27-07-2012, 20:45
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חבר מתאריך: 15.07.02
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שיחה מתוך אומגל בהשראת השיחה שצורפה מקודם:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: YOLO!
You: BOLO!
Stranger: HOLOOO
You: LEMON!
Stranger: BA BA BA BA BA NA NA
You: KU KU KU KU RIKU
You: YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN!
Stranger: SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS
Stranger: OH WAAAWWW I'M FLATTERED
You: ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SAY THE SPECIAL WORD 5 TIMES STRAIT NOW
Stranger: ))
Stranger: WHAAATTT
You: HOW ABOUT APPLES?
You: ARE YOU PACKING? I HOPE YOU ARE PACKING
Stranger: APPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLES
You: GOOD! NOW PACK YOUR STAFF!
Stranger: ALL DONE, CAPT!
You: YOU HAVE TO WEAR THE MAGSHUBLIEM SUIT!
Stranger: WHAT'S A MAGSHUBLIEM SUIT, SIR?!!
You: ITS A SPECIAL SUIT THAT LETS YOU WALK ON THE BARLUMED ROAD
You: WITHOUT IT YOU WILL TURN INTO A VALDUMPY
Stranger: AAAANNDD WHAT'S A VALDUMPY, SIR?! IS THAT SOME KIND OF VAMPIRE HUMPTY DUMPTY, SIR?!
Stranger: FORGIVE ME, SIR! I KNOW NOTHING! I'LL GO HARAKIRI NOW!
You: YOU HAVE TO STAY HERE
You: HARAKIRI IS FAR FAR AWAY AND WE HAVE TO KEEP THE TORTILLAS SAVED
Stranger: OH GOD NOOOO
You: NOW TELL ME CAPT. CAN YOU STAND ON YOUR NOSE ONLY?
Stranger: WHAT ABOUT THE BACON SIR?!
Stranger: WE HAVE TO SAVE THE BACOOONSSSS
You: THE BACONS ARE ALL GONE NOW.. SORRY CAPT
Stranger: WHAATT
Stranger: I.. I... YOU'LL HAVE TO GO ON WITHOUT ME SIR
You: WE HAVE TO GROUP UP AGAINST EVERYBODY ELSE! DONT BAIL ON ME NOW!
You: IM SENDING YOU A CHOPPER IT WILL PICK YOU UP
Stranger: I GET IT. WE HAVE TO SAVE THE TORTILLAS!
You: BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE NOSE-SEAT
Stranger: KAY SIR! I'VE LOST MY LEG SIR, GUESS I'LL BE WALKING WITH MY NOSE!
You: GOOD NOW, DO YOU REMEMBER HOW TO USE THE M-95 RS?
Stranger: I DO, SIR! IT'S AS EASY AS TYING MY OWN SHOELACE, SIR!
You: VERY WELL! THE PLACE WE ARE HEADING IS FULL WITH ENEMY MALES
You: WE HAVE TO KEEP OUR COVER AS MALES!
Stranger: GAAAAHHHH MALEEESSSS
Stranger: OKAY SIR! I AM ABLE!
Stranger: I'VE WATCHED MULAN
Stranger: I KNOW ALL THE TRICKS
You: DO NOT WEAR A SKINNY JEANS NO MATTER WHAT!!!
Stranger: WHAT ABOUT A CROP TEE SIR?!
Stranger: I CAN SHOOT FROM MY BELLY SIR! WE CAN WIN
You: YES WE CAN!!
You: YOU'LL GO FROM THE RIGHT
You: AND I'LL DO FROM THE RIGHT TOO
You: THEY WILL GET CONFUSED
Stranger: OKAAAYY! LET'S SAVE THE TORTILLAAAASSSS
You: ARE YOU READY?
Stranger: SIR YES SIR!
You: WAIT WAIT WAIT... HOW TALL ARE YOU?
Stranger: LET'S GET THIS DONE!
You: CAN YOU DESPISE YOURSELF AS A GIRAFFE?
