stranger: yep You: seriously? O: Stranger: yeah

ראיתי יותר מהעשב של השכן

ציטוט:

You: hi Stranger: howdy howdy Stranger: whats happenin? You: want some weed? You: i'm selling Stranger: sweet You: it's good staff Stranger: give me 10 lbs You: only 50$ Stranger: omg Stranger: what a deal You: i know Stranger: i'd be stupid not too Stranger: just send it to my address and.... Stranger: oh wait a minute Stranger: you almost had me there You: where you at? You: i'll send it You: if you will not pay i'll send my guys Stranger: uh oh You: so you better pay, it's only 50$ Stranger: will they break my legs? Stranger: i like my legs You: they will break what every they need to get 100$ Stranger: oh now its 100? Stranger: what happened to 50? You: the guys need payment Stranger: ah, thats smart You: i been around Stranger: you are a smart business man You: thank you You: so you want some? Stranger: hittin that target market on omegle Stranger: sure send it You: where to? Stranger: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Stranger: washington, DC You: ok i'll send it in the next 24h Stranger: awesome Stranger: then you'll be in federal jail You: i just saw the washington guys ask for 100$ if not pay You: i pay taxs Stranger: you know that address is the white house, right? Stranger: probably not cuz you're a wanna be drug dealer You: i will send you where ever you leave You: the white house is fine Stranger: you must be makin tons of money off this site Stranger: what a genius Stranger: supply and demand You: every one want ther weed Stranger: you think You: so you really leave in the big house? Stranger: you two dimensional person Stranger: what do you think? You: the prisedent is buse Stranger: you cant even spell You: i know it's a problem Stranger: at least you acknowledge it You: thats why i'm a deeler Stranger: time be ruff You: so where to send it? Stranger: gots to get that paper Stranger: 123 Fake Street You: what state? Stranger: new york, new york You: i'll just trace you ip ok? Stranger: oh right You: so it will come in a week or so You: can *weed if you dont get it You: call* not can Stranger: ill be waiting with the police You: they want some to? Stranger: k You: NY cop will need more then 10lbs You: i can give you a deal for them and you will deliver the cops

חתימתכם הוסרה כיוון שלא עמדה בחוקי האתר. לפרטים נוספים לחצו כאן. תוכלו לקבל עזרה להתאמת החתימה לחוקים בפורום חתימות וצלמיות.

Stranger: hey

You: hi...

You: where r u from?

Stranger: holland

Stranger: u?

You: Israel

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: 17/m/horny
You: 17/m/gay. are you still horny?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: well i dont want to sound like an ass or anything, but im kind of on a mission

You: which is?

Stranger: to find a girl who wants to cam with me, and by cam, i mean have virtual sex

Stranger: dont be offended btw im not pressuring you to haha

You: lol that's fine. I'm not that girl. but good luck LOL

Stranger: lol

Stranger: have any tips?

Stranger: from a girls perspective?

You: umm. not sure if omegle is the place u want to try. theres only 1605 people around here and most of them are trolls

Stranger: lol

Stranger: true

Stranger: good point

You: and the other part is mostly horny guys who look for camming P:

Stranger: lool

You: so umm best of luck. good bye XD

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קוד:

 
 
Stranger: asl
 
You: 18
 
You: usa
 
You: m
 
You: you?
 
Stranger: u suck
 
You: why?
 
Stranger: get a life u fat shit

מה הוא רוצה ממני? מה זה ה ASL הזה????
עזרה...חחח


עוד שיחה שלי עם מישהו

קוד:

 
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: yooo
You: yo yo
You: asl
Stranger: asl
You: ?
You: hhh
You: im 18
You: you?
Stranger: im 19
You: where from ?
Stranger: florida
Stranger: you?
You: israel
You: respect
Stranger: I was there this summer
Stranger: are you a guy or girl?
You: rly?
You: im a male
You: you jew ?
Stranger: yes I was there on birthright
You: nice man.... when i said israel i thougt you will hang up on me
Stranger: lol 
Stranger: No you're in good company
You: so how is florida?
Stranger: Nice..warm.
You: wow i bet there is a lot of chiks there
Stranger: Do you have to join IDF soon?
You: yes
Stranger: Are you scared?
You: no man i want to go to the prartroopers unit
You: its my dream
Stranger: Nice
Stranger: Did you ever skydive before?
You: no but i want to
Stranger: Yeah me too
Stranger: just not in battle
You: im planing to do before the army every thing i can
Stranger: I can imagine...
You: so i get all of this crazy stuff planed out
Stranger: like what?
You: MILF
You: you know
Stranger: lol
You: hahaha
Stranger: fuck a mom?
You: hell yeah
Stranger: lol
Stranger: thats funny
Stranger: what else?
You: mmm
You: to learn to play
You: a guitar
You: chiks diggs that
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Do you want to go to school after?
You: like college?
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: I'm in college now
You: rly ? i saw american pie
Stranger: lol
You: i was sicked
Stranger: crazy right?
You: yeah
You: party big time
Stranger: yes every weekend
Stranger: but the thing is...
Stranger: it's illegal to drink alcohol here if you're younger than 2
Stranger: 21*
Stranger: So it's always a risk
You: ooo... its 18 limit in Israel
You: so we drink a lot
Stranger: haha
Stranger: I remember
Stranger: I drank absinthe and beer when I was there
Stranger: Absinthe is illegal to everyone here
Stranger: ha vodka?
You: fo sure
You: lol...there you got sex and the city man
Stranger: lol
Stranger: everythings different than in movies and TV
Stranger: girls are all very hot here
You: nooo u seriouse?
Stranger: but its hard to get with them because most are stuck up bitches
You: like JAP?
Stranger: what does that mean?
You: Jew American princess
Stranger: lol maybe
Stranger: Do you have facebook?
You: yeah... 
Stranger: whats your name, I'll find you
You: ********
You: keep it jew man
You: im outta here
 

