• You think the song "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead should replace the national anthem.
• Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle.
• Your bong is taller than your dog.
• It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint.
• You set your wedding date for 4/20.
• You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday.
• You spent your last bit of money to score some herbs and don't have enough gas money to get home but you don't care.
• You start every sentence with - uhhh!.
• You intentionally roll seeds in your joints on independence day so you can hear the popping because you don't have money to buy fireworks.
• You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week.
• You wear sunglasses at night, and see better.
• You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter.
• Your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator.
• Your bong gets washed more than your dishes.
• You sell your car for gas money
• You are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, "Is that my cigarette?"
  
• You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home!
• Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device....
• Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone.
• Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep."
• You thought the ebola virus was a type of weed.
• You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out.
• You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning.
• You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other pothead friends.