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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: YOLO!

You: BOLO!

Stranger: HOLOOO

You: LEMON!

Stranger: BA BA BA BA BA NA NA

You: KU KU KU KU RIKU

You: YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN!

Stranger: SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS

Stranger: OH WAAAWWW I'M FLATTERED

You: ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SAY THE SPECIAL WORD 5 TIMES STRAIT NOW

Stranger: ))

Stranger: WHAAATTT

You: HOW ABOUT APPLES?

You: ARE YOU PACKING? I HOPE YOU ARE PACKING

Stranger: APPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLES

You: GOOD! NOW PACK YOUR STAFF!

Stranger: ALL DONE, CAPT!

You: YOU HAVE TO WEAR THE MAGSHUBLIEM SUIT!

Stranger: WHAT'S A MAGSHUBLIEM SUIT, SIR?!!

You: ITS A SPECIAL SUIT THAT LETS YOU WALK ON THE BARLUMED ROAD

You: WITHOUT IT YOU WILL TURN INTO A VALDUMPY

Stranger: AAAANNDD WHAT'S A VALDUMPY, SIR?! IS THAT SOME KIND OF VAMPIRE HUMPTY DUMPTY, SIR?!

Stranger: FORGIVE ME, SIR! I KNOW NOTHING! I'LL GO HARAKIRI NOW!

You: YOU HAVE TO STAY HERE

You: HARAKIRI IS FAR FAR AWAY AND WE HAVE TO KEEP THE TORTILLAS SAVED

Stranger: OH GOD NOOOO

You: NOW TELL ME CAPT. CAN YOU STAND ON YOUR NOSE ONLY?

Stranger: WHAT ABOUT THE BACON SIR?!

Stranger: WE HAVE TO SAVE THE BACOOONSSSS

You: THE BACONS ARE ALL GONE NOW.. SORRY CAPT

Stranger: WHAATT

Stranger: I.. I... YOU'LL HAVE TO GO ON WITHOUT ME SIR

You: WE HAVE TO GROUP UP AGAINST EVERYBODY ELSE! DONT BAIL ON ME NOW!

You: IM SENDING YOU A CHOPPER IT WILL PICK YOU UP

Stranger: I GET IT. WE HAVE TO SAVE THE TORTILLAS!

You: BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE NOSE-SEAT

Stranger: KAY SIR! I'VE LOST MY LEG SIR, GUESS I'LL BE WALKING WITH MY NOSE!

You: GOOD NOW, DO YOU REMEMBER HOW TO USE THE M-95 RS?

Stranger: I DO, SIR! IT'S AS EASY AS TYING MY OWN SHOELACE, SIR!

You: VERY WELL! THE PLACE WE ARE HEADING IS FULL WITH ENEMY MALES

You: WE HAVE TO KEEP OUR COVER AS MALES!

Stranger: GAAAAHHHH MALEEESSSS

Stranger: OKAY SIR! I AM ABLE!

Stranger: I'VE WATCHED MULAN

Stranger: I KNOW ALL THE TRICKS

You: DO NOT WEAR A SKINNY JEANS NO MATTER WHAT!!!

Stranger: WHAT ABOUT A CROP TEE SIR?!

Stranger: I CAN SHOOT FROM MY BELLY SIR! WE CAN WIN

You: YES WE CAN!!

You: YOU'LL GO FROM THE RIGHT

You: AND I'LL DO FROM THE RIGHT TOO

You: THEY WILL GET CONFUSED

Stranger: OKAAAYY! LET'S SAVE THE TORTILLAAAASSSS

You: ARE YOU READY?

Stranger: SIR YES SIR!

You: WAIT WAIT WAIT... HOW TALL ARE YOU?

Stranger: LET'S GET THIS DONE!

You: CAN YOU DESPISE YOURSELF AS A GIRAFFE?

Stranger: SIIIRR! I'M A MIDGET! I THOUGHT YOU KNOW THAT ALREADY?! WHY MUST YOU BRING THAT UP IN TIMES LIKE THESE

Stranger: AND A GIRAFFE?! SIR YOU OFFEND ME SIR. YOU STAB ME RIGHT IN THE HEART

You: IM SORRY

You: CAN WE STILL TEAM UP?