Stranger: SIIIRR! I'M A MIDGET! I THOUGHT YOU KNOW THAT ALREADY?! WHY MUST YOU BRING THAT UP IN TIMES LIKE THESE
Stranger: AND A GIRAFFE?! SIR YOU OFFEND ME SIR. YOU STAB ME RIGHT IN THE HEART
You: IM SORRY
You: CAN WE STILL TEAM UP?
Stranger: IT'S OKAY SIR. YAO MING OFFENDED ME ONCE. I THINK I CAN SURVIVE WITH A LITTLE GIRAFFE JOKE
Stranger: SHALL WE SAVE THE TORTILLAS NOOOWWWW?!!!!
You: YES!!! WE HAVE TO RECON FIRST!
Stranger: SIR THERE'S A GIRAFFE RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
You: QUICK USE THE M-95!
Stranger: SIR?
Stranger: I... UH... I THINK... I AIMED WRONG
You: WHAT DID YOU HIT SOMETHING?!
Stranger: I HIT YOUR HEAD YOU CRAZY CAPTAIN! YOU DON'T FEEL A THING?!
You: I CANT FEEL A THING.. REMEMBER
You: ?
Stranger: OH GOD. YOU HAVE CONGENITAL ANALGESIA *GASP*
You: WE HAVE TO GET THE PMBOK
You: FAST
Stranger: BUT SIR, YOUR LEG HAS JUST BEEN SHOT BY THE MALES!
Stranger: YOU STILL DONT FEEL A THING?!
You: I DONT I HAVE TO USE THE GUID TO PROCCEED
Stranger: YOU'RE AWESOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEE *RAINBOW PUKE*
You: LOL
Stranger: LOL NOTHING BEATS TROLLING AROUND OMEGLE
Stranger: ))
Stranger: THANKS FOR FIGHTING WITH ME, CAPT.
Stranger: BACONS?
You: THERE WERE LEFT SOME IN THE FRIDGE
You: WE DID IT
You: YOU HAVE TO KEEP PRACTICING USING THE M-95
You: NEXT TIME I WILL BRING THE L-96
Stranger: AND I BELIEVE ALL THE MALES ARE NOW DEAD!
Stranger: WOHOOOOH
You: THEY ALL TURNED INTO A BULMOECH
You: WE HAVE TO HAVE A SECRET WORD INCASE SOMEONE WILL GET KIDNAPPED
Stranger: GOSH SHIR I'VE BEEN WORKING AND FIGHTING MY ASS WITH YOU FOR THE LAST 15 MINUTES AND I STILL DON'T GET THE WORDS YOU USE.
Stranger: WHAT ON EARTH IS A BULMOECH?!!!
You: ITS A WORM
Stranger: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL
You: LOL
Stranger: MY GOD, NO I'M IMAGINING ALL MALES ACTUALLY TURNED INTO WORMS
You: I HOPE YOU DIDNT FORGOT ANYTHING ON THE BATTLEFIELD
Stranger: uhm
Stranger: who are you?
Stranger: why are you here?
Stranger: why am i here?
You: let me tell you
You: but you'll have to sit
You: dont stand
Stranger: uh okay
You: are you sitting?
Stranger: uh i guess, i think i forgot how to sit
You: okay give it a few tries.. when you are success let me know
You: make sure you are comfortable
Stranger: am i suppose to sit with my nose? or?
Stranger: on my toes?
You: you can sit on your ass now.. its okay
Stranger: oohhh i get it
Stranger: so who are you and why am i here and what's been going on?
You: okay
You: so
You: three days ago
You: we were heading towards a secert operation
You: your name is Capt. Mike BTW
You: my name is Sarg Miller
You: this operation called OPERATION GULIOTINE
Stranger: okay, and what happened then?
You: we got the the Island.. WAKE ISLAND
Stranger: well that's a funny name. and my name's funny too. is BTW really my name?
You: and suddenly everything turned into grapes
You: yes your last name is BTW
Stranger: i prefer Capt. Mike FTW. sounds cooler
Stranger: may i change my name, sarg Miller?
You: yes but its good for the next 60 years only
Stranger: what will happen after 60 years?
Stranger: are you from the future?