ASL = age, sex, location

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: impress me!
Stranger: my penis is 8.5 inches long
You: umm mine is 8.7 \:
Your conversational partner has disconnected

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חחח את טובה בזה!

אחרי כמה זמן פשוט נהיה לי משעמם אז אני אומרת לכולם שאני מרת'ה סטוארט ואני מחפשת סייברסקס, ואני פשוט נהנת לראות אותם מתנתקים בצרורות.

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קודם תבררי אם זה לא ילד קטן בן 9... היו לי כבר כאלה

(בשביל כאלה אני מייקל ג'קסון שמחפש סייבר סקס)

ציטוט:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi =D Stranger: hi Stranger: i'm looking for carmela You: sorry... i'm not carmela Your conversational partner has disconnected.

אומגד

ציטוט:

Stranger: oh are you horny? Stranger: lol You: sure Stranger: wanna fuk me? Stranger: i have neva fuked a jewish girl...maybe il see what its like You: through the computer? i dont think i'll be able to do that Stranger: how would you like to do it then? Stranger: you are always invited to my bedroom if you want You: if you'll pay for my flight, why not Stranger: anythin for u You: how nice. Stranger: wah wud u do to me wen u cum ova? You: i'll introduce you to your right hand

קוד:

  You: hi :D
Stranger: ]-[e||0
You: w0w
You: 1337 h4x0rz
You: :D
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: how are you?
You: so who r u stranger? :P
You: i'm fine thanks.. u ?:D
Stranger: I'm meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *does a twirl*
Stranger: i'm goood
You: wait
You: you're yoooooooooooooooooooooou? O_o
Stranger: Yeeeeah creepy huh?
You: i like creepy stuff :D
You: it turns me on ... lol
You: :D
Stranger: ooooh lala :D
You: sooo.. you're a guy or a girl?
You: :P
Stranger: girrrl
Stranger: o.O
Stranger: i think
You: yeah that is creepy :o
Stranger: verrrry *shudders*
You: last time i check.. i was a girl too
You: i dunno maybe someone cut my.. uuhmm..
You: :O
Stranger: oh mai. *covers eyes*
Stranger: does it hurt?
You: it hurts loving you
You: :(
Stranger: awww, but i don't want it to hurt!
You: so don't leave me
You: :(
Stranger: I will never
Stranger: *hugs*
You: ooo u cute :D
You: *licks u*
You: oops :\

קוד:

Stranger: hey

You: yo yo yo

You: :D

Stranger: straight, gay or bi

You: bi :o

Stranger: are u male?

You: female..

Stranger: srry gay boy

You: u gay?

You: ooo :(

You: what a shame :(

Stranger: yea sorry

Canon EOS 350D + 28-90mm + 580EX II + 17-50mm

קוד:

 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i like cucombersa.
You: cucumbers
You: :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

קוד:

Stranger: hello

You: hi

You: i like cucumbers :D


Stranger: i like tomatos

Stranger: :d

You: that's lame..

You: :|

Canon EOS 350D + 28-90mm + 580EX II + 17-50mm

קוד:

Stranger: what do you like?

You: i like many things

Stranger: fuck you

Stranger: good bye .i.__(¬¬)

ציטוט:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hi! Stranger: whats your name You: jack You: and yours? Stranger: john Your conversational partner has disconnected.

חחחחחחחח


ריזה בזבוז זמן משעשע!

"עדיף לשתוק ולהחשב לטיפש מאשר לפתוח את הפה ולהוכיח שזה נכון"

אתם לא שפויים בחיי,צריך לפתוח מחלקה בשבילכם בשלוותא.

[התמונה הבאה מגיעה מקישור שלא מתחיל ב https ולכן לא הוטמעה בדף כדי לשמור על https תקין: http://up96.siz.co.il/up2/nmxcjiytjtzm.gif]

תכלס אתה צודק...
(למרות שזה קצת נחמד לנסות את זה-עד שאתה פוגש את הסוטה הראשון......)

מה, הסוטים הם הכי כיפים.