Stranger: IT'S OKAY SIR. YAO MING OFFENDED ME ONCE. I THINK I CAN SURVIVE WITH A LITTLE GIRAFFE JOKE

Stranger: SHALL WE SAVE THE TORTILLAS NOOOWWWW?!!!!

You: YES!!! WE HAVE TO RECON FIRST!

Stranger: SIR THERE'S A GIRAFFE RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

You: QUICK USE THE M-95!

Stranger: SIR?

Stranger: I... UH... I THINK... I AIMED WRONG

You: WHAT DID YOU HIT SOMETHING?!

Stranger: I HIT YOUR HEAD YOU CRAZY CAPTAIN! YOU DON'T FEEL A THING?!

You: I CANT FEEL A THING.. REMEMBER

You: ?

Stranger: OH GOD. YOU HAVE CONGENITAL ANALGESIA *GASP*

You: WE HAVE TO GET THE PMBOK

You: FAST

Stranger: BUT SIR, YOUR LEG HAS JUST BEEN SHOT BY THE MALES!

Stranger: YOU STILL DONT FEEL A THING?!

You: I DONT I HAVE TO USE THE GUID TO PROCCEED

Stranger: YOU'RE AWESOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEE *RAINBOW PUKE*

You: LOL

Stranger: LOL NOTHING BEATS TROLLING AROUND OMEGLE

Stranger: ))

Stranger: THANKS FOR FIGHTING WITH ME, CAPT.

Stranger: BACONS?

You: THERE WERE LEFT SOME IN THE FRIDGE

You: WE DID IT

You: YOU HAVE TO KEEP PRACTICING USING THE M-95

You: NEXT TIME I WILL BRING THE L-96

Stranger: AND I BELIEVE ALL THE MALES ARE NOW DEAD!

Stranger: WOHOOOOH

You: THEY ALL TURNED INTO A BULMOECH

You: WE HAVE TO HAVE A SECRET WORD INCASE SOMEONE WILL GET KIDNAPPED

Stranger: GOSH SHIR I'VE BEEN WORKING AND FIGHTING MY ASS WITH YOU FOR THE LAST 15 MINUTES AND I STILL DON'T GET THE WORDS YOU USE.

Stranger: WHAT ON EARTH IS A BULMOECH?!!!

You: ITS A WORM

Stranger: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL

You: LOL

Stranger: MY GOD, NO I'M IMAGINING ALL MALES ACTUALLY TURNED INTO WORMS

You: I HOPE YOU DIDNT FORGOT ANYTHING ON THE BATTLEFIELD

Stranger: uhm

Stranger: who are you?

Stranger: why are you here?

Stranger: why am i here?

You: let me tell you

You: but you'll have to sit

You: dont stand

Stranger: uh okay

You: are you sitting?

Stranger: uh i guess, i think i forgot how to sit

You: okay give it a few tries.. when you are success let me know

You: make sure you are comfortable

Stranger: am i suppose to sit with my nose? or?

Stranger: on my toes?

You: you can sit on your ass now.. its okay

Stranger: oohhh i get it

Stranger: so who are you and why am i here and what's been going on?

You: okay

You: so

You: three days ago

You: we were heading towards a secert operation

You: your name is Capt. Mike BTW

You: my name is Sarg Miller

You: this operation called OPERATION GULIOTINE

Stranger: okay, and what happened then?

You: we got the the Island.. WAKE ISLAND

Stranger: well that's a funny name. and my name's funny too. is BTW really my name?

You: and suddenly everything turned into grapes

You: yes your last name is BTW

Stranger: i prefer Capt. Mike FTW. sounds cooler

Stranger: may i change my name, sarg Miller?

You: yes but its good for the next 60 years only

Stranger: what will happen after 60 years?

Stranger: are you from the future?

You: im form the past-future

You: after 60 years everything will turn into grapes

Stranger: are you sure you're not from the past continuous?