You: im form the past-future
You: after 60 years everything will turn into grapes
Stranger: are you sure you're not from the past continuous?
You: and I mean EVERYTHING
Stranger: SERIOUSLY?
Stranger: GRAPES?
You: YES the purple ones though..
Stranger: oh
Stranger: and then what?
You: anyways we were on a mission
Stranger: the operation guilotine
You: yes!
Stranger: and we're going to the wake island where everything turned into grapes
You: that's right
You: then you got hit in the head
You: by grape
Stranger: oh for sure?
Stranger: BY A GRAPE?!
You: by a grape using a grape
Stranger: HAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA
You: your m95 turned into a grape
You: and you fired grapes on the enemy! then we found the M-COM station
Stranger: i fired grapes on grapes?
You: yes!!
You: you didnt miss a shot!
Stranger: they're not multiplying?
Stranger: i shot GRAPES on a GRAPE
You: yes
Stranger: and they're dead?
You: no they turned into worms
Stranger: oh i remember. then some of 'em mutated, into a gworm
You: right right.. we were activating the M-COM station while a grape flanked us!
You: then I throw a Grape-granade..
You: everything blew up !
You: and we found ourselfs here in 1942
You: talking in the telegraph
Stranger: so it's the year 1942? so the project and the island and the grapes, they're all from the future?
Stranger: so 60 years from now we all will be grapes?
You: they are from the future-past-present
Stranger: or did we stop them?
Stranger: did we save the human kind?
You: we stopped them hell yeah
Stranger: lol what the hell is future-past-present lol
Stranger: hahahahahha
You: its a new time
You: do you want to recall how the wake island looked like in 1942?
Stranger: how did it look like?
You: here is a quick brief from the past-futue-present
You: http://battlefieldo.com/media/evolu...ke-island.2710/
Stranger: wow nice pics dude! you surely know how to manage your dslr
You: yes dslr
Stranger: it looks peaceful, and everything is not grapes
Stranger: guess we did it, huh
You: its a video brief
You: yes i told you we did it.
Stranger: we save the world
You: we saved wake island
Stranger: i shall die in peace now
You: thats only a small portion of the world
You: there are many more places we have to conquer again
You: once we do that we will rule the world!
You: Our next operation: OPERATION METRO
Stranger: i can't i'm sorry
Stranger: i'm dying
Stranger: i caught the grape radiation
You: oh!
You: i know how to fix this
Stranger: the only way to actually save the human kind is by letting me die
Stranger: now
Stranger: or i'll infected the grape cancer to citizens of 1942
You: what kind? we dont need no kind
You: all you have to do is drink this grape juice
Stranger: oh really?
You: then we'll jump into 2142
Stranger: well, a cup of ribena please!
Stranger: thank youh!
You: np
You: so what is your profession?
Stranger: well i'm a veteran right? a warrior who saves the world from grapes and males and worms
You: great! im am a Sand eater
You: together we can go to our new mission
Stranger: my friend willy wonka wants to join
Stranger: can he?
You: did he cleaned his room?
Stranger: he owns a chocolate factory, so we don't need to worry about food supplies
Stranger: we can eat chocolate all day long and fight battles more epic than in the lord of the rings
You: oh dont worry about food, i got with me planty of cat-food
You: epic? can you fly the MIG-29?
Stranger: if i can handle my M-95 than i sure can fly the MIG-29!
You: you got promoted!
Stranger: what position? oh tell me it's the SUPER AWESOME CAPTAIN position
You: hold on.. it will take 40 more seconds to get your new rank
Stranger: it's 40 seconds already
Stranger: ....
You: okay so here it is:
Stranger: hey, stranger.. WHATS MY NEW POSITIOON
Stranger: yey super excited
You: Sargent of the master sargents most important person of extreme sargent to the max!
Stranger: *dying of too much awesomeness and coolness*
You: that's your new rank Sargent of the master sargents most important person of extreme sargent to the max Mike
Stranger: lol it's been funny, stranger
You: oh did you see our Monument ?
You: check that up before you go
Stranger: tell me how the monument look!
You: i gave you the video
You: 3:15
Stranger: aaahhhh the link?
You: check it up
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