You: and I mean EVERYTHING

Stranger: SERIOUSLY?

Stranger: GRAPES?

You: YES the purple ones though..

Stranger: oh

Stranger: and then what?

You: anyways we were on a mission

Stranger: the operation guilotine

You: yes!

Stranger: and we're going to the wake island where everything turned into grapes

You: that's right

You: then you got hit in the head

You: by grape

Stranger: oh for sure?

Stranger: BY A GRAPE?!

You: by a grape using a grape

Stranger: HAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA

You: your m95 turned into a grape

You: and you fired grapes on the enemy! then we found the M-COM station

Stranger: i fired grapes on grapes?

You: yes!!

You: you didnt miss a shot!

Stranger: they're not multiplying?

Stranger: i shot GRAPES on a GRAPE

You: yes

Stranger: and they're dead?

You: no they turned into worms

Stranger: oh i remember. then some of 'em mutated, into a gworm

You: right right.. we were activating the M-COM station while a grape flanked us!

You: then I throw a Grape-granade..

You: everything blew up !

You: and we found ourselfs here in 1942

You: talking in the telegraph

Stranger: so it's the year 1942? so the project and the island and the grapes, they're all from the future?

Stranger: so 60 years from now we all will be grapes?

You: they are from the future-past-present

Stranger: or did we stop them?

Stranger: did we save the human kind?

You: we stopped them hell yeah

Stranger: lol what the hell is future-past-present lol

Stranger: hahahahahha

You: its a new time

You: do you want to recall how the wake island looked like in 1942?

Stranger: how did it look like?

You: here is a quick brief from the past-futue-present

You: http://battlefieldo.com/media/evolu...ke-island.2710/

Stranger: wow nice pics dude! you surely know how to manage your dslr

You: yes dslr

Stranger: it looks peaceful, and everything is not grapes

Stranger: guess we did it, huh

You: its a video brief

You: yes i told you we did it.

Stranger: we save the world

You: we saved wake island

Stranger: i shall die in peace now

You: thats only a small portion of the world

You: there are many more places we have to conquer again

You: once we do that we will rule the world!

You: Our next operation: OPERATION METRO

Stranger: i can't i'm sorry

Stranger: i'm dying

Stranger: i caught the grape radiation

You: oh!

You: i know how to fix this

Stranger: the only way to actually save the human kind is by letting me die

Stranger: now

Stranger: or i'll infected the grape cancer to citizens of 1942

You: what kind? we dont need no kind

You: all you have to do is drink this grape juice

Stranger: oh really?

You: then we'll jump into 2142

Stranger: well, a cup of ribena please!

Stranger: thank youh!

You: np

You: so what is your profession?

Stranger: well i'm a veteran right? a warrior who saves the world from grapes and males and worms

You: great! im am a Sand eater

You: together we can go to our new mission

Stranger: my friend willy wonka wants to join

Stranger: can he?

You: did he cleaned his room?

Stranger: he owns a chocolate factory, so we don't need to worry about food supplies

Stranger: we can eat chocolate all day long and fight battles more epic than in the lord of the rings

You: oh dont worry about food, i got with me planty of cat-food

You: epic? can you fly the MIG-29?

Stranger: if i can handle my M-95 than i sure can fly the MIG-29!

You: you got promoted!

Stranger: what position? oh tell me it's the SUPER AWESOME CAPTAIN position

You: hold on.. it will take 40 more seconds to get your new rank

Stranger: it's 40 seconds already

Stranger: ....

You: okay so here it is:

Stranger: hey, stranger.. WHATS MY NEW POSITIOON

Stranger: yey super excited

You: Sargent of the master sargents most important person of extreme sargent to the max!

Stranger: *dying of too much awesomeness and coolness*

You: that's your new rank Sargent of the master sargents most important person of extreme sargent to the max Mike

Stranger: lol it's been funny, stranger

You: oh did you see our Monument ?

You: check that up before you go

Stranger: tell me how the monument look!

You: i gave you the video

You: 3:15

Stranger: aaahhhh the link?

You: check it up